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From: "G. Max" <IMIMIE=>
To: philip Levine
Subject: Fwd:
Date: Sat, 29 Dec 2001 12:07:10 +0000
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<blockquote type=cite class=cite cite> >A lady walks into a shop that sells VERY expensive<br>
> > >Persian rugs. She browses around, then spots<br>
> > the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it.<br>
> ><br>
> > >As she bends to feel the texture of the rug, she farts
loudly.<br>
> > >Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see
if<br>
> > >anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes<br>
> > a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
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> ><br>
> > As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a
salesman.<br>
> > >"Good day, madam. How may we help you
today?"<br>
> > > Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the
price of<br>
> > >this lovely rug?"<br>
> ><br>
> > He answers, "Madam, if you fatted
just touching it,<br>
> > you are very likely going to shit when you
hear the price!"<br>
> ><br>
> ><br>
> ><br>
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