EFTA00974698.pdf

From: To: Jefftey Epstein <[email protected]> Date: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 03:31:40 +0000 Wine-Images: Untitled_attachment_00008.jpg Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when he decided that he really needed a new robe.After looking aroundfor a while, he saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor. So, he went in and made the necessary arrangements to have Finkelstein prepare a new robefor him. A few days later, when the robe wasfinished, Jesus tried it on -- and it was a perfectfit! He asked how much he owed. Finkelstein brushed him off: "No, no, for the Son of God there's no charge! However, may I ask for a smallfavor. Whenever you give a sermon, perhaps you could just mention that your nice new robe was made by Finkelstein, the Tailor?" Jesus readily agreed and, as promised, extolled the virtues of his Finkelstein robe whenever he spoke to the masses. A few months later, while Jesus was again walking through Jerusalem , he happened to walk past Finkelstein's shop and noted a huge line of people waitingfor Finkelstein's robes. He pushed his way through the crowd to speak to him, and as soon as Finkelstein spotted Jesus he said: "Jesus, Jesus, look what you've done for my business! Would you consider a partnership?" "Certainly," replied Jesus. "Jesus & Finkelstein it is." "Oh, no," said Finkelstein. "Finkelstein & Jesus. After all... I am the craftsman." "I understand, Mr. Finkelstein.. but I am the son of God," Jesus replied. The two of them debated thisfor some time. Their discussion was long and spirited, but ultimatelyfruitful. They finally came up with a mutually acceptable compromise. A few days later.. the new sign went up over Finkelstein's shop: EFTA00974698 R EFTA00974699 You know you're going to pass it on. EFTA00974700