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To: philip Levine
From: "G. Max"
Subject: Fwd:
>A lady walks into a shop that sells VERY expensive
>Persian rugs. She browses around, then spots
the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it.
>As she bends to feel the texture of the rug, she farts loudly.
>Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if
>anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes
a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman.
>"Good day, madam. How may we help you today?"
> Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of
>this lovely rug?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it,
you are very likely going to shit when you hear the price!"
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