EFTA00759872.pdf

From: Ma' Subject: Report # 124: Sweden Date: Sun, 09 May 2010 15:26:23 +0000 Hallo kids! A full blood-brother of the Sheikh died so we have 3 days of morning. Back to elevator music on the radio. I got another traffic ticket for obstruction of traffic! Most of my colleagues thought I had obstructed traffic because my skirt was too short, however this was not the case! I decided to obstruct a lane like an Arab... Like you've never done it! I told Public Safety at that I need my own dedicated hotline for emergencies. They said me I already have one since they know I average one accident a month. So I have 10 points on my driver's license. After 24 they take the license. The points go away after 12 months. I went to Sweden for a few days. It was great to see family even though I had to stress that I DO NOT live in Saudi! As a matter of fact, I can't even enter Saudi! When I got back to Abu Dhabi I found my car buried under a few layers sand and it was a nice +30 C in my apt. As sandy, hot, and non-English-speaking things may be here, at least it's MY life. Hope you're all well and alive, EFTA00759872