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From: To:' <IMIMIE= > Subject: Re: Men are like Date: Wed,02 Apr 2003 20:25:45 +0000 I am thrilled you landed safely!!! Have a fantastic time in Brazil. xoxo, Lisa on 04/02/2003 04:25:52 PM To: Lisa Anastos/New York/Kirkland-Ellis@K&E cc: Subject: Re: Men are like Thought you would like to know that i have landed safely - I'll call you from Brazil to fill you in Kisses Gx Original Message From: Sent: 04/02/03 02:33 PM To: Subject: Men are like Men are like Laxatives They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like Vacations They never seem to be long enough. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. EFTA00578825 Men are like Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. Men are like Coffee The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long. Men are like Commercials You can't believe a word they say. Men are like Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like Government Bonds They take s00000000 long to mature. Men are like Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like Popcorn They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. *******************************WWW**WWW*******WWW**WWW* The information contained in this communication is confidential, may be attorney-client privileged, may constitute inside information, and is intended only for the use of the addressee. It is the property of Kirkland & Ellis. Unauthorized use, disclosure or copying of this communication or any part thereof is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by return e-mail or by e-mail to and destroy this communication and all copies thereof, including all attachments. *WWW**WWW**WWW**WWW**WWW**WWW**WWW**WWW**WWW**WWW**WWW* > EFTA00578826 EFTA00578827