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To: From: Jeffrey Epste n Sent Mon 1/18/2010 12:13:19 PM Subject: Re: Cultural Differences Explained i understand , that s why i suggest that you map out in excruciating detail what you would ideally want. you can then edit. On Mon, Jan 18, 2010 at 7:00 AM, wrote: Thank you! Just to repeat myself :) I think it is the reputation which will detemthre my future how I conclude the deal same as you said with the investors in my fund — Original Message — From: Jeffrey E tein leevacation(a gmail.com> To: Sent: Mon Jan 18 11:28:00 2010 Subject: Re: Cultural Differences Explained call me On Mon, Jan 18, 2010 at 4:51 AM wrote: I was asleep see below what we discussed :) Executive Partners UNITED IN SPORTS Disclaimer: The information contained in this e-mail message is intended solely for the attention and use of the individual or entity named above. It may contain privileged and confidential information. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that you have received this transmittal in error and that any use of this communication is strictly pmhilated. In such a case please delete this message and kindly infonn us. The material contained in this c-mail is for information imposes only and should not be regarded as an offer to sell or as a solicitation of an offer to buy or sell any products or services mentioned in this e-mail. Cultural Differences....explained: On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of South Pacific, the following people are stranded: * Two Italian men and one Italian woman. * Two French men and one French woman. * Two German men and one Gennan woman. * Two Greek men and one Greek woman. EFTA_R1_00195734 EFTA01822286  • Two British men and one British woman. • Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman. • Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman. • Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman. • Two Irish men and one Irish woman. • Two American men and one American woman. One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle ofnowhere. the following things have occurred: * One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. • The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage A trois. • The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman. • The two Greek men arc sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them. • The two British men arc waiting for someone to introduce them to the British woman. * The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.. * The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions. • The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply more employees for their stores. * The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few pints of coconut whisky. However, they are satisfied because the British are not having any fun.. • The two American men arc contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do. the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division ofhousehold chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do. and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this forsakendeserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping. ••• The information contained in this communication is confidential. may be attorney-client privileged, may constitute inside information, and is intended only for the use of the addressee. 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