EFTA01803556.pdf

From: Terje Rod-Larsen Sent: Monday, November 12, 2012 4:55 PM To: '[email protected]' Subject: Fw: WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE From: Fabrice Aidan To: Terje Rod-Larsen Sent: Mon Nov 12 11:41:37 2012 Subject: Fw: WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE Sent by Fabrice Aidan, United Nations From Sent. 11 12 2012 11:37 AM EST To Subject: WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure because of the following: 1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. 2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. 3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. 4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. 5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. 6. In South Africa they didn't know what "please" meant. 7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant. EFTA_R1_00147682 EFTA01803556 8. In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent. A foreigner had traffic violation in Dubai... Policeman: (with pen and ticket) I must write u a ticket... Your name? FOREIGNER: Wilhelm Voncorgrinzksy Schwerpavacovitz... Policeman: Aiwa, next time be careful habibi BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. And the WINNER is... FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. (Statement of the Century) Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" 2 EFTA_R1_00147683 EFTA01803557 A big advantage..... When you remarry, you can still keep the same photo on your desk!!! 3 EFTA_R1_00147684 EFTA01803558