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From: "G. Max" <IIMIMIE=>
To: Philip Levine
Subject: Fwd: Fw: WOMEN!
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 4501 05:00:00 +0000
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<blockquote type=cite class=cite cite><blockquote type=cite class=cite cite>> A group of
girlfriends went on vacation and they see a<br>
> > five-star hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only." Being
without<br>
> > their<br>
> > boyfriends, they decide to go in.<br>
> ><br>
> > The doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it<br>
> > works, "We have five floors. Go up, floor by floor, and once you
find<br>
> what<br>
> > you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since<br>
> > each floor has signs telling you what's on that floor. The only rule<br>
is,<br>
> > once<br>
> > you leave a floor, you can't return to it."<br>
> ><br>
> > The women talk it over and decide to go for it. They start<br>
> > going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here are<br>
> > horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind." The friends laugh and<br>
> > without hesitation move on to the next floor.<br>
> ><br>
> > The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are<br>
> > wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't<br>
going<br>
> > to<br>
> > do.So, again they head for the stairs.<br>
> ><br>
> > The friends move up to the third floor where the sign reads<br>
> > "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."
<br>
> > This was good but there were still two more floors...<br>
> ><br>
> > So, on to the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men<br>
> > here have perfect builds, are sensitive and attentive to women, are<br>
> > perfect lovers, and, they are single, wealthy and straight"<br>
> ><br>
> > The women were really excited, but they decide that they<br>
> > must know what is on the fifth floor before they settle for the fourth.<br>
> ><br>
> > When they reach the fifth floor, there is only one sign<br>
> > that reads, "There are no men here. This floor was built only to
prove<br>
> > that there is simply no way to please a woman."</blockquote></blockquote>
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EFTA00581368
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