EFTA02678126.pdf

From: Sent: Tuesday, October 29, 2013 3:32 AM To: Jefftey Epstein Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when he decided that he really=needed a new robe.Aft=r looking around for a while, he saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor. So, he went in=and made the necessary arrangements to have Finkelstein prepare a new robe f=r him. A few days later, when the robe was finished, Jesus tried it on -- ard it was a perfect fit! He asked how much he owed. Finkelstein brushed him off: "No, no, for the So= of God there's no charge! However, may I ask for a small favor. Whenever y=u give a sermon, perhaps you could just mention that your nice new robe was=made by Finkelstein, the Tailor?" Jesus readily agreed and, as promised, extolled the v=rtues of his Finkelstein robe whenever he spoke to the masses.c/=> A few months later, whil= Jesus was again walking through Jerusalem , he happened to walk past Finke=stein's shop and noted a huge line of people waiting for Finkelstein's robe=. He pushed=his way through the crowd to speak to him, and as soon as Finkelstein spott=d Jesus he said: "Jesus, Jesus, look what you've done for my business! Woul= you consider a partnership?" "I understand, Mr.=Finkelstein.. but I am the son of God," Jesus replied. =div>The two of them debated this for some t=me. Their discussion was=long and spirited, but ultimately fruitful. They finally came up with a mut=ally acceptable compromise. A few days later.. the new sign went up over Fi=kelstein's shop: &=bsp; 1 EFTA_R1_01975089 EFTA02678126 2 EFTA_R1_01975090 EFTA02678127