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From: "G. Max" <IIMIMINI=> To: "Stephen_M._Kosslyn" <@> Subject: Fwd: Fw: WOMEN! Date: Sat, 01 Jan 4501 05:00:00 +0000 <html> <br> <blockquote type=cite class=cite cite>I am of to the Bahamas today other wise I would write a nice long reply to you r lovely e mail. I lieu of that for today I thought I would just confirm your worst suspicions</blockquote><br> <br> Gx<br> <br> <br> <br> <blockquote type=cite class=cite cite><blockquote type=cite class=cite cite>&gt; A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a<br> &gt; &gt; five-star hotel with a sign that reads &quot;For Women Only.&quot;&nbsp; Being without<br> &gt; &gt; their<br> &gt; &gt; boyfriends, they decide to go in.<br> &gt; &gt;<br> &gt; &gt; The doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it<br> &gt; &gt; works, &quot;We have five floors.&nbsp; Go up, floor by floor, and once you find<br> &gt; what<br> &gt; &gt; you are looking for, you can stay there.&nbsp; It's easy to decide, since<br> &gt; &gt; each floor has signs telling you what's on that floor.&nbsp; The only rule<br> is,<br> &gt; &gt; once<br> &gt; &gt; you leave a floor, you can't return to it.&quot;<br> &gt; &gt;<br> &gt; &gt; The women talk it over and decide to go for it.&nbsp; They start<br> &gt; &gt; going up, and on the first floor the sign reads &quot;All the men here are<br> &gt; &gt; horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind.&quot; The friends laugh and<br> &gt; &gt; without hesitation move on to the next floor.<br> &gt; &gt;<br> &gt; &gt; The sign on the second floor reads &quot;All the men here are<br> &gt; &gt; wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly.&quot; This wasn't<br> going<br> &gt; &gt; to<br> &gt; &gt; do.So, again they head for the stairs.<br> &gt; &gt;<br> &gt; &gt; The friends move up to the third floor where the sign reads<br> &gt; &gt; &quot;All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women.&quot; <br> &gt; &gt; This was good but there were still two more floors...<br> &gt; &gt;<br> &gt; &gt; So, on to the fourth floor, the sign was perfect.&nbsp; &quot;All the men<br> &gt; &gt; here have perfect builds, are sensitive and attentive to women, are<br> &gt; &gt; perfect lovers, and, they are single, wealthy and straight&quot;<br> &gt; &gt;<br> &gt; &gt; The women were really excited, but they decide that they<br> &gt; &gt; must know what is on the fifth floor before they settle for the fourth.<br> &gt; &gt;<br> &gt; &gt; When they reach the fifth floor, there is only one sign<br> &gt; &gt; that reads, &quot;There are no men here.&nbsp; This floor was built only to prove<br> &gt; &gt; that there is simply no way to please a woman.&quot;</blockquote></blockquote> </html> EFTA00579381 From ???@??? Sun Jan 13 22:00:57 2002 To: Thomas_Callahan From: "G. Max" < > Subject: Cc: Bcc: X-Attachments: In-Reply-To: References: Message-Id: X-Eudora-Signature: <Standard> EFTA00579382
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