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From: To: Subject: FW: New Times Names Epstein Moron of the Week Date: Fri, 28 May 2010 14:50:23 +0000 Importance: Normal Inline-Images: image003.jpg; image004.gif; image001.gif; image002.jpg Does not need introduction. Hope all is well E N a mm u ld Blogs Moron of the Week Morons of the Week: Terrible Parents, the Pervy Billionaire, and both Rick Rosses Gus Garcia-Roberts 2b 2.)".,) Categories: Moron of the Week Odiggsdigg From blood-stained guajiros to litigious ex-convicts to shameful rappers to slithering billionaires, this week proved that moronic behavior knows no boundaries of class or race. In South Florida, pea- sized brains can be found in all sorts of heads. 5. Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, who forgot to pay his sex offender bill. 33 women, as young as 14, were prepared to testify that Epstein sexually assaulted them. If he was you average schlub, he would be carving soap sculptures in a cell for at least a couple of decades. But Epstein was sentenced to only eighteen months in prison and a year of house arrest in his $6.8 million Palm Beach mansion. He dodged real punishment from the feds by agreeing to pay legal fees for his victims, but he's refused to keep up with the payments and now reportedly owes $2 million-- roughly the cost of a hot-air balloon ride to Fiji followed by EFTA00212034 sky-diving into a custom-built lake of champagne and pomegranate seeds, or whatever it is billionaires do with their money. Where's an under-the-bridge molester colony when you need one? Alisha Marks Director fi SCHWARTZ [email protected] fl www.schwartz-media.com Cell: 786.390.4416 II Office: 305.858.3935 ext.3 Offices at Grand Bay Plaza II 2665 S. Bayshore Drive, Suite 730 Coconut Grove, FL 33133 Media Strategies Public Relations Counselors Zclues c ok EFTA00212035