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From: "Amy Sacco" To: "Ghislaine Maxwell (E-mail)" lIMIMINI=> Subject: FW: The Man Who Slept in Church Date: Sun, 18 Nov 2001 00:45:48 +0000 Importance: Normal > The Man who slept in church: > One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the > minister at the > local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, > my > husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's > very > embarrassing. What should I do?" • > "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin > with you. > I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and > I will > motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you > give him a > good poke in the leg." > In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. > Noticing > this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made > the > ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. > Jones. > "Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg • > with the > hatpin. > "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. • > Soon, Mr. > Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. > "Who is > your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning > towards > Mrs. Jones. > "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with • > the hatpin. • > "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before > long, Mr. > Jones again winked off. However, this time the > minister did not > notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he > made a few > motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet > her > husband with the hatpin again. • > The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam > after she bore > him his 99th son?" EFTA00580922 • > Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick > that > goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it > in half > and shove it up your ass!" • > "Amen," replied the congregation. EFTA00580923