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From: "G. Max" iMila
      To: philip Levine
  Subject: Fwd:
    Date: Sat, 01 Jan 4501 05:00:00 +0000

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<blockquote type=cite class=cite cite>&nbsp; &gt;A lady walks into a shop that sells VERY
expensive<br>
&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;Persian rugs.&nbsp; She browses around, then
spots<br>
&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; the perfect rug and walks over to inspect
it.<br>
&gt; &gt;<br>
&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;As she bends to feel the texture of the
rug, she farts loudly.<br>
&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;Very embarrassed, she looks around
nervously to see if<br>
&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;anyone has noticed her little accident and
hopes<br>
&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; a sales person doesn't pop up right
now.<br>
&gt; &gt;<br>
&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; As she turns back, there, standing next
to her is a salesman.<br>
&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;&quot;Good day, madam. How may we help you
today?&quot;<br>
&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt; Very uncomfortably she asks, &quot;Sir,
what is the price of<br>
&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;this lovely rug?&quot;<br>
&gt; &gt;<br>
&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; He answers, &quot;Madam, if you
farted just touching it,<br>
&gt; &gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; you are very likely going to shit
when you hear the price!&quot;<br>
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