EFTA00581344.pdf
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From: "G. Max" iMila
To: philip Levine
Subject: Fwd:
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 4501 05:00:00 +0000
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<blockquote type=cite class=cite cite> >A lady walks into a shop that sells VERY
expensive<br>
> > >Persian rugs. She browses around, then
spots<br>
> > the perfect rug and walks over to inspect
it.<br>
> ><br>
> > >As she bends to feel the texture of the
rug, she farts loudly.<br>
> > >Very embarrassed, she looks around
nervously to see if<br>
> > >anyone has noticed her little accident and
hopes<br>
> > a sales person doesn't pop up right
now.<br>
> ><br>
> > As she turns back, there, standing next
to her is a salesman.<br>
> > >"Good day, madam. How may we help you
today?"<br>
> > > Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir,
what is the price of<br>
> > >this lovely rug?"<br>
> ><br>
> > He answers, "Madam, if you
farted just touching it,<br>
> > you are very likely going to shit
when you hear the price!"<br>
> ><br>
> ><br>
> ><br>
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EFTA00581344
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