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<blockquote type-cite class-cite cite> >A lady walks into a shop that
sells VERY expensive<br>
> > >Persian rugs. she browses
around, then spots<br>
> > the perfect rug and walks
over to inspect it.<br>
> ><br>
> > >As she bends to feel the
texture of the rug, she farts loudly.<br>
> > >Very embarrassed, she looks
around nervously to see if<br>
> sgt; snbsp;albsp; snbsp; agt;anyone has noticed her little
accident and hopes<br>
,Sgt; > a sales person doesn't
pop up right now.<br>
> ><br>
Sgt; Sgt; Sinbsp;,Snbsp;i4nbsp;Snbsp;Smbsp;gmbsp; As she turns back, there,
standing next to her is a salesman.<br>
> > >"Good day, madam. How may
we help you todayflguot;<br>
> > > Very uncomfortably she asks,
"Sir, what is the price of<br>
Sgt; > >this lovely rugflguot;<br>
> ><br>
> > He answers,
"Madam, if you farted just touching it,<br>
Sit; togt;SinbspUmbspu.nbspflinbsp;Snbsp;smbsp;dinbsp;Sinbsp; you are very likely
going to shit when you hear the price!"<br>
> Sgt;<br>
> ><br>
> ><br>
,Sgt;</blockquote></html>
EFTA_R1_91281997
EFTA02334941
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