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Sent: Thursday, January 13, 2011 5:15 PM
Subject: Report #150: Haram
Attachments: Door sign.jpg
Hallo kids!
When the watchman walked by my frontdoor with a potential tenant, the perso= saw my sign (see attached again) and
said: "Haram?"
Haram means forbidden. I think the sign serves it's purpose...
There is a dispute between the UAE and Canada regarding expanded landing rights in Canada. The UAE acted v=ry
juvenile and now charges Canadian citizens high fees for visas. A Canad=an newspaper said: "When the UAE stops
behaving like a two-year-old i= the grocery store cookie aisle, Canada will likely be more than ready to =alk. Until then, if
the UAE wants to hold its breath until it turns blue -= let it turn blue."
Know=ng the UAE, it will turn purple.
I went to a dermatologist to check some =umps I have on my throat. She asked me: "Where???" I said that m= throat
was covered with small bumps. She took out the biggest magnifying =lass with a huge lens: "Where???"
Finally after a lot of searching and not finding=the bumps she asked me: "Does it itch?"
"No..."
"So how does=it bother you?"
"It's there..."
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