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From: Subject: Re: Report # M: Loud neighbor Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2010 17:35:53 +0000 Importance: Normal Seasons greetings! I spoke to soon about no neighbors to complain over. I have a hotel next door and they play music very loudly! I have yelled at the management and threatened to try to revoke their license to play music after 10 pm. Bless the hotel for taking me seriously and being courteous even though I call their famous Lebanese singer a "crappy fuckhead who bothers me and makes me cry because he's so terrible and they better turn that shit-music down and I will make sure their license isn't renewed". What I've learned these past couple of weeks is that men in the Arab world have never heard a woman scream and curse like me. What's more important is that they can't stand it so they will give me what I want preferably before the screaming becomes really unbearable because they know ones the cursing starts there's no just turning back. So I have my kitchen - with water - which is not something you should take for granted. My apt is fabulous! I will send pictures shortly - that's the only non-fabulous part, the non-intemet situation. I'm still the only tenant in this 10 apt villa and then the two watchmen in the guesthouses. It feels like that old short-movie, "the Countess and the Butler". I hope you are all well! Sent from my BlackBerry EFTA00900174