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*Main Topics:* Negative ads, demonstrators in WV, Oldy McOlderson and offshore drilling* Summary:* President Bush issues a blunt condemnation of China's human rights record from Thailand. China bans a former US Olympian who advocates for peace in Sudan. Pollutions and protests on the Great Wall mar China's opening days of the Olympics. Authorities continue their search for the missing child, Caylee Marie Anthony. Mid-morning numbers show that the numbers of jobless claims have soared to the highest rates in six years. Two controversies on the democratic side of presidential politics: Hillary Clinton suggests her supporters nominate her at the convention and pundits take issue with Obama's proposed aggressive taxation of oil companies. Cable stations host panels on the new poll that shows many voters feel Obama is overexposed. The tire pressure debate continues. Paris Hilton ad continues to receive substantial coverage on FNC and CNN. No mention of the Straight Talk Express' collision with a minivan. Highlights: 1. McCain's negative ads a. FNC: Giuliani on McCain's sense of humor and Bush's legacy b. FNC: Pfotenhauer plugs the new ad and defends the old c. CBS: Anchorwoman and GOP strategist consider McCain's negative strategy 2. WCHS-ABC: Demonstrators welcome McCain in West Virginia 3. CC: Stewart exposes McCain's altered messaging on offshore drilling Highlights No Clip: 1) MSNBC – RUDY GIULIANI: 'I think all of [McCain's ads] are funny. […] It's the summertime. I'm not offended by it.' 2) CNN – ED HENRY: '[John McCain is] trying to test out a new message. He's trying to seize back the mantel of change. You know know Barack Obama talks about and bills himself as the candidate of change. John McCain is trying to assert he's that guy.' Clips: Highlight #1 *Giuliani Raves About McCain's Sense of Humor and Bush's Presidential Legacy * (FNC 08/07/08 08:27am) RUDY GIULIANI: But that was the reason for the criticism. It wasn't that Barack Obama said to inflate your tires*. He said that inflating your tires would make up for not doing offshore drilling, which he's against. Of course that's silly, I mean the statement, so he's kind of changed his position to protect himself. * GRETCHEN CARLSON: Did you happen to see the Paris Hilton response ad to the celeb ad? GIULIANI: *Yes I did, I thought it was hilarious. […] I'm sure John loves it too. John has a great, haven't had the chance to talk to him about it yet, but John McCain has a great sense of humor*. BRIAN KILMEADE: […] if you had to give some advice to Barack Obama what would you say? GIULIANI: I would say to him, why don't you go do those town hall meetings with John McCain. Get rid of all this, you know, sound bite stuff and half statements. Go do 20 or 30 of those town hall meetings, get up in front of 100 people, 200 people, 300 people, whatever it is, let them question you. And then we'll find out who really has the answers. I think that's the best test. CARLSON: But wait a minute, you're still giving the advice to Senator John McCain when you give that advice to Barack Obama because a lot of people criticize that he wouldn't do well in those town meetings. GIULIANI: Well we will find out. If he's not going to do well in those town hall meetings then he's not going to do well or he his. *That I think would be the best test of if you're ready to be, ready to be President. Let the American people go question you. With all due respect to all the reporters and everything, I found that to be the most difficult part and the most challenging part. The town hall meeting, even more than the debates. […]* BRIAN KILMEADE*: John McCain, two days ago, cut an ad saying that I am not better off than I was four years ago under George Bush.* Two Republicans, he's distancing himself from the president and he cut a voiceover and got video to prove it. How difficult was it for him and Number 2 should he have done it. GIULIANI: Well there are all different ways of doing it. He has to show that he is independent of George Bush. This is the problem Al Gore had in 2000, it's the problem President Bush 41 had in 88', he had to distance himself from Ronald Reagan. And sometimes maybe you're going to step over the line a little and offend someone for doing it. But I think the point hat John wants to make is that he's an independent guy. And boy, you gotta say that about John. He's always been independent. This is not going to be a continuation of the George Bush administration. *I'm a big supporter of the President, I think this country is better off because George Bush was our President. He made the one big decision, the most important decision of his Presidency correctly. And I think in history he's going to be a very good President for that reason. But there are a lot of things were he differs from, where John differs from President Bush and he has a right to point that out. * *Nancy Pfotenhauer Defends The Obama Celebrity Ad and Plugs the New Raising McCain Video* (FNC 08/07/08 09:30am) BILL: HEMMER: From Presidential candidate now to a YouTube sensation almost overnight. Some of John McCain's ads, like the one comparing Barack Obama to the likes of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, are working. According to YouTube, the ads have helped rocket McCain's page on the site in only 7 days. While these ads can be catchy, can they end up hurting McCain in the long run? […] Why do you think this ad is working? NANCY PFOTENHAUER: *[…] Oh because I think the American people, while we understand the challenges that we are facing, enjoy a good laugh once in a while and they actually respect and admire someone who's in the arena who keeps their sense of humor. […]* HEMMER: *So you think it's just a laugh in the end then? Is Paris Hilton the kind of, well the kind of American you want to draft off of?* PFOTENHAUER: Well what we did is a nod to Senator Obama's celebrity after a week of wall-to-wall just fulsome praise in media coverage that was basically something you could complain about or laugh about. So we did a nod to the celebrity and then we went on to talk about serious issues like energy prices and Senator Obama's lack of an energy plan. […] *So we always have some substance in there we just had a little fun with it*, and the American people have responded. HEMMER: […] Some are saying that it's ok if it comes from somewhere else but not directly from the McCain campaign because it could backfire on you. Their logic, and what they suggest, is *the media is already picking up on the celebrity thing anyways.* PFOTENHAUER: Well if they were it wasn't coming through. There's something like 40% of Americans that think the media is in the tank for Senator Obama and had said that. Basically said that they were trying to actively midwife, if you will, the Obama candidacy. Just yesterday a PEW Research Poll came out that said about 48% of the American public think they've heard too much about him, and that includes 30% of the Democrats that were surveyed. So I think if anything the burden is on the other foot if you will or the other side. HEMMER: *Now before we go overboard with the technology attention, to be clear, Barack Obama's YouTube page has 40 million hits, John McCain's has 8 million*. Now there's this debate as to whether or not the young people of America will decide the next President come November 4th. And if you go back over time, history says that even though a lot of people talk about that there is no proof that young people actually turn out in the numbers some campaigns hope or project. Do you have evidence at the moment that that will change in 2008? PFOTENHAUER: We don't have evidence, but Senator McCain is campaigning for every vote and he's doing it by crisscrossing the country and interacting directly with voters, wherever possible. He prefers less scripted, real direct conversation and dialogue […] But we are also going to bring the debate to the American people through whatever mechanisms we can and we are going to invite their engagement and we're gonna, we're happy to share a chuckle with them or have a serious conversation with them about the economy and bringing energy prices down. *So it's a very balanced effort on our part and I would just encourage your viewers to check on the web for "Raising McCain". Which is the new one that just came out this morning, and I personally watched it two or three times before doing this segment because it was so much fun.* HEMMER: Well I'll try to queue that up before I get out of here. *CBS Anchor and GOP Strategist Evaluate McCain's* *Negative Ads* (CBS 08/07/08 7:17am) MAGGIE RODRIGUEZ: Let's begin *with the [ad] that started this negative tide, John McCain's ad last week comparing Barack Obama to celebrities, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears*. […]. Even though he was being criticized, do you think this was an effective ad because it got people talking about McCain again? ED ROLLINS: Well, it was a very effective ad because, for the first time since really February, the equal news coverage for the week [sic] and it was about this ad. Network television, cable television put this on and made it work. At the end of the day, the message is he's not ready to lead and I think that's, in essence, what McCain wanted to do. [McCain's 'real Obama' ad] RODRIGUEZ: So still a jab about the celebrity, but much more on message. ROLLINS: It's definitely on message and the message obviously are the things that are the negatives, but I think the key thing here is it's building on the celebrity, this is a guy who, four years ago, basically nobody knew who he was. Now they do. He's very famous, but there's no substance and I think that's their message. RODRIGUEZ: And also when they say things like he's going to raise your taxes, which they focused much more on this ad than in the first one…. ROLLINS: That's the message you wanna drive. This is an ad that'll work in August. It may not work in October, but *the message of raising taxes will definitely work in October and I think you're gonna keep hearing that over and over again.* RODRIGUEZ: All right, Barack Obama says that John McCain is taking the low road. He's supposed to be a straight-talker who doesn't resort to this sort of thing, but he has […]. [Obama's fact check ad.] RODRIGUEZ: What do you think? ROLLINS: Well, he's responding to McCain. The truth of the matter is you want to run your own campaign. You don't want to respond to the opposition. That's the basic rule, but I think he thinks the ads must have been effective enough that he's out there responding already. Once again, this is August so what goes on in September, October may be a totally different game. RODRIGUEZ: You don't think that Barack Obama pointing out John McCain's weaknesses, in his view, is a good strategy? ROLLINS: Well, it's a good strategy. *If he can make […] McCain a grumpy, old man, as opposed to a significant commander-in-chief, he's done his job and I think that's what he wants to do.* He's the more likable candidate, by an overwhelming margin, but, in the end, these undecided voters often vote for the person they like the most. Highlight#2 *McCain Doesn't Have Virginia in His Pocket, Resident Declares* (WCHS ABC 08/06/08 11:03pm) RICK LORD: With the days and months ticking away toward the presidential election, both candidates are hitting the campaign trail hard ahead of their party's conventions. ELIZABETH NOREIKA: Republican candidate, John McCain is taking the mountain state votes seriously. The senator visited West Virginia today. McCain stopped in Huntington this morning where he took in a Marshall football team practice. McCain also spoke to the players about how he learned about Marshall University. JOHN MCCAIN: The great tragedy in 1970 obviously. Then, of course, it was all brought back to us with that wonderful film, which we see over and over again, I'm happy to say. On cable, I've seen it a couple of times and so it's just a symbol to America and I'm proud to be here. NOREIKA: McCain rode on a bus tour through Ohio. The ride was with limited members of the media, including our own Kennie Bass. And this is to be expected with any political visit, you can almost always count on protesters. LORD: Eyewitness News reporter, Bryant Somerville talks with Barack Obama supporters who say despite West Virginia polls showing McCain in the lead, this race is far from over. BRYANT SOMERVILLE: *While Senator John McCain's Straight Talk Express was pulling in, his protesters were walking up*, shouting for who they believe should be the next president and wanting McCain to know that West Virginia is not in his back pocket just yet. MATT SOWARDS: We're showing John McCain that this is not a given for him and he's gonna have to work for West Virginia just like Senator Obama is and has been doing. SOMERVILLE: *Matt Sowards says Senator Barack Obama offers today's youth something McCain doesn't* and says Obama is to him what President John Kennedy was to his parents. SOWARDS: We see the same message of hope and change and prosperity that we haven't had through the course of our lifetime. DEMONSTRATORS: Who do we need? Obama! What for? President! VICTOR WILSON: We need to come together as one nation. We need to set aside our racial differences. We need to look to somebody who has the vision, the strength, the organizational skill and the eloquence to save this nation. SOMERVILLE: Something these protesters say can only happen with Obama. They say demonstrating is the best way to let the Arizona senator know how they feel. SOMERVILLE: We have a great opportunity to come out and make a stand and show that young people care about what's going on in our government, what's going on in Washington. […] LORD: Others making their opinions known today said West Virginians are sick of the way President Bush has run things for the past 8 years. To break away from that, they say Senator Obama is who we need in the White House. Highlight #3 *Stewart Reminds Us that McCain is So Old, Out of Touch and Deceptive It's Funny* (Comedy Central 08/06/08 11:02pm) JOHN STEWART: […] Seven and a half years ago the Bush-Cheney administration promised us a comprehensive energy policy. Six years into the war on terror they promised us a path to energy independence and finally a couple of weeks ago they said, 'Ah, f*ck it. How 'bout we just look under Florida?' […] Luckily the two presidential candidates aren't fighting the drilling demon. […] JOHN MCCAIN: With those resources, which would take years to develop, it would only postpone or temporarily relieve our dependency on fossil fuels. JOHN STEWART: *Fossil* fuels? You know, um. I did this with the world 'telegraph' last week, so I'm gonna go ahead and put 'fossil' on the list of words McCain should probably never use. If you freeze there you'll see 'contraption' and 'dagnabbit.' So both presidential candidates saying, 'Drilling isn't the answer,' but that was months ago. A simpler time. People left their doors unlocked. On a Friday night, they'd take their best girls, in a Studebaker, down to the malt shop. Gas was only $3.69 a gallon. Times have changed. MCCAIN: We need to drill here and we need to drill now. STEWART: You know you're standing inside, right? It's a label factory in Pennsylvania. You'd just hit the basement. Go ahead, drill! The Administration's own Department of Energy says the effects of drilling now wouldn't even be felt until 2030. Unless we could somehow whittle that figure down. STEPHEN MOORE: It's clear that it's going to take somewhere between four and six years before the time they start drilling 'til the time we actually get that gasoline in our tank. ALISYN CAMEROTA: Two to four years is a conservative estimate. EXPERT: It would take two or three years before it got in the US market. SEAN HANNITY: Within two years— MCCAIN: Oil company executives say that as short [of] a time as one-two years. CHARLIE CRIST: I've talked to people in the business who say that, within a year and a half they can have oil— MCCAIN: —is to increase our oil supply in a matter of months. STEWART: Drilling offshore has already saved us! Cyborgs from the future have been sent here to drill offshore to prevent Osama bin Laden from killing John Connor! Have sex with them and become your own grandfather. Nice cave, McCain! Obama, scold 'im. [Stewart becomes frustrated at Obma's compromise. Then moves to the topic of tire gauges.] MCCAIN: My opponent doesn't want to drill! He doesn't want nuclear power! He wants you to inflate your tires! STEWART: He's a queer! This is America! If I'm gonna inflate my tires, I'm gonna inflate 'em with oil! Be like drivin' on a waterbed. Senator McCain took his message of ending our dependence on oil to the annual Sturgis motorcycle rally and crystal meth Olympics in South Dakota. MCCAIN: As you may know, not long ago, a couple a hundred thousand Berliners made a lot of noise for my opponent. I'll take the roar of 50,000 Harleys any day! Any day, my friends. [McCain twirls his finger around. Stewart imitates the gesture.] STEWART: Any day! Any day! Any day that we're not locked in a global battle with oil-producing terrorist states. You guys are actually being quite wasteful right now. You're making things worse, but, for some reason, they just kept with the vroom vroom. MCCAIN: This is my first time here, but I recognize that sound. It's the sound of freedom. STEWART: No, it's the sound of money being funneled to Saudi Arabia. Luckily, many in the audience soon ran out of freedom juice and McCain was able to continue. MCCAIN: I was lookin' at the Sturgis schedule and noticed that you have a beauty pageant and so I encouraged Cindy to compete. [crowd roars in applause] STEWART: Ooh, a beauty pageant. So what do you guys do? Get Mario Lopez to host and the girls do a little evening gown thing? Do we have any footage of the contest from years past? [Young lady in bikini dances about] BEAUTY PAGEANT MC: Yeah. Go, go. Buffalo-style. [woman removes shorts] Hey, come on guys! Make some noise! [woman inserts banana in mouth suggestively] You likee? You like the banana show? [cut back to Stewart, slightly mortified] STEWART: […] As you can imagine, that was the talent show. It's quite a spectacle! So, *to sum up: tuning up your cars and keeping your tires inflated is unbelievably gay and only encourages the terrorists, but stationary, yet still roaring engines, combined with alcohol-fueled banana oral sex demonstrations are….* MCCAIN: You're the heart and soul of America! STEWART: By the way, after all that, this is what McCain said yesterday, 'Sen. Obama a couple of days ago said that we ought to all inflate our tires, and I don't disagree with that. The American Automobile Association strongly recommends it,' adding, 'Vroom?' -- Jacob Roberts PAO 208.420.3470 (c) --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the "big campaign" group. To post to this group, send to [email protected] To unsubscribe, send email to [email protected] E-mail [email protected] with questions or concerns This is a list of individuals. It is not affiliated with any group or organization. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
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