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Date: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 03:31:40 +0000
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Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when he decided that he really
needed a new robe.After looking aroundfor a while, he saw a sign for
Finkelstein, the Tailor.
So, he went in and made the necessary arrangements to have Finkelstein
prepare a new robefor him. A few days later, when the robe wasfinished,
Jesus tried it on -- and it was a perfectfit!
He asked how much he owed.
Finkelstein brushed him off: "No, no, for the Son of God there's no
charge! However, may I ask for a smallfavor. Whenever you give a
sermon, perhaps you could just mention that your nice new robe was
made by Finkelstein, the Tailor?"
Jesus readily agreed and, as promised, extolled the virtues of his
Finkelstein robe whenever he spoke to the masses.
A few months later, while Jesus was again walking through Jerusalem ,
he happened to walk past Finkelstein's shop and noted a huge line of
people waitingfor Finkelstein's robes.
He pushed his way through the crowd to speak to him, and as soon as
Finkelstein spotted Jesus he said: "Jesus, Jesus, look what you've done
for my business! Would you consider a partnership?"
"Certainly," replied Jesus. "Jesus & Finkelstein it is."
"Oh, no," said Finkelstein. "Finkelstein & Jesus. After all... I am the
craftsman." "I understand, Mr. Finkelstein.. but I am the son of God,"
Jesus replied.
The two of them debated thisfor some time.
Their discussion was long and spirited, but ultimatelyfruitful. They
finally came up with a mutually acceptable compromise. A few days
later.. the new sign went up over Finkelstein's shop:
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