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[00:00:00] Wind chills could drop to 65 degrees [00:00:02] below zero. What the [ __ ] is that up in [00:00:05] Minnesota or something? North Dakota. [00:00:07] Y'all are crazy up there. 65 degrees [00:00:10] below zero. Not geoengineered. [00:00:13] Zero harp involvement. Thank you very [00:00:15] much. Don't even start with me. You [00:00:17] conspiracy theorists. [00:00:19] >> Conspiracy theories are entering a [00:00:21] danger. [00:00:21] >> Information is the oxygen of the [00:00:24] democracy. There's so much evidence out [00:00:26] there that even if less than 1% is true, [00:00:30] that would be enough to collapse the [00:00:32] current paradigm and change the whole [00:00:35] planet. [00:00:41] Last story of the day that I want to [00:00:43] cover right now [00:00:45] is the weather. Let's talk about the [00:00:47] weather, guys. I just want to call I [00:00:48] just want to chill out and chill out and [00:00:50] just like calm down and talk about [00:00:52] what's coming up here because actually [00:00:54] there's apparently apparently I'm no [00:00:56] expert a crazy winter storm coming. Not [00:01:00] geoengineered. [00:01:02] Zero HARP involvement. Thank you very [00:01:04] much. Don't even start with me you [00:01:06] conspiracy theorists. It's about to get [00:01:08] cold as [ __ ] And I'm sure it's all [00:01:10] going to be fine. I'm sure there's not [00:01:12] going to be any weird cyber attacks, any [00:01:14] weird power outages that just so happen [00:01:16] to coincide with any important [ __ ] I'm [00:01:19] sure that none of it's going to get [00:01:20] utilized to, you know, bring fascist [00:01:23] control over your minds, technocratic uh [00:01:26] injections into your veins, whatever the [00:01:28] [ __ ] it's going to be. I'm sure it's [00:01:29] fine. I'm sure it's fine. So, just [00:01:33] bundle up and prepare for some crazy ass [00:01:38] winter brought to us by Max Velocity. [00:01:41] [ __ ] 1.5 million subscribers, dog. We [00:01:44] are at an era where we've got all like [00:01:48] independent homies [00:01:51] that might be a little autistic just [00:01:53] starting YouTube channels and doing what [00:01:54] they love, the weather, and just doing [00:01:57] it and making a career out of it. That's [00:01:59] pretty cool. Assuming this [ __ ] [00:02:01] doesn't work for Israel. If you work for [00:02:02] Israel, Max, I'm gonna be pissed and I'm [00:02:04] gonna resend my support immediately if [00:02:06] you're a MSAD asset. Just saying. [00:02:09] >> A very dangerous winter storm is coming [00:02:12] and this is the kind of system that you [00:02:14] don't want to ignore. [00:02:15] >> I mean, tell me I'm not tell I'm wrong [00:02:16] about it. I mean, maybe just a little [00:02:18] just just like the right amount of the [00:02:20] tism like the amount that is just just [00:02:22] like very lovable, very smart, very good [00:02:26] at what he's doing. This is his thing. [00:02:28] It would seem he seems like this is his [00:02:30] thing and he's [ __ ] good at it and [00:02:32] his cat is just snoozing up there. [00:02:35] Ingredients are coming together at the [00:02:37] right time to support widespread snow [00:02:39] and ice with impacts possible from Texas [00:02:42] all the way to the east coast. This rare [00:02:45] weather pattern will begin with a [00:02:46] powerful arctic air mass surging south, [00:02:49] bringing life-threatening cold to parts [00:02:51] of the northern plains and Midwest. [00:02:53] Windchills could drop to 65° below zero. [00:02:56] And as this cold expands, [00:02:58] >> what? I didn't even hear that on the [00:03:00] first take. Say that one more time. [00:03:03] >> Wind chills could drop to 65 degrees [00:03:06] below zero. [00:03:07] >> What the [ __ ] [00:03:10] is that up in Minnesota or something? [00:03:12] North Dakota. Y'all are crazy up there. [00:03:16] That's messed up. [00:03:19] 65 degrees below zero. [00:03:23] Y'all are the init up there, dude. [00:03:27] Yeah, that's messed up, dude. [00:03:30] Fortunately, I'm about to fly down to to [00:03:32] to Florida [00:03:35] about to go have a bar mitzvah down in [00:03:37] Florida. [00:03:40] But yeah, I just I just want to let us [00:03:41] all know in case you didn't know, y'all [00:03:43] about to be cold out there. Get your [00:03:46] snow tires, get your jackets, put extra [00:03:49] clothing in your cars, put blankets in [00:03:51] your cars. Like, actually, real talk. [00:03:53] Real talk. as a like actual community. I [00:03:56] I do actually have community disaster [00:03:58] response training. Um wilderness first [00:04:00] responder training and stuff. This is [00:04:02] basic stuff. [00:04:03] Stock your cars in case you crash, in [00:04:06] case you get stranded. Stock your cars [00:04:09] with warm [ __ ] okay? Stock your cars [00:04:12] with emergency food. Stock your cars [00:04:15] with water. Stock your cars with a way [00:04:17] to make fire. [00:04:22] Right. Put a couple copies of the towel [00:04:24] mood in there, little bit of lighter [00:04:26] fluid with it, and a couple of lighters [00:04:28] and matches. So, if you need to start a [00:04:31] fire, you've got all the fuel you need. [00:04:34] Okay. [00:04:36] Um, [00:04:39] do whatever winterizations you need to [00:04:41] do cuz shit's about to get crazy out [00:04:43] here. And maybe stock your pantry a [00:04:45] little bit too, just in case. And if you [00:04:47] don't know how to drive in the snow, [00:04:50] don't do it. Don't go [ __ ] up. You'll [00:04:53] just make it worse for everybody. And [00:04:57] those are my roads, okay? When it's [00:04:58] snowy, that's for the people that know [00:05:00] how to drive in the snow to go and have [00:05:01] fun and do donuts. And you stay off of [00:05:04] them because we're busy doing donuts. [00:05:06] All right? [00:05:07] If you don't know what the [ __ ] you're [00:05:08] doing in the snow, don't go drive five [00:05:10] miles an hour. Just park, sip your hot [00:05:13] cocoa, stay the [ __ ] inside. We got [00:05:16] this. Okay? We got this. Let the trucks, [00:05:21] let the Jeeps, let the Subarus and the [00:05:23] lesbians, let them handle it, okay? [00:05:27] They're going to be fine out there. And [00:05:29] if you got a friend with a truck, maybe [00:05:32] buy them a gift in advance for when they [00:05:35] save your ass, okay? [00:05:38] Okay. [00:05:40] Because [ __ ] shit's about to get real [00:05:42] out here is how it sounds. Here, let me [00:05:44] pull this up. We'll watch a tiny bit [00:05:45] more. [00:05:47] And as this cold expands southward, it [00:05:49] will only cause more issues in the [00:05:51] southern United States. While this [00:05:53] Arctic blast crashes south, a surge of [00:05:56] Gulf moisture is moving north at [00:05:58] unusually high levels. As that moisture [00:06:00] runs into the entrenched cold air, [00:06:02] precipitation will intensify quickly, [00:06:05] which will elevate the risk of [00:06:06] significant snow and ice across the [00:06:08] region. What makes this setup especially [00:06:10] concerning is how slowly it's going to [00:06:13] evolve. I might actually get some Texas [00:06:16] snowfall this year. That'd be cool, dog. [00:06:20] I I was told that it can snow down here [00:06:22] in Texas, and I'm I'm ready. Bring on [00:06:25] the Texas snowfall, homie. Are [00:06:28] suggesting that the majority of our [00:06:29] winter precipitation could slow down or [00:06:32] even stall completely, which would lead [00:06:33] to places like Oklahoma City, Little [00:06:36] Rock, and Nashville seeing up to 1 ft of [00:06:38] snow. And Baron and Candace, [00:06:41] bundle up. Bundle up, kids. I don't want [00:06:45] to see you catching a cold, Candace. [00:06:48] Baron, I know you've been having a cold. [00:06:50] You bundle the [ __ ] up and drink some [00:06:52] tea. Baron, [00:06:55] we need you to be in front of your [00:06:57] cameras every night reporting the news [00:06:59] for us. Thank you very much. [00:07:03] But what I do know [00:07:07] is that some [ __ ] stole [00:07:09] $110,000 of Pokemon cards in New York [00:07:12] City. [00:07:15] A three minute long heist, but the [00:07:18] damage was real. [00:07:20] Three armed men stormed a man Manhattan [00:07:23] Pokemon card store, holding customers at [00:07:26] gunpoint [00:07:28] and stealing rare collectibles. [00:07:32] They robbed Poke Court dog, [00:07:37] including a first edition Charizard card [00:07:40] worth $15,000. [00:07:42] Dude, [00:07:44] where are my 90s kids at? I mean, you [00:07:47] got to catch them all, right? You got to [00:07:49] catch them all, dude. If you if you know [00:07:52] anything, it's, you know, you got to [00:07:53] catch them all. Even if it's at [00:07:55] gunpoint, apparently. [00:07:58] That shit's crazy, dude. [00:08:01] Back in third grade when we were trading [00:08:03] Charizards, [00:08:04] I never would have I I never would have [00:08:07] guessed. [00:08:10] I got in a fight over one of these [00:08:12] things. [00:08:14] And I hope my teacher, my third grade [00:08:16] teacher now, I hope I hope she knows I [00:08:19] wasn't wrong. [00:08:22] I didn't even pull a gun on the kid. I I [00:08:26] didn't I didn't even pull the strap. [00:08:28] I was restrained. And look at us now. [00:08:32] All grown up in [ __ ] [00:08:35] waving pistols around, stealing [00:08:38] Charizards left and right. [00:08:41] That is literally the state of the [00:08:42] economy today. [00:08:45] Late stage, [00:08:47] it's not even capitalism economy. [00:08:48] latestage Plutocratic global world order [00:08:53] where random [ __ ] collectibles [00:08:57] are these valuable assets. Where money [00:09:01] is acrewing in gigantic piles in rich [00:09:04] people's bank accounts for no reason. [00:09:08] When the stock market is all fake. When [00:09:10] regular people can't pay their [ __ ] [00:09:11] bills. When everyone is drowning in [00:09:14] debt. Gambling is through the roof. [00:09:17] Online prostitution is literally [00:09:20] ubiquitous. [00:09:21] All the food is poisonous. [00:09:24] These are all symptoms. [00:09:27] Riots, division, lefts and rights [00:09:30] fighting each other. [00:09:33] Drugs are out of [ __ ] control. [00:09:37] These are all symptoms of the end of the [00:09:40] red. [00:09:42] And you know, we've all got our opinions [00:09:44] and ideas about why it's happening, [00:09:46] about who's responsible for it, about [00:09:50] who exactly is the ones [ __ ] it all [00:09:53] up. I'm just saying, look around at [00:09:57] where the money's at. Follow the money. [00:09:59] You'll find the culprits. [00:10:04] Plenty of blame to go around. [00:10:08] But we've been talking about the club an [00:10:10] awful lot today. And let's just say that [00:10:13] the club [00:10:15] is the problem. So, um, if you haven't [00:10:18] already, go check out buyer.application [00:10:21] on Instagram. If you haven't already, go [00:10:23] download the buyer app for free on the [00:10:26] App Store or the Google Play Store. If [00:10:28] you have already downloaded it, leave us [00:10:29] a fivestar review because you love it. [00:10:31] Because you love supporting family and [00:10:33] founder owned businesses because [ __ ] [00:10:35] these corporate [ __ ] right? [00:10:38] F the World Economic Forum and their [00:10:41] [ __ ] horses. We the people support we [00:10:44] the people's businesses, founder [00:10:47] familyowned businesses. And buyer app is [00:10:50] a sick way to help you just decode the [00:10:53] mess, peel back the facade and figure [00:10:56] out is this really family and founder [00:10:58] owned or is this a bunch of [ __ ] [00:11:01] Because a lot of it is just lies. And [00:11:04] sometimes you find family and founder [00:11:07] owned companies where you would have [00:11:08] never expected. [00:11:10] Never expected. [00:11:12] There's some sick family founder own [00:11:14] companies out there that you didn't even [00:11:15] realize were family founder owned. And [00:11:16] now I'm not suggesting that this company [00:11:18] really like counts, [00:11:21] but did you know that Red Bull is [00:11:24] familyowned? [00:11:26] Red Bull is like the third largest [00:11:30] beverage company in the world if I [00:11:31] remember correctly. [00:11:33] They are massive and they're still [00:11:36] family-owned. Shout out to Red Bull. [00:11:39] Now, I'm sure there's a lot of stuff in [00:11:40] the background of why that is and how [00:11:42] that's working. I'm sure they've made [00:11:43] some deals and done some [ __ ] but but [00:11:45] shout out to Red Bull. That's pretty [00:11:47] badass. Okay, obviously not sponsored. [00:11:50] Don't take any sponsorships. And lastly, [00:11:53] I will have you know that since I'm [00:11:54] giving you your sponsor read, your your [00:11:56] ad read right now about the buyer app [00:11:58] from yours truly, I'll remind you all [00:12:01] that I don't have any sponsors. I don't [00:12:03] take any sponsors. Don't got no gold [00:12:05] sponsors [00:12:07] if you know. Um, don't got no sponsors [00:12:10] because [ __ ] them. Not not like, you [00:12:13] know, no shade on everyone else that [00:12:14] does have sponsors. That's cool. I just [00:12:16] don't want them. And I I would rather [00:12:19] hang out with you guys and just tell you [00:12:20] like I'd rather be able to tell you [00:12:22] about how I'm like addicted to Chris [00:12:24] Bumstead's energy drinks because he [00:12:26] makes them taste like sodas but they [00:12:27] like aren't soda. [00:12:29] Just because I want to tell you that, [00:12:30] not because like he paid me to, you [00:12:33] know. And so that's my continuing [00:12:35] commitment to you. Um and that's always [00:12:37] how it be that I don't got no sponsors [00:12:40] and buyer doesn't have any sponsors and [00:12:41] we don't take any money for the app. We [00:12:43] don't take any money for brand [00:12:44] promotion. We don't take any money for [00:12:45] any of it and I don't either. And so [00:12:47] anything you see is just you and me [00:12:50] hanging out on the screen, gifting subs [00:12:52] in the chat, giving supers in the [00:12:54] YouTube, getting views from that sweet, [00:12:56] sweet technocratic oligarch money fund [00:12:59] that seems to be this crazy spring of [00:13:01] [ __ ] money on the internet for [00:13:03] advertising and it's just we're just [00:13:04] chilling out. We're just having a good [00:13:05] time. So I appreciate you guys being [00:13:07] here. Thanks for paying attention. [00:13:08] Thanks for sharing. Thanks for liking [00:13:10] it. And um I'll travel safe. I'll keep [00:13:13] you updated. If you want to be updated, [00:13:14] I'm going to be posting a lot on the [00:13:15] buyer.lication Instagram page while I'm [00:13:18] traveling. All sorts of products, all [00:13:19] sorts of funny stories, little hippings [00:13:22] and happenings out there. So, catch me [00:13:24] over there and I will see you [00:13:28] next week. [00:13:29] >> Conspiracy theories are entering a [00:13:31] danger. Information is the oxygen of a [00:13:34] democracy. [00:13:35] >> There's so much evidence out there that [00:13:37] even if less than 1% is true, [00:13:40] >> that will be enough to collapse the [00:13:42] current paradigm and change the whole [00:13:45] planet.