Alright Class, Time To Learn Some Geography! - Clip
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[00:00:00] that I've been playing a lot of world
[00:00:01] map guessing games or not guessing but
[00:00:03] like world map geography like do you
[00:00:04] know all the countries games because
[00:00:06] there's a lot of countries in the news
[00:00:08] that we need to know where they are that
[00:00:09] I bet most of us don't know where they
[00:00:11] are and so I've been shoring up my world
[00:00:14] geography and it occurred to me that
[00:00:16] it's really fun and I bet we would have
[00:00:18] a grand old time doing it together. So
[00:00:21] it's going to be a different stream
[00:00:22] right now. Um, we're just going to
[00:00:23] stream one short round um of some world
[00:00:27] map geography guessing games and see if
[00:00:29] you guys know [snorts] which countries
[00:00:32] are which.
[00:00:34] Um,
[00:00:36] see if see if you guys need to shore up
[00:00:37] your geography and we'll have a little
[00:00:39] fun doing it because learning is hard
[00:00:42] but it's more fun with your homies. Hey,
[00:00:46] so we're just going to nerd out real
[00:00:47] quick. We're to nerd out.
[00:00:50] And I've got this app that I've been
[00:00:52] playing while I'm on flights and stuff
[00:00:55] or anytime I like don't have Wi-Fi, but
[00:00:56] I'm like locked in place called Map
[00:00:59] Quiz. And um and it's its main screen
[00:01:02] looks like this.
[00:01:04] And I've just played one round of this
[00:01:06] map. I had to find a new one online to
[00:01:08] play [snorts] um that's not an app. And
[00:01:12] I've learned that this one's been
[00:01:14] [ __ ] sandbagging me. or rather this
[00:01:16] one's been making it easy and the real
[00:01:18] version is harder. It's it's a
[00:01:20] sandbagger. So, um so the islands are
[00:01:24] going to be tough this time because the
[00:01:26] the game I've been practicing on, they
[00:01:28] give you like these little circles for
[00:01:29] the islands that help you find them. So,
[00:01:31] you don't actually have to know what
[00:01:32] they look like. This this version's a
[00:01:35] lot harder because it's just like legit
[00:01:37] the map and so you have to just zoom in
[00:01:39] and find the island in the middle of the
[00:01:41] ocean. It's a it's a good time.
[00:01:43] So, we're not going to waste time. Um,
[00:01:45] we're not going to explain Twitch. If
[00:01:47] you're if you're here, you're here. And
[00:01:48] if you ain't, you ain't. And we're just
[00:01:49] going to jump straight into the fun and
[00:01:51] play around and see how you guys like
[00:01:52] it. Um, and this stream obviously won't
[00:01:53] be for everyone, but we're just going to
[00:01:54] nerd out and have a good time here. I
[00:01:56] figure Twitch is for video games. So,
[00:01:58] let's play some damn video games, eh?
[00:02:00] Let's play some damn video games.
[00:02:04] So, I found this website, geochamp.app,
[00:02:08] I think it is, and they've got world
[00:02:10] countries and countries on the map. And
[00:02:12] I did one one fun F funsies practice run
[00:02:14] and I didn't make it all the way through
[00:02:16] before I decided it was time to play. So
[00:02:18] I' I've gone through a lot of them once.
[00:02:21] Um and we're going to do the full 197.
[00:02:25] We're going to do the full 197. We're
[00:02:26] going to get the whole batch. Um
[00:02:30] actually, maybe we'll just do 100. I
[00:02:31] think it randomly chooses 100. Um
[00:02:35] we'll do a hundred of them and see what
[00:02:37] we get. Play the quiz. Okay. You see how
[00:02:40] we're playing? You see, see how we're
[00:02:42] rocking? We got you on screen. We got
[00:02:43] you on screen. You can see it.
[00:02:47] [snorts] And some of them I'll give you
[00:02:48] some time to think for yourself.
[00:02:50] Netherlands, that's the biggest country
[00:02:52] in Africa. Just playing, dog. Um,
[00:02:59] and some of them will drop some lore,
[00:03:01] some conspiracy lore on these on these
[00:03:03] countries, and some of them will drop
[00:03:06] some mimonics to help you remember them.
[00:03:09] Guinea.
[00:03:12] Guinea. Guinea is over here in Africa.
[00:03:16] And there's Guinea and there's Guinea
[00:03:17] Bisau right here. And I remember it is
[00:03:19] the short the short name is the big one
[00:03:21] and the big name is the is the little
[00:03:23] one.
[00:03:24] And so Guinea is the big one. Is that
[00:03:27] too loud? That
[00:03:29] what up from South Jersey?
[00:03:30] Unfortunately, South Jersey is not one
[00:03:32] of our questions. It ain't a country.
[00:03:35] Likenstein.
[00:03:37] I often confuse Likensstein and whatever
[00:03:40] this one is. Um, it's harder to recall
[00:03:43] it off the top of your head, but I'm
[00:03:44] pretty sure Likensstein is this one.
[00:03:46] Yeah.
[00:03:48] Yeah. Latvia. Okay, I remember these
[00:03:50] guys. So, Latvia, Lithuania, and
[00:03:53] Estonia. Actually, easier to say.
[00:03:55] Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia are these
[00:03:58] three right here on the edge of the
[00:03:59] USSR, the old USSR on the edge of
[00:04:01] Russia.
[00:04:03] And I remember it as your lats are what
[00:04:07] you use for pulling. They're in the
[00:04:08] middle of your back.
[00:04:11] And so Latvia is the one in the middle.
[00:04:13] Estonia is like the stone that you carry
[00:04:16] with your lats when you carry a stone.
[00:04:20] And Lithuania is down here on the
[00:04:21] bottom. Lithuania. Latvia. Estonia.
[00:04:24] Oh, we're trying to find Latavia.
[00:04:25] Whoops. My [laughter] bad.
[00:04:28] Whoops.
[00:04:30] Russia. Who knows? Who knows? Is our
[00:04:33] ding too loud? Sri Lanka. Anyone know
[00:04:36] where Sri Lanka is? Any guesses? Any
[00:04:39] guesses? What's Sri Lanka next to?
[00:04:42] Anyone know what Sri Lanka is next to?
[00:04:44] It's an island. I'll give you a hint.
[00:04:46] It's an island.
[00:04:50] Sri Lanka is an island. And it's next to
[00:04:53] boom, I saw it. India. Whoever said
[00:04:54] India? Midwest Panda. You got it.
[00:04:56] Midwest Panda knows about Sri Lanka.
[00:04:59] Oh, that's a cool I like how this game
[00:05:01] gives you a photo and they give you the
[00:05:03] the capital.
[00:05:05] That's a [ __ ] long capital name.
[00:05:08] Canada. Oh, Canada.
[00:05:12] Home of Charlie Pley Pasternac. If you
[00:05:15] don't know where Afghanistan is, you
[00:05:16] better get learned. If you're an
[00:05:18] American and you don't know where
[00:05:19] Afghanistan is, you better learn where
[00:05:21] Afghanistan is because we've been in
[00:05:23] Afghanistan for a hot minute. And the
[00:05:25] easy way to remember it is in the Middle
[00:05:27] East, Iran is the really big one and
[00:05:29] Afghanistan is the little middle one.
[00:05:31] Well, the the midsize middle one to the
[00:05:34] right of Iran.
[00:05:36] And it's important.
[00:05:38] It's important.
[00:05:41] Sudan. Sudan's important to know about.
[00:05:43] There's a big genocide happening in
[00:05:44] Sudan right now. Um where the UAE is
[00:05:47] stealing a bunch of gold. They're
[00:05:48] funding a bunch of genocidal crazy
[00:05:50] [ __ ] What's up from South
[00:05:52] Africa? I bet our homie from South
[00:05:54] Africa knows where Sudan is. It's right
[00:05:56] under Egypt.
[00:05:58] And there's all kinds of crazy pyramids
[00:05:59] in Sudan. If you don't know about the
[00:06:01] Sudan, the Sudin pyramids and you think
[00:06:04] you're a conspiracy buff, dog. Look into
[00:06:06] the pyramids. You know about the
[00:06:07] pyramids in Egypt, but do you know about
[00:06:08] the pyramids in Sudan?
[00:06:11] Same ancient culture. Them Atlantanss
[00:06:13] were in Sudan, too. Boom. Right there.
[00:06:16] Pyramids in Sudan. It's crazy. It's a
[00:06:19] whole other rabbit hole. Not like the
[00:06:21] Egypt one. similar but not quite the
[00:06:22] same. It's cool.
[00:06:25] Capital cartoon. That's cool. I know
[00:06:28] about cartoon from like uh Age of
[00:06:31] Empires kind of games. Um the Art of War
[00:06:34] games, whatever they were, Rome Total
[00:06:37] War and [ __ ] but I didn't actually
[00:06:38] realize that Cartoon was the capital of
[00:06:40] Sudan.
[00:06:42] Malta. Malta is a tiny little island.
[00:06:45] Anybody know where Malta is? What's it
[00:06:47] under?
[00:06:49] Where's Where's Malta near to you guys
[00:06:52] know? We were just talking about secret
[00:06:54] military bases in Malta.
[00:07:00] Um,
[00:07:03] so I I sometimes get confused by this
[00:07:06] island that is like a part of Greece and
[00:07:08] this little island that I'm pretty sure
[00:07:10] is Malta. I might get it backwards, but
[00:07:12] I think this little one over here
[00:07:13] underneath Sicily and Italy is actually
[00:07:15] Malta.
[00:07:16] Oh, am I getting it backwards, though?
[00:07:18] Is this one Malta? [ __ ] This one is
[00:07:20] Cyprus and this one is Malta right here.
[00:07:23] The little one underneath Italy. Yeah.
[00:07:25] Got it. Got it. Gets associated with
[00:07:29] Greece, right? But
[00:07:31] Romania. I don't know why I [ __ ]
[00:07:34] remember Romania as the Romanian
[00:07:35] Ridgebacks. I was talking about this
[00:07:36] earlier today, but this one is Romania.
[00:07:39] It's the big one underneath Ukraine and
[00:07:41] the little mold right there. We'll come
[00:07:43] back to the mold later, but this one is
[00:07:46] Romania. And I don't know, I remember it
[00:07:48] as Romanian Ridgebacks for no reason
[00:07:50] whatsoever. Um, but if you're looking
[00:07:53] into the history of our girl Erica Kirk,
[00:07:56] maybe that'll help you remember that
[00:07:58] Romania is this one with a little hook.
[00:08:01] The one with a little hook over here on
[00:08:02] the sea.
[00:08:05] Bucharest Romania. Whereas Chad, oh, I
[00:08:08] love Chad. Chad is easy. Chad is this
[00:08:10] face. It's this Chad face in the middle
[00:08:12] of Africa. When you zoom out, you can
[00:08:14] see his little nose and his mouth going
[00:08:16] like bruh
[00:08:18] bruh. Like that. That's Chad.
[00:08:22] Chad right there underneath Libya.
[00:08:25] Ninja. I did not know that was the
[00:08:28] capital of Chad. Learning the capitals
[00:08:30] is going to be whole. Whoa.
[00:08:32] Dude, the game just did a blood liel. Oh
[00:08:35] [ __ ] dude. The game just did a blood
[00:08:38] liel. Cancel the game. Palestine a a
[00:08:42] nation.
[00:08:44] Whoa, dog. Palestine the nation.
[00:08:49] Damn, this is an anti-semitic game, bro.
[00:08:52] That's an anti-semitic game. Look at all
[00:08:54] these buildings they have in this
[00:08:55] picture. Not very accurate.
[00:08:59] Bolivia.
[00:09:01] Bolivia's over in Central America. And I
[00:09:03] don't know how I remember it. It's just
[00:09:04] the big one in the middle. The big
[00:09:05] little round one in the middle. It's not
[00:09:07] Ecuador. It's Bolivia.
[00:09:10] They got some big mountains in Bolivia.
[00:09:13] Seyells. Hey, here's a hard one. Seells
[00:09:16] is islands.
[00:09:18] And I get this one wrong sometimes. It's
[00:09:20] over here by Madagascar. My brain always
[00:09:23] wants it to be by the Bahamas, like in
[00:09:24] the Caribbean kind of area. Um, but
[00:09:27] Seells is over here. And I'm pretty sure
[00:09:30] So, this is one where my game gas lit me
[00:09:33] and made me feel like the islands were
[00:09:35] so easy. Made me feel like the islands
[00:09:37] were like this. But when you don't have
[00:09:39] the the easy little circles to help you,
[00:09:42] [ __ ] it's way harder, dude. I'm pretty
[00:09:44] sure
[00:09:46] um that Seells is off the coast of India
[00:09:49] here and it's these tiny little things
[00:09:51] and we just got to zoom in until we find
[00:09:52] one.
[00:09:54] Oh, I got it wrong. That's Maldiv.
[00:09:56] Seells is the one above Madagascar.
[00:10:01] Can't win them all. Zambia.
[00:10:04] Zambia is in Southern Africa.
[00:10:08] Does anybody know which one is Zambia?
[00:10:10] It's shaped super [ __ ] weird. And I
[00:10:12] don't know why, but it's it's one that
[00:10:14] took me the longest to learn about
[00:10:16] Zambia. Which one is Zambia? And um I
[00:10:20] remember it as its name is like Namibia.
[00:10:23] And I remember Namibia is this one that
[00:10:25] is like Vietnam for no reason at all. I
[00:10:27] don't know why. I don't know why. But
[00:10:29] this one is Namibia. And it reminds me
[00:10:31] of Nam. Back in Nam. We used to fight
[00:10:33] back in Nam. And then this one is
[00:10:36] Zambia.
[00:10:38] The curly one, little curly queue at the
[00:10:40] bottom there. Uruguay. I remember
[00:10:43] Uruguay and Paraguay are these two
[00:10:45] little mysterious ones down here in
[00:10:46] South America. And for some reason,
[00:10:49] Paraguay is parah. It's It's over here.
[00:10:51] Per to Brazil next to Brazil. That's
[00:10:54] Paraguay. And this one is Uruguay.
[00:10:58] I don't know why how why that helps, but
[00:11:00] that helps me. Yeah, we're learning
[00:11:02] geography, dog. We're having fun doing
[00:11:04] it.
[00:11:06] And I bet that a lot of y'all don't know
[00:11:08] where the [ __ ] countries are.
[00:11:11] Uruguay is the one underneath. Uruguay.
[00:11:14] I don't know. Maldes. Hey, we just got a
[00:11:16] hint on this one. Maldes is this little
[00:11:19] island cluster off the coast of India.
[00:11:21] And we just zoom way in and find one.
[00:11:23] And we click. Come on. Come on. Come on.
[00:11:26] Get close. Come on. Click. What? Oh
[00:11:30] [ __ ] I clicked on an island that's a
[00:11:32] part of India. [laughter]
[00:11:33] See, the islands are hard when you have
[00:11:35] to actually like pinpoint the legit
[00:11:36] island. We're going to get sandbagged on
[00:11:38] all these islands.
[00:11:40] Democratic Republic of the Congo. Super
[00:11:42] easy. The biggest one in the middle of
[00:11:44] Africa. It's this big [ __ ] And
[00:11:46] there's all this complex history where
[00:11:48] these things got split up all weird. But
[00:11:50] this one's the DRC
[00:11:52] in the middle.
[00:11:54] Malaysia.
[00:11:56] You I hope you guys know what continent
[00:11:58] Malaysia's in. What continent is
[00:11:59] Malaysia in, guys?
[00:12:03] big old continent.
[00:12:06] No air traffic in Yeah, it's in Asia.
[00:12:08] You are correct. Yeah. And what's the uh
[00:12:10] what's the little city nation that's in
[00:12:12] Malaysia? There's a little city island
[00:12:14] that's really really important. Yeah,
[00:12:17] Malaysia's over by Indonesia.
[00:12:19] Indonesia's all this island, this
[00:12:21] island, this island. Malaysia is this
[00:12:23] one also part of this island. Malaysia.
[00:12:28] Koala Lumpur is the capital. Colombia.
[00:12:30] We all know about Colombia where that
[00:12:31] cocaine come from. Colombia's got that
[00:12:34] white powder. And I just know Colombia
[00:12:36] because it's the bridge to the Darian
[00:12:38] Gap where they smuggle all of it
[00:12:39] through. So it's the the one on the
[00:12:41] Darian Gap there. The Darian Gap is the
[00:12:43] bridge from Panama to Colombia.
[00:12:45] Pakistan. Um Pakistan's really
[00:12:47] important. They're currently fighting
[00:12:49] India. They're like at war with India.
[00:12:51] Quiet little war with India. They've got
[00:12:52] nukes.
[00:12:54] Pakistan's like the silent little
[00:12:56] nuclear nation down here underneath
[00:12:57] Afghanistan. It's the bottom of all the
[00:12:59] stands. The lowest of all stands. Sorry
[00:13:02] Pakistanis, but but y'all down there.
[00:13:05] Nau. Ooh, this one's a tough one, dog.
[00:13:09] This one is tough as [ __ ] dog. It's
[00:13:11] over here in Oceanania, and we're
[00:13:13] totally going to f it up. Um, and again,
[00:13:17] I had my little circles that made it
[00:13:18] easy.
[00:13:20] Um, so I'm going to kind of guess that
[00:13:22] we're we're zooming in here somewhere.
[00:13:24] And I think maybe it's maybe it's this
[00:13:27] one right there. This teeny little dot.
[00:13:30] >> Oh [ __ ] [ __ ]
[00:13:34] Boom. Yeah, that's right. You heard it
[00:13:37] here first, folks. I just nailed Nau.
[00:13:42] You're welcome. You're welcome.
[00:13:46] Yeah, we'll zoom way the [ __ ] back out.
[00:13:48] Belgium. I remember Belgium because of
[00:13:50] World War II history. because Belgium
[00:13:52] was a part of the whole invasion of
[00:13:54] France. Um, it's easy for me to remember
[00:13:55] that Belgium is the little piece right
[00:13:57] above France here.
[00:14:00] Zimbabwe, we down in Africa. Um,
[00:14:03] Zimbabwe never was too hard for me. Of
[00:14:06] course, now I'm going to [ __ ] it up.
[00:14:08] [snorts] Um
[00:14:10] Um, this one is Batswana. So, this one
[00:14:12] is Zimbabwe.
[00:14:14] So, it's the right hand center circle
[00:14:16] one above South Africa. I don't know if
[00:14:18] that helps you or not, but that's
[00:14:20] Zimbabwe. And they got cool [ __ ] in
[00:14:21] Zimbabwe. Like that.
[00:14:26] Is this fun, nerds? Y'all having fun,
[00:14:29] nerds? We have way less people in this
[00:14:31] one. We're going down in the chat or in
[00:14:32] the uh view count, but that's cool. We
[00:14:34] ain't stressed. This isn't going to be
[00:14:35] the stream for everybody. I'm having fun
[00:14:38] and we're learning things. I would
[00:14:40] rather spend my time my time learning
[00:14:42] things than not learning things. North
[00:14:44] Macedonia. I always think about um like
[00:14:47] again Rome Total War video game I used
[00:14:49] to play back in like the early 2000s
[00:14:52] maybe it's uh so Macedonia is like
[00:14:54] Greece area and I think of North
[00:14:56] Macedonia as like the north part of
[00:14:58] Greece because it's all Macedonia this
[00:15:01] whole region and um so North Macedonia
[00:15:04] is this little circle on top of Greece
[00:15:05] just sitting there
[00:15:08] being Macedon
[00:15:10] Vietnam
[00:15:11] hopefully you know where Vietnam is if
[00:15:13] you if you're American you don't know
[00:15:14] where Vietnam is get learned. It's on
[00:15:16] the coast here. It used to be South and
[00:15:18] North Vietnam until we gave up our
[00:15:20] little war over there. Germany, nice and
[00:15:24] easy. It's the one that's next to France
[00:15:26] and looks like France, but it's not
[00:15:27] France. This one right here where
[00:15:30] they're all [ __ ] up now.
[00:15:35] Loto down in Africa again. What country
[00:15:38] is Lysoto
[00:15:40] like inside of?
[00:15:43] What country is Loto inside of? Pop
[00:15:45] quiz. I know one guy in the chat has to
[00:15:48] know. I know we've got someone in the
[00:15:51] chat that knows because we know we he
[00:15:52] said he was from there if he's still
[00:15:54] here. Yeah, that's right. Bittersweet
[00:15:56] South Africa. There's two countries in
[00:15:58] Loto. There's Esatini and Loto. And Loto
[00:16:02] is the bottom one. And Eswatini is the
[00:16:04] tinier one is teeny. Teeny tiny Loto.
[00:16:08] And they got big ass waterfalls there
[00:16:10] too. Jamaica. Not in Africa, you
[00:16:14] freaking racists.
[00:16:17] That's over here. Island beneath Cuba.
[00:16:19] Jamaica. It gets its own island. Not to
[00:16:21] be confused with Haiti and Dominican
[00:16:22] Republic.
[00:16:25] East Timore. This one's hard, but the
[00:16:29] word east is a clue. What continent is
[00:16:31] east a part of?
[00:16:38] Not North America. It's not South
[00:16:39] America. It's not Africa. It's not
[00:16:41] Europe. It's kind of Asia. You might say
[00:16:44] Oceanania.
[00:16:46] East Timmore
[00:16:47] is this right here. It's the right hand.
[00:16:50] It's the east side of this little island
[00:16:52] right here with this little puzzle
[00:16:53] piece. This is East Timore.
[00:16:56] I don't know how you're going to
[00:16:57] remember that, but it is the east side
[00:16:58] of an island. Austria. Oo, this one I
[00:17:01] always [ __ ] up even though it should be
[00:17:03] really easy because there's
[00:17:04] Czechoslovakia and there's
[00:17:06] AustriaHungary, right? These are the
[00:17:08] ancient empires from Europe.
[00:17:10] Czechoslovakia and AustriaHungary. And I
[00:17:12] always [ __ ] up which one is on top of
[00:17:14] which, but I'm I'm so sure that
[00:17:17] Czechoslovakia is on top and
[00:17:19] AustriaHungary is on bottom. I'm so
[00:17:21] sure. It's a part of the old Austria
[00:17:23] like Hungarian Empire. Germany, all that
[00:17:26] [ __ ] AustriaHungary, so it's
[00:17:28] AustriaHungarian. So Austria is on the
[00:17:30] left and Hungary is on the right. And
[00:17:32] Czechoslovakian, so Czech Republic is on
[00:17:34] the left and Slovakia is on the right.
[00:17:36] And I'm [ __ ] I'm so sure that this
[00:17:38] one is Austria. Thank god. Okay. Was
[00:17:42] about to [ __ ] that one up on the on the
[00:17:43] first stream. Stom and Principe. This
[00:17:46] one sounds French, right? What continent
[00:17:49] is Stom and Principe next to? This one's
[00:17:53] tricky. This one's tricky.
[00:17:57] It's in Africa. Correct. Yes. Dallas,
[00:18:00] you nailed it. It's in Africa. And South
[00:18:02] and Principe are actually really easy to
[00:18:04] remember because they're the only island
[00:18:06] nation you need to remember that's in
[00:18:07] the little nook of Africa. Except on
[00:18:10] this version they have this other island
[00:18:11] here to [ __ ] your day up. It's these two
[00:18:13] over here. Stom in principe and the
[00:18:17] capital is Sat. Cool. Bellarus. Well,
[00:18:21] the roose part helps. It's part of old
[00:18:24] Russia. Mother Russia.
[00:18:27] Bellarus. Well, two names helps you
[00:18:29] remember it, dog, because there's two
[00:18:30] different islands. That's why it helps.
[00:18:32] Stom and Principe. Two islands in the
[00:18:35] little nook of Africa. Bellarus is down.
[00:18:38] No, sorry. Bellarus is up. Almost [ __ ]
[00:18:41] that one up. Bellarus is up here. Is the
[00:18:44] the the the bell of the roose. It's next
[00:18:46] to the Russia and it's not Ukraine. And
[00:18:48] you damn well better know what Ukraine
[00:18:50] is.
[00:18:51] Yeah. Doesn't it make Earth is
[00:18:53] beautiful. You're right. And doesn't it
[00:18:54] make you think about how [ __ ] big
[00:18:56] this place is and how little your
[00:18:58] hometown is?
[00:19:01] Kuwait. All right. Kuwait's important.
[00:19:03] If you're a American citizen, you should
[00:19:05] know about our war in Kuwait when Saddam
[00:19:07] Hussein and Iraq invaded poor little
[00:19:10] Kuwait and then HW Bush came in and
[00:19:12] desert stormed his ass. Yeah, Kuwait is
[00:19:15] this little tiny oil rich nation down
[00:19:17] here right on the Gulf.
[00:19:20] And they got a lot of power these days.
[00:19:23] They used to have a seat on the border
[00:19:24] of Black Rockck, by the way, but Saudi
[00:19:27] Arabia took that seat. Costa Rica, for
[00:19:29] me, that's easy because I've traveled a
[00:19:30] fair bit in Central America. Costa Rica
[00:19:33] is not Panama. It's right above Panama.
[00:19:35] It's the not Panama one and it uh is one
[00:19:38] of the most developed of all of the
[00:19:39] Central American nations.
[00:19:41] Um because it's the most Americanized.
[00:19:47] India, we all know where India be. If
[00:19:50] you don't,
[00:19:51] lucky you. Albania. This one's tricky.
[00:19:56] This one's tricky for me. It's this one,
[00:20:00] Slovenia. and this one um
[00:20:05] Serbia and this one Albania that I
[00:20:08] always confuse them back and forth for
[00:20:11] whatever reason. Learning the Balkans. I
[00:20:13] think this is called the Balkans. I
[00:20:15] think I'm not that smart. Um
[00:20:19] to be clear, I'm going to expose how not
[00:20:20] smart I am if I keep playing this game.
[00:20:23] But um this one is Albania and I don't I
[00:20:27] so I remember it because um this one up
[00:20:30] here, Slovenia. It's like the Slavvenly
[00:20:33] bottom, the slums of Europe, the
[00:20:35] slovenly little bottom of Europe.
[00:20:37] Slovenia. Albania, I don't know. It's on
[00:20:41] the coast. And then
[00:20:44] Serbia,
[00:20:46] I don't know. It sounds more Russian to
[00:20:48] me. It's closer to Russia, maybe
[00:20:51] Czech Republic. Okay, we already got our
[00:20:53] mimmonic for Czech Republic. Czecho
[00:20:55] Slovakia. So this one is Czech Republic.
[00:20:58] Prague, capital of Czech Republic.
[00:21:04] Hap hapon
[00:21:07] do.
[00:21:11] I'm also going to say a lot of racist
[00:21:12] [ __ ] if we keep playing this game. By
[00:21:14] the way,
[00:21:15] >> [snorts]
[00:21:15] >> um, Surinam. I bet you don't even know
[00:21:17] what [ __ ] continent Surinam is in.
[00:21:18] It's tricky. It sounds like it's in
[00:21:20] Asia, but it's not.
[00:21:25] What what continent is Siri on? And
[00:21:27] bonus points if you can tell me what
[00:21:29] what one of its two left right neighbors
[00:21:31] is. It's in between two countries. No,
[00:21:32] it's not Africa. It's in between two
[00:21:35] countries that have names that are
[00:21:36] really similar that you'll remember
[00:21:38] together.
[00:21:40] South America. Bingo. See, it's hard.
[00:21:42] People don't know this [ __ ] This one's
[00:21:44] tricky. No one's ever heard of Surinom.
[00:21:46] Surinom is the middle of this trio up
[00:21:48] here. And if I remember correctly, it's
[00:21:51] French
[00:21:52] Guana and it's No, it's French Guinea
[00:21:56] and Guana. And so they have similar
[00:21:58] names, but Surinam is in the middle.
[00:22:02] Paramaribo. Never heard of it. Is the
[00:22:04] capital. Paramaribo.
[00:22:08] St. Vincent and the Grenardines. We got
[00:22:10] an island, baby. And I think I've got
[00:22:12] this one. I think I've got this one.
[00:22:13] Even with the hard islands turned on.
[00:22:16] Anyone know which island group St.
[00:22:18] Vincent and the Grenardines is in.
[00:22:21] It ain't easy. It is right up here in
[00:22:25] the island chains of the Caribbean. And
[00:22:27] St. Vincent and the Grenardines,
[00:22:30] I remember because Granada is down here
[00:22:34] at the bottom. Granada is the second one
[00:22:36] up. And Saint Vincent and the
[00:22:37] Grenardines has the word Granada kind of
[00:22:40] in it. Oh, sorry. Actually, I'm wrong.
[00:22:42] Granada is the bottom one. And St.
[00:22:46] Vincent and the Grenardines is this
[00:22:48] little cluster right here. I'm pretty
[00:22:50] [ __ ] sure. Yeah, got it. Boom. What's
[00:22:53] up? What's up? Little St. James is up
[00:22:57] higher. Little St. James is up in the
[00:22:59] Bahamas where our boy Jeffreey's hanging
[00:23:00] out.
[00:23:02] Look at us. We learning things. Yeah,
[00:23:05] we'll we'll uh get all kinds of little
[00:23:07] mimmonics for this that don't make any
[00:23:08] [ __ ] sense. It was so much easier in
[00:23:12] this version where I had little circles
[00:23:13] around all my countries. so much easier,
[00:23:16] but it helped me learn. So, [snorts] um,
[00:23:20] Kosovo is over in the Balkans as well.
[00:23:24] And I don't know how I remember Kosovo,
[00:23:26] but Kosovo is the little circular kind
[00:23:28] of thing above northern Macedonia,
[00:23:31] right? It's not this one. This one is
[00:23:34] Montenegro. This one is Kosovo. Bingo.
[00:23:38] Ecuador. It's on the equator. It's just
[00:23:41] Spanish for equator. because the Spanish
[00:23:43] ain't very [ __ ] creative once they've
[00:23:44] already named 500 different countries.
[00:23:46] So Ecuador is the one over here by Peru
[00:23:49] on the equator, which doesn't really
[00:23:51] help when there's no equator line, but
[00:23:52] you know what I mean. Haiti, poor little
[00:23:56] Haiti. Haiti is the lefth hand side of
[00:23:57] the double island right next to Cuba.
[00:23:59] This one's Haiti. And if you didn't know
[00:24:01] about Hillary Clinton's activities in
[00:24:04] Haiti, you should look up Hillary
[00:24:06] Clinton Haiti human trafficking.
[00:24:09] See what you find. Denmark. I always
[00:24:12] remember Denmark as the one that is like
[00:24:15] the Netherlands, but it's not because
[00:24:17] it's up here. It's this little sticker
[00:24:19] outer. This is the Netherlands and
[00:24:21] Belgium. And for some reason, my mind
[00:24:22] has Denmark, Netherlands, Belgium all
[00:24:25] kind of lumped together. And Denmark is
[00:24:28] this one that sticks up. And one of
[00:24:31] these guys has like a a monopoly on the
[00:24:33] machines that help make chips. It's like
[00:24:36] a single piece of the supply chain for
[00:24:37] chips. And there's like one company in
[00:24:40] one of these countries. And it's the
[00:24:41] only one that got the alien technology
[00:24:43] that let us make [ __ ] chips is my
[00:24:45] conspiracy theory about it. But I forget
[00:24:47] which one which country it's in. Egypt.
[00:24:50] Easy. If you don't know where Egypt is,
[00:24:51] you [ __ ]
[00:24:54] Trinidad and Tobago. I bet you've heard
[00:24:57] of Trinidad and Tobago, but I bet you
[00:24:59] have no [ __ ] clue where it is. 10
[00:25:01] points to whoever can tell me what
[00:25:03] continent Trinidad and Tobago is a part
[00:25:05] of or like attached to. Kind of kind of
[00:25:08] near Haiti. It's not Africa. You'd think
[00:25:10] it was Africa, but it's not. Yeah. It's
[00:25:13] in the Caribbean. It's off of Venezuela.
[00:25:15] Yeah. And it's right right on Venezuela.
[00:25:17] It's this big one right here. Big one
[00:25:19] and little one. So, this is Trinidad. I
[00:25:21] don't know which one is which actually
[00:25:23] because I'm just playing games and not
[00:25:25] actually learning real geography, but
[00:25:27] that's what it is. And [ __ ] they
[00:25:30] named their capital Port of Spain. Nice.
[00:25:32] Okay. United Arab Emirates. This one's
[00:25:34] important. Dubai is in United Arab
[00:25:36] Emirates. They're a very powerful rising
[00:25:38] Arab nation in the Gulf. And we should
[00:25:40] all know where they are. If you don't
[00:25:41] know where UAE is, they're the big
[00:25:43] triangle up here above Oman beneath
[00:25:46] Qatar next to Saudi Arabia and Dubai be
[00:25:48] in here. And they are [ __ ] Sudan up
[00:25:52] right now hard. Um they're smuggling all
[00:25:55] kinds of gold out of Sudan. They're
[00:25:56] funding all these warlords that are
[00:25:58] killing all these Christians in Sudan
[00:25:59] doing genocides and [ __ ] And UAE is
[00:26:01] just smuggling all their gold in,
[00:26:03] melting it down, and then selling it on
[00:26:05] the open markets and getting super
[00:26:07] [ __ ] rich off of genocide. It's dark
[00:26:10] and they got Dubai, but Abu Dhabi is
[00:26:13] their capital
[00:26:15] and they rich as hell.
[00:26:18] Armenia, if you don't know about the
[00:26:19] Armenian genocide, it's some [ __ ] up
[00:26:22] [ __ ] And Armenia is here in whatever
[00:26:25] this region is called in between uh the
[00:26:28] Caspian and the
[00:26:32] the Red Sea. Am I [ __ ] I think it's
[00:26:35] between the Caspian and the Red. I think
[00:26:37] it's Caspian on the right and Red on the
[00:26:39] left.
[00:26:41] Right.
[00:26:42] Uh, Black Sea is maybe the one above the
[00:26:45] Red Sea, I think, because the Black Sea
[00:26:48] is the one with all the salt, if I'm
[00:26:50] getting that right.
[00:26:53] I might be wrong about that.
[00:26:56] Um, but Armenia.
[00:26:59] So, I don't know if y'all have ever
[00:27:01] played Splintercell, the Tom Clancy
[00:27:03] video game, but it was like Splintercell
[00:27:06] 2 or something back in my day where this
[00:27:10] was like the site for it and there was
[00:27:12] like terrorists in Tlisi in Georgia and
[00:27:15] Aeraijan and you had to go and [ __ ]
[00:27:17] kill the terrorists and Splinter Cell
[00:27:18] was super [ __ ] hard. Um, and so I
[00:27:21] know about Georgia and Aaraijan because
[00:27:23] of that video game.
[00:27:26] Sorry if you haven't played it. And so
[00:27:28] Georgia or Georgia is the one on top and
[00:27:30] Aaraijan is the one on the right. And
[00:27:32] Armenia is the one that like it's an arm
[00:27:34] that reaches into the other nations.
[00:27:36] Armenia is the arm that reaches into
[00:27:38] Aaraijan right here. So it's this one.
[00:27:42] And there's this [ __ ] genocide where
[00:27:44] there was some juice involved. Um near
[00:27:47] Florida. [laughter]
[00:27:50] Where is Lebanon? Lebanon's right here
[00:27:52] in the Middle East and you should know
[00:27:53] where it is. Um, is Lebanon up, down,
[00:27:57] left, or right of Israel? Which one is
[00:27:59] it? Which one is Lebanon, guys? I hope
[00:28:02] you know it. I hope you know it. It's
[00:28:04] not Jordan. Not Jordan right here.
[00:28:06] Jordan's the one with the funky shapes
[00:28:08] that France cut up. It's not Syria.
[00:28:11] Syria is the one where we keep on
[00:28:12] overthrowing the [ __ ] people we don't
[00:28:13] like. Yeah, it's up. Correct. It's this
[00:28:16] little one where the Lebanese are
[00:28:18] hanging out.
[00:28:19] I had a Lebanese friend that was [ __ ]
[00:28:21] super good at skateboarding in high
[00:28:23] school and I had no context on what his
[00:28:26] heritage meant at all. And he was like
[00:28:29] looked white and so I was like I didn't
[00:28:31] even get it. I had no [ __ ] clue. I
[00:28:33] wasn't very smart when I was a kid. I'm
[00:28:35] not very smart now, but I wasn't very
[00:28:36] smart when I was a kid. South Sudan,
[00:28:38] easy if you know where Sudan is. They're
[00:28:41] just split in two. I don't know why. I
[00:28:43] don't know that [ __ ] Aarbaian, I
[00:28:44] already told you. Armenia reaches into
[00:28:46] Aaraijan right there.
[00:28:49] Nicaragua. I know Nicaragua because I
[00:28:50] traveled a bunch in Guatemala.
[00:28:54] I'm gonna have to speed up or else I'm
[00:28:56] going to run out of time here. So,
[00:28:58] little uh Central American history uh
[00:29:00] geog geography lesson. Guatemala,
[00:29:02] Honduras, Nicaragua, and Honduras is all
[00:29:06] [ __ ] up. And Nicaragua is where the
[00:29:08] Contras were back in the 80s, the 70s
[00:29:10] and 80s. And oh boy, is there a lot of
[00:29:12] [ __ ] conspiracy theory history to
[00:29:14] learn about Nicaragua.
[00:29:16] Managua, Nicaragua, Komaros. Uh, Komaros
[00:29:20] is an island and it's a tough one. And
[00:29:23] it's over here. We have three different
[00:29:25] nations, left, top, and right. And I
[00:29:29] think that Comaros
[00:29:31] is on the right.
[00:29:34] We already learned that the Sey Shells
[00:29:36] is the top one. I'm pretty sure Komaos
[00:29:39] is this one. [ __ ] It's the one on the
[00:29:41] left. Oh no. Oh no. Rayun I haven't
[00:29:45] learned about. See there's other island
[00:29:47] nations that apparently aren't what I
[00:29:49] was told. This is so this is a different
[00:29:51] nation that and I don't know about
[00:29:53] Rayun. So we'll remember that. Comos is
[00:29:56] over here in between Madagascar and
[00:29:58] Africa.
[00:30:00] Benin. Oh my favorite one. I gave this
[00:30:02] example earlier. I got a [ __ ] I've
[00:30:06] got a pneummonic for you.
[00:30:09] Excuse me.
[00:30:11] Um, so right here next to the curve of
[00:30:14] Africa, there's these two little slices
[00:30:16] of pie right here. Um, Togo and Benon.
[00:30:21] And Ghana is right next to them. If you
[00:30:23] wanted to know where Ghana was. And I
[00:30:26] remember the three of them because if
[00:30:27] you to go somewhere, then after that
[00:30:31] you've been in the place. So you got to
[00:30:34] go like you want to go. You gonna go
[00:30:38] somewhere and then you have been in the
[00:30:39] place.
[00:30:42] Croatia. Um, I remember Croatia because
[00:30:44] I had a friend that visited there when I
[00:30:46] was younger and it's eating Bosnia and
[00:30:48] Herzgoia. Croatia is eating this
[00:30:50] [ __ ] so hard. It's this one
[00:30:52] that's like a mouth going chomp chomp
[00:30:54] chomp chomp chomp.
[00:30:56] And Croatia has some [ __ ] beautiful
[00:30:58] beaches, dog. Um, life goal, get a hot
[00:31:02] girlfriend, go to Croatia, hang out on
[00:31:04] the beach.
[00:31:06] Bingo. Yeah, they got all these cool
[00:31:08] [ __ ] towns like this cool place.
[00:31:10] Zagreb, capital of Croatia.
[00:31:13] Niger [music]
[00:31:15] with one G.
[00:31:18] Anyone know where Niger is?
[00:31:21] Niger is above Nigeria
[00:31:25] if that helps. Okay. and Nigeria be this
[00:31:28] one and Niger be this one right in the
[00:31:30] middle up here next to Chad because Chad
[00:31:33] is a
[00:31:35] Niger.
[00:31:38] Does that help? Is that PC?
[00:31:41] I bet you're going to remember it now. I
[00:31:43] bet you're going to [ __ ] remember it
[00:31:44] now. I'm just saying. I am just saying
[00:31:49] Molly and Chad are both
[00:31:54] on the African continent. Gotcha.
[00:31:57] >> [clears throat]
[00:31:57] >> Yeah, correct. So, Finland has an easy
[00:32:00] easy way to remember it. You have
[00:32:01] Norway, Sweden, and Finland up here. And
[00:32:04] Norway is the northernmost one. It's the
[00:32:06] one that is on top of the others is
[00:32:08] Norway, [music]
[00:32:08] which is on the left. And Sweden is in
[00:32:11] the sweet spot right in the middle.
[00:32:13] Okay.
[00:32:15] And Finland is the fin that sticks out
[00:32:18] into Russia. Norway, Sweden, Finland.
[00:32:23] Yeah.
[00:32:24] Jordan, Middle East, right here, the
[00:32:27] funky shaped one, right next to our
[00:32:29] [ __ ] problem child. Um, and the king
[00:32:31] of Jordan is super cool, apparently.
[00:32:35] And they got [snorts and clears throat]
[00:32:36] some [ __ ] crazy temples and [ __ ]
[00:32:37] some crazy history going on. St. Kits
[00:32:39] and Nevice.
[00:32:42] We're going back over to the Caribbean.
[00:32:45] And I'm pretty [ __ ] sure we're going
[00:32:47] to the top of the island chain right
[00:32:50] here that ends in um the one that's in
[00:32:53] the US, Costa Rica. And I'm pretty
[00:32:56] [ __ ] sure that St. Kits and Nevice is
[00:32:58] on the left and Antigua and Barbuda is
[00:33:02] on the right.
[00:33:04] And this one is St. Kits and Nevice.
[00:33:07] Nailed it. Boom. Suck it. What's up,
[00:33:12] dude?
[00:33:14] What do you know about these islands?
[00:33:16] Portugal. Portugal is inside of Spain.
[00:33:20] Ancient colonial power. A lot of cool
[00:33:22] history to learn about that. And
[00:33:23] apparently they have dank food. I've
[00:33:25] never been,
[00:33:27] but they got good photos. Check out that
[00:33:29] photo. Yeah, dog. Brunai. I bet you
[00:33:33] don't even know what continent Brunai is
[00:33:34] a part of.
[00:33:37] But I always remember it because it's
[00:33:38] like a little eye inside of this other
[00:33:40] country.
[00:33:43] Great surf where? Great surf in Costa
[00:33:45] Rica.
[00:33:47] Yeah, Malaysia. Yeah, you got it.
[00:33:49] Purple. Purple pine knows some [ __ ] Or
[00:33:51] they've got Google open. Yeah, Brunai is
[00:33:54] over here. Brunai is this little
[00:33:56] eyeball. Uhoh. It's more complicated
[00:33:59] looking in this one than it is in my
[00:34:00] other one. It's this one, but I don't
[00:34:02] know if it's also this one. It probably
[00:34:04] is. Yeah, it's the whole thing. Cool.
[00:34:08] Turkey. Important one. You've heard of
[00:34:10] it. Hopefully, you know what it is. It's
[00:34:11] the giant big one right here that
[00:34:13] connects the Balkans and Europe over to
[00:34:16] the Middle East. Turkey is very
[00:34:18] significant. Very significant. You know
[00:34:19] the song about Constantinople? Istanbul
[00:34:22] was Constantinople.
[00:34:24] That one. Yeah. If my if me singing that
[00:34:26] doesn't help you remember it. I don't
[00:34:28] know what will. But that is a song about
[00:34:31] Constantinople, which is right at this
[00:34:32] gap right here. Unless I'm [ __ ] Um,
[00:34:35] and that's Turkey right here. And Turkey
[00:34:38] has both sides of that gap.
[00:34:40] Serbia. This is one of the ones I was
[00:34:42] talking about earlier. Hard to remember.
[00:34:44] It's this one, this one, and this one.
[00:34:46] Albania. Uh, uh, uh, Slovenia and Serbia
[00:34:51] that I get confused. And Serbia sounds
[00:34:53] like it's more Russian to me. I don't
[00:34:54] know. So, it's closer to Russia. Libya.
[00:34:57] [ __ ] There's so much to learn about
[00:34:58] Gaddafi and Hillary and [ __ ] the
[00:35:01] Green Book and all this [ __ ] Libya is
[00:35:04] this one right next to Egypt. I actually
[00:35:06] did a school project back in like it
[00:35:08] would have been probably first or second
[00:35:10] grade about Libya. And holy [ __ ] I had
[00:35:13] no idea where life would take me and how
[00:35:16] much I would learn about Libya back in
[00:35:17] the day, dude. And how Gaddafi I wish,
[00:35:21] dude, how based would it have been if
[00:35:22] little like first gradian had been like
[00:35:25] Hillary Clinton's going to overthrow
[00:35:26] Gaddafi. Gaddafi is trying to stop the
[00:35:28] central bankers. Gaddafi is going on the
[00:35:30] gold standard. He's going to get [ __ ]
[00:35:32] up by the new world order. That would
[00:35:34] have been [ __ ] priceless. But I was
[00:35:37] not based. Not a based nine-year-old or
[00:35:39] whatever. I was triple E
[00:35:43] like Sam Trip. Sam Tripoli hanging out
[00:35:44] with Gaddafi. Poland. Poland is up here
[00:35:47] and I remember it because it's where the
[00:35:48] Holocaust happened.
[00:35:51] Obviously
[00:35:54] Panama over in Costa Rica. Panama.
[00:35:56] Panama Canal. If that doesn't help you,
[00:35:58] I don't know what will. Panama is the
[00:35:59] one that connects Central America to
[00:36:01] South America. Right there.
[00:36:05] I've only got five minutes before I'm
[00:36:06] supposed to be on a call. Guys,
[00:36:08] Tajjikiststan, the stands are pretty
[00:36:10] hard, not going to lie. Um, I'm just
[00:36:13] going to tell you how I remember them.
[00:36:15] Kazakhstan is the giant one on top
[00:36:17] because that's what Borat is from. And
[00:36:18] Borat's a [ __ ] Jewish uh sabotur um
[00:36:22] that made propaganda about uh Kazakhstan
[00:36:25] in Kazakhstan. Borat will lie to you.
[00:36:27] Um, uh, Turk Menistan is the one that's
[00:36:32] closest to Turkey, which is over here.
[00:36:34] So, Turk Menistan is this one that is
[00:36:35] the furthest over to the left.
[00:36:37] Usbekistsan is like an Uzi, and it's
[00:36:40] above Turk Menistan. I don't know why,
[00:36:42] but this one's like an Uzi. It's got
[00:36:44] this [ __ ] crazy trigger shape over
[00:36:46] here. This one is um
[00:36:51] Kurdistan because
[00:36:54] [ __ ] Tommy um man, my brain is going
[00:36:57] all over the place. Uh Tommy, the best
[00:37:00] rock climber in the [ __ ] world. How
[00:37:02] do I not remember his name? The dude who
[00:37:04] chopped his finger off. He went on a
[00:37:06] crazy excursion over here. Tommy
[00:37:08] Caldwell. Um best rock climber in the
[00:37:10] [ __ ] world. He went on a crazy
[00:37:12] excursion over here and they got
[00:37:13] captured by [ __ ] rebels and they got
[00:37:16] taken hostage and like rolled through
[00:37:17] this [ __ ] um Kyrgystan. Thank you.
[00:37:20] Not Kurdistan. Kystan, my bad. Um
[00:37:22] Kurdistan is actually a stateless
[00:37:24] people. Kystan is this one. And he got
[00:37:28] like rolled up with these rebels and he
[00:37:29] [ __ ] pushed his captor off the cliff
[00:37:31] and then they escaped and it was like
[00:37:33] [ __ ] hardcore big rock climber
[00:37:35] history. And then Tajikhstan is the
[00:37:37] tiniest little Turkey in the middle. And
[00:37:39] then you have um Afghanistan and
[00:37:41] Pakistan. So Tajikistan is the little
[00:37:43] the little [ __ ] right here.
[00:37:47] Peru back in South America. Peru is this
[00:37:50] one over on the side. Tons of crazy
[00:37:52] [ __ ] megalithic architecture in Peru
[00:37:54] to look into. See right there. Machu
[00:37:56] Picchu.
[00:37:58] Guana. Guana is one of our two here that
[00:38:02] have similar names. There's the French
[00:38:04] one which is smaller cuz [ __ ] them. And
[00:38:06] then there's Guana which is the bigger
[00:38:08] one. It's French Giani I think or French
[00:38:10] Gana. It's French Gana and Guana.
[00:38:14] They're not spelled exactly the same.
[00:38:16] Cambodia over by Laos and Vietnam. And
[00:38:20] if you know your history of Vietnam and
[00:38:21] the CIA paramilitary operations during
[00:38:23] Vietnam, you would know about Cambodia
[00:38:25] there. Or if you know about Ankor Watt
[00:38:28] and the [ __ ] ancient ancient history
[00:38:30] conspiracies, then you would also know
[00:38:33] Somalia. Somali pirates. Somalia is the
[00:38:37] seahorse. I don't know what else to tell
[00:38:38] you. Somalia is the seahorse.
[00:38:43] All right, I think we got one or two
[00:38:45] more. Lithuania. We already remember. We
[00:38:46] already learned this one, right?
[00:38:47] Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia. And we got
[00:38:49] it wrong while I was [ __ ] telling you
[00:38:51] the right [ __ ] That's Lithuania.
[00:38:53] Bkina Faso. Which continent is Burkina
[00:38:56] Faso on?
[00:39:00] Yeah, correct. Before you even say it, I
[00:39:02] know you're gonna say it. I know you got
[00:39:03] this. Burkina Faso is in Africa.
[00:39:05] Correct, Nicole. Um, and Bkina Faso I
[00:39:08] always remember because Oh, [ __ ] I'm
[00:39:11] gonna forget it now. Oh boy. Bkina Faso.
[00:39:15] [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh no. It's um
[00:39:19] this one is
[00:39:22] Is this one Bina Faso?
[00:39:25] I'm 90% sure that this one is Bkina
[00:39:27] Faso.
[00:39:31] Algeria.
[00:39:32] This one is Bkina Faso. This one. Oh,
[00:39:35] [ __ ] This one
[00:39:38] is Bkina Faso. [ __ ] Ghana. This one is
[00:39:42] totally Bkina Faso. It's this weird
[00:39:44] lumpy thing on top of Ghana and Benin
[00:39:47] and Togo and Benin. I swear to God, this
[00:39:48] one is Bkina Faso. I swear to [ __ ]
[00:39:50] god. Okay, got it. Whoa. That's crazy. I
[00:39:53] don't know what the [ __ ] this is, but
[00:39:54] that's crazy.
[00:39:56] Brazil. Easy.
[00:40:00] Mongoria.
[00:40:02] We're going to speed round. I'm going to
[00:40:04] [ __ ] speed through this [ __ ] now cuz
[00:40:05] I'm out of time. I got to go. I got to
[00:40:07] go. Chile. Chile.
[00:40:11] Ukraine.
[00:40:15] San Marino. Ooh. It's inside of Italy
[00:40:17] and it's [ __ ] tiny.
[00:40:21] Duvalu. [ __ ] we're so [ __ ] Uh,
[00:40:24] Touvalu is uh, [ __ ] [ __ ] Uh, it's
[00:40:28] somewhere in here. We're going to guess
[00:40:29] it's this little thing.
[00:40:32] [ __ ] me. Come on. [ __ ] Damn it.
[00:40:38] I clicked on Kiriati. Tou's over there.
[00:40:41] Okay, cool. Bosian Herziggovenia.
[00:40:43] Bosnian Herziggovenia is getting eaten
[00:40:45] by Croatia.
[00:40:47] Eritraa. I always confuse these two. I'm
[00:40:50] pretty sure that I always confuse this
[00:40:51] one with this one. Got it. Ivory Coast
[00:40:55] where [ __ ] Jeffrey Epste was selling
[00:40:56] weapons. A Central African Republic is
[00:41:00] uh DCR. It's this one. This one is the
[00:41:04] Congo.
[00:41:06] Okay. Laos where they [ __ ] grew
[00:41:09] heroin to sell to Vietnam. Luxembourg. I
[00:41:13] swear to God it's this one. I always get
[00:41:15] this confused with Likenstein.
[00:41:18] Tanzania.
[00:41:20] Tanzania is um I swear it's this one.
[00:41:23] Mosamb beek. Tanzania.
[00:41:26] Honduras. Gotcha.
[00:41:30] Um Madagascar. Easy. Cool. We're going
[00:41:33] to get this done. I'm only going to be
[00:41:34] like two minutes late for my meeting.
[00:41:35] Uganda and Rwanda. Rwanda and genocide.
[00:41:38] Rwanda's the little one. Uganda's the
[00:41:40] big one. And then uh the one here is
[00:41:43] called something like like beneath or
[00:41:46] under or Bundi is what it is cuz it
[00:41:48] sounds like it's under
[00:41:50] Papua Nugini. It's over here. Uh pretty
[00:41:53] sure it's this one.
[00:41:56] Tunisia. This cool looking one up here
[00:41:58] on the med.
[00:42:01] Cool photo. Philippines.
[00:42:04] Sorry guys, I just got to go fast. I got
[00:42:06] [ __ ] to do. Philippines. Oh, please.
[00:42:08] It's [ __ ] this one.
[00:42:11] Tonga.
[00:42:12] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Okay. Tonga Nev. Okay.
[00:42:16] Okay. This is my [ __ ] time to shine.
[00:42:18] This is my [ __ ] time to shine. Let's
[00:42:20] [ __ ] go. Tonga. Yes, dude. Got it.
[00:42:24] Estonia over here. I have a mimmonic for
[00:42:28] Tonga that I'm not going to explain
[00:42:29] right now because it doesn't make any
[00:42:30] [ __ ] sense, but it worked. [music]
[00:42:33] Mexico.
[00:42:35] Dude, we're almost done. We're almost
[00:42:36] done. St. Lucia. Ooh, I got this one. I
[00:42:39] swear to God I got it. St. Lucia is like
[00:42:41] Lucy and she is [ __ ] this one right
[00:42:44] there. Boom. South Korea. Boom. South
[00:42:47] Korea. South Korea. South Korea. Boom.
[00:42:48] Come on. Come on. Come on. Boom. Okay.
[00:42:50] Boom. We missed five. What's up? Um, I
[00:42:53] got to [ __ ] go, guys. I got to go.
[00:42:55] But I hope you had fun. We're going to
[00:42:56] do more of this in the future. Um, and
[00:42:58] we'll actually like hang out and talk
[00:42:59] more.
[00:43:01] But I'm late. I'm late for my meeting.
[00:43:03] Peace.
[00:43:04] >> Conspiracy theories are entering a
[00:43:06] danger. [music]
[00:43:07] is the oxygen of the democracy.
[00:43:10] >> There's so much evidence out there that
[00:43:11] even if less than 1% is true,
[00:43:15] that will be enough to collapse the
[00:43:17] current paradigm and change the whole
[00:43:20] planet.
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