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[00:00:00] that I've been playing a lot of world [00:00:01] map guessing games or not guessing but [00:00:03] like world map geography like do you [00:00:04] know all the countries games because [00:00:06] there's a lot of countries in the news [00:00:08] that we need to know where they are that [00:00:09] I bet most of us don't know where they [00:00:11] are and so I've been shoring up my world [00:00:14] geography and it occurred to me that [00:00:16] it's really fun and I bet we would have [00:00:18] a grand old time doing it together. So [00:00:21] it's going to be a different stream [00:00:22] right now. Um, we're just going to [00:00:23] stream one short round um of some world [00:00:27] map geography guessing games and see if [00:00:29] you guys know [snorts] which countries [00:00:32] are which. [00:00:34] Um, [00:00:36] see if see if you guys need to shore up [00:00:37] your geography and we'll have a little [00:00:39] fun doing it because learning is hard [00:00:42] but it's more fun with your homies. Hey, [00:00:46] so we're just going to nerd out real [00:00:47] quick. We're to nerd out. [00:00:50] And I've got this app that I've been [00:00:52] playing while I'm on flights and stuff [00:00:55] or anytime I like don't have Wi-Fi, but [00:00:56] I'm like locked in place called Map [00:00:59] Quiz. And um and it's its main screen [00:01:02] looks like this. [00:01:04] And I've just played one round of this [00:01:06] map. I had to find a new one online to [00:01:08] play [snorts] um that's not an app. And [00:01:12] I've learned that this one's been [00:01:14] [ __ ] sandbagging me. or rather this [00:01:16] one's been making it easy and the real [00:01:18] version is harder. It's it's a [00:01:20] sandbagger. So, um so the islands are [00:01:24] going to be tough this time because the [00:01:26] the game I've been practicing on, they [00:01:28] give you like these little circles for [00:01:29] the islands that help you find them. So, [00:01:31] you don't actually have to know what [00:01:32] they look like. This this version's a [00:01:35] lot harder because it's just like legit [00:01:37] the map and so you have to just zoom in [00:01:39] and find the island in the middle of the [00:01:41] ocean. It's a it's a good time. [00:01:43] So, we're not going to waste time. Um, [00:01:45] we're not going to explain Twitch. If [00:01:47] you're if you're here, you're here. And [00:01:48] if you ain't, you ain't. And we're just [00:01:49] going to jump straight into the fun and [00:01:51] play around and see how you guys like [00:01:52] it. Um, and this stream obviously won't [00:01:53] be for everyone, but we're just going to [00:01:54] nerd out and have a good time here. I [00:01:56] figure Twitch is for video games. So, [00:01:58] let's play some damn video games, eh? [00:02:00] Let's play some damn video games. [00:02:04] So, I found this website, geochamp.app, [00:02:08] I think it is, and they've got world [00:02:10] countries and countries on the map. And [00:02:12] I did one one fun F funsies practice run [00:02:14] and I didn't make it all the way through [00:02:16] before I decided it was time to play. So [00:02:18] I' I've gone through a lot of them once. [00:02:21] Um and we're going to do the full 197. [00:02:25] We're going to do the full 197. We're [00:02:26] going to get the whole batch. Um [00:02:30] actually, maybe we'll just do 100. I [00:02:31] think it randomly chooses 100. Um [00:02:35] we'll do a hundred of them and see what [00:02:37] we get. Play the quiz. Okay. You see how [00:02:40] we're playing? You see, see how we're [00:02:42] rocking? We got you on screen. We got [00:02:43] you on screen. You can see it. [00:02:47] [snorts] And some of them I'll give you [00:02:48] some time to think for yourself. [00:02:50] Netherlands, that's the biggest country [00:02:52] in Africa. Just playing, dog. Um, [00:02:59] and some of them will drop some lore, [00:03:01] some conspiracy lore on these on these [00:03:03] countries, and some of them will drop [00:03:06] some mimonics to help you remember them. [00:03:09] Guinea. [00:03:12] Guinea. Guinea is over here in Africa. [00:03:16] And there's Guinea and there's Guinea [00:03:17] Bisau right here. And I remember it is [00:03:19] the short the short name is the big one [00:03:21] and the big name is the is the little [00:03:23] one. [00:03:24] And so Guinea is the big one. Is that [00:03:27] too loud? That [00:03:29] what up from South Jersey? [00:03:30] Unfortunately, South Jersey is not one [00:03:32] of our questions. It ain't a country. [00:03:35] Likenstein. [00:03:37] I often confuse Likensstein and whatever [00:03:40] this one is. Um, it's harder to recall [00:03:43] it off the top of your head, but I'm [00:03:44] pretty sure Likensstein is this one. [00:03:46] Yeah. [00:03:48] Yeah. Latvia. Okay, I remember these [00:03:50] guys. So, Latvia, Lithuania, and [00:03:53] Estonia. Actually, easier to say. [00:03:55] Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia are these [00:03:58] three right here on the edge of the [00:03:59] USSR, the old USSR on the edge of [00:04:01] Russia. [00:04:03] And I remember it as your lats are what [00:04:07] you use for pulling. They're in the [00:04:08] middle of your back. [00:04:11] And so Latvia is the one in the middle. [00:04:13] Estonia is like the stone that you carry [00:04:16] with your lats when you carry a stone. [00:04:20] And Lithuania is down here on the [00:04:21] bottom. Lithuania. Latvia. Estonia. [00:04:24] Oh, we're trying to find Latavia. [00:04:25] Whoops. My [laughter] bad. [00:04:28] Whoops. [00:04:30] Russia. Who knows? Who knows? Is our [00:04:33] ding too loud? Sri Lanka. Anyone know [00:04:36] where Sri Lanka is? Any guesses? Any [00:04:39] guesses? What's Sri Lanka next to? [00:04:42] Anyone know what Sri Lanka is next to? [00:04:44] It's an island. I'll give you a hint. [00:04:46] It's an island. [00:04:50] Sri Lanka is an island. And it's next to [00:04:53] boom, I saw it. India. Whoever said [00:04:54] India? Midwest Panda. You got it. [00:04:56] Midwest Panda knows about Sri Lanka. [00:04:59] Oh, that's a cool I like how this game [00:05:01] gives you a photo and they give you the [00:05:03] the capital. [00:05:05] That's a [ __ ] long capital name. [00:05:08] Canada. Oh, Canada. [00:05:12] Home of Charlie Pley Pasternac. If you [00:05:15] don't know where Afghanistan is, you [00:05:16] better get learned. If you're an [00:05:18] American and you don't know where [00:05:19] Afghanistan is, you better learn where [00:05:21] Afghanistan is because we've been in [00:05:23] Afghanistan for a hot minute. And the [00:05:25] easy way to remember it is in the Middle [00:05:27] East, Iran is the really big one and [00:05:29] Afghanistan is the little middle one. [00:05:31] Well, the the midsize middle one to the [00:05:34] right of Iran. [00:05:36] And it's important. [00:05:38] It's important. [00:05:41] Sudan. Sudan's important to know about. [00:05:43] There's a big genocide happening in [00:05:44] Sudan right now. Um where the UAE is [00:05:47] stealing a bunch of gold. They're [00:05:48] funding a bunch of genocidal crazy [00:05:50] [ __ ] What's up from South [00:05:52] Africa? I bet our homie from South [00:05:54] Africa knows where Sudan is. It's right [00:05:56] under Egypt. [00:05:58] And there's all kinds of crazy pyramids [00:05:59] in Sudan. If you don't know about the [00:06:01] Sudan, the Sudin pyramids and you think [00:06:04] you're a conspiracy buff, dog. Look into [00:06:06] the pyramids. You know about the [00:06:07] pyramids in Egypt, but do you know about [00:06:08] the pyramids in Sudan? [00:06:11] Same ancient culture. Them Atlantanss [00:06:13] were in Sudan, too. Boom. Right there. [00:06:16] Pyramids in Sudan. It's crazy. It's a [00:06:19] whole other rabbit hole. Not like the [00:06:21] Egypt one. similar but not quite the [00:06:22] same. It's cool. [00:06:25] Capital cartoon. That's cool. I know [00:06:28] about cartoon from like uh Age of [00:06:31] Empires kind of games. Um the Art of War [00:06:34] games, whatever they were, Rome Total [00:06:37] War and [ __ ] but I didn't actually [00:06:38] realize that Cartoon was the capital of [00:06:40] Sudan. [00:06:42] Malta. Malta is a tiny little island. [00:06:45] Anybody know where Malta is? What's it [00:06:47] under? [00:06:49] Where's Where's Malta near to you guys [00:06:52] know? We were just talking about secret [00:06:54] military bases in Malta. [00:07:00] Um, [00:07:03] so I I sometimes get confused by this [00:07:06] island that is like a part of Greece and [00:07:08] this little island that I'm pretty sure [00:07:10] is Malta. I might get it backwards, but [00:07:12] I think this little one over here [00:07:13] underneath Sicily and Italy is actually [00:07:15] Malta. [00:07:16] Oh, am I getting it backwards, though? [00:07:18] Is this one Malta? [ __ ] This one is [00:07:20] Cyprus and this one is Malta right here. [00:07:23] The little one underneath Italy. Yeah. [00:07:25] Got it. Got it. Gets associated with [00:07:29] Greece, right? But [00:07:31] Romania. I don't know why I [ __ ] [00:07:34] remember Romania as the Romanian [00:07:35] Ridgebacks. I was talking about this [00:07:36] earlier today, but this one is Romania. [00:07:39] It's the big one underneath Ukraine and [00:07:41] the little mold right there. We'll come [00:07:43] back to the mold later, but this one is [00:07:46] Romania. And I don't know, I remember it [00:07:48] as Romanian Ridgebacks for no reason [00:07:50] whatsoever. Um, but if you're looking [00:07:53] into the history of our girl Erica Kirk, [00:07:56] maybe that'll help you remember that [00:07:58] Romania is this one with a little hook. [00:08:01] The one with a little hook over here on [00:08:02] the sea. [00:08:05] Bucharest Romania. Whereas Chad, oh, I [00:08:08] love Chad. Chad is easy. Chad is this [00:08:10] face. It's this Chad face in the middle [00:08:12] of Africa. When you zoom out, you can [00:08:14] see his little nose and his mouth going [00:08:16] like bruh [00:08:18] bruh. Like that. That's Chad. [00:08:22] Chad right there underneath Libya. [00:08:25] Ninja. I did not know that was the [00:08:28] capital of Chad. Learning the capitals [00:08:30] is going to be whole. Whoa. [00:08:32] Dude, the game just did a blood liel. Oh [00:08:35] [ __ ] dude. The game just did a blood [00:08:38] liel. Cancel the game. Palestine a a [00:08:42] nation. [00:08:44] Whoa, dog. Palestine the nation. [00:08:49] Damn, this is an anti-semitic game, bro. [00:08:52] That's an anti-semitic game. Look at all [00:08:54] these buildings they have in this [00:08:55] picture. Not very accurate. [00:08:59] Bolivia. [00:09:01] Bolivia's over in Central America. And I [00:09:03] don't know how I remember it. It's just [00:09:04] the big one in the middle. The big [00:09:05] little round one in the middle. It's not [00:09:07] Ecuador. It's Bolivia. [00:09:10] They got some big mountains in Bolivia. [00:09:13] Seyells. Hey, here's a hard one. Seells [00:09:16] is islands. [00:09:18] And I get this one wrong sometimes. It's [00:09:20] over here by Madagascar. My brain always [00:09:23] wants it to be by the Bahamas, like in [00:09:24] the Caribbean kind of area. Um, but [00:09:27] Seells is over here. And I'm pretty sure [00:09:30] So, this is one where my game gas lit me [00:09:33] and made me feel like the islands were [00:09:35] so easy. Made me feel like the islands [00:09:37] were like this. But when you don't have [00:09:39] the the easy little circles to help you, [00:09:42] [ __ ] it's way harder, dude. I'm pretty [00:09:44] sure [00:09:46] um that Seells is off the coast of India [00:09:49] here and it's these tiny little things [00:09:51] and we just got to zoom in until we find [00:09:52] one. [00:09:54] Oh, I got it wrong. That's Maldiv. [00:09:56] Seells is the one above Madagascar. [00:10:01] Can't win them all. Zambia. [00:10:04] Zambia is in Southern Africa. [00:10:08] Does anybody know which one is Zambia? [00:10:10] It's shaped super [ __ ] weird. And I [00:10:12] don't know why, but it's it's one that [00:10:14] took me the longest to learn about [00:10:16] Zambia. Which one is Zambia? And um I [00:10:20] remember it as its name is like Namibia. [00:10:23] And I remember Namibia is this one that [00:10:25] is like Vietnam for no reason at all. I [00:10:27] don't know why. I don't know why. But [00:10:29] this one is Namibia. And it reminds me [00:10:31] of Nam. Back in Nam. We used to fight [00:10:33] back in Nam. And then this one is [00:10:36] Zambia. [00:10:38] The curly one, little curly queue at the [00:10:40] bottom there. Uruguay. I remember [00:10:43] Uruguay and Paraguay are these two [00:10:45] little mysterious ones down here in [00:10:46] South America. And for some reason, [00:10:49] Paraguay is parah. It's It's over here. [00:10:51] Per to Brazil next to Brazil. That's [00:10:54] Paraguay. And this one is Uruguay. [00:10:58] I don't know why how why that helps, but [00:11:00] that helps me. Yeah, we're learning [00:11:02] geography, dog. We're having fun doing [00:11:04] it. [00:11:06] And I bet that a lot of y'all don't know [00:11:08] where the [ __ ] countries are. [00:11:11] Uruguay is the one underneath. Uruguay. [00:11:14] I don't know. Maldes. Hey, we just got a [00:11:16] hint on this one. Maldes is this little [00:11:19] island cluster off the coast of India. [00:11:21] And we just zoom way in and find one. [00:11:23] And we click. Come on. Come on. Come on. [00:11:26] Get close. Come on. Click. What? Oh [00:11:30] [ __ ] I clicked on an island that's a [00:11:32] part of India. [laughter] [00:11:33] See, the islands are hard when you have [00:11:35] to actually like pinpoint the legit [00:11:36] island. We're going to get sandbagged on [00:11:38] all these islands. [00:11:40] Democratic Republic of the Congo. Super [00:11:42] easy. The biggest one in the middle of [00:11:44] Africa. It's this big [ __ ] And [00:11:46] there's all this complex history where [00:11:48] these things got split up all weird. But [00:11:50] this one's the DRC [00:11:52] in the middle. [00:11:54] Malaysia. [00:11:56] You I hope you guys know what continent [00:11:58] Malaysia's in. What continent is [00:11:59] Malaysia in, guys? [00:12:03] big old continent. [00:12:06] No air traffic in Yeah, it's in Asia. [00:12:08] You are correct. Yeah. And what's the uh [00:12:10] what's the little city nation that's in [00:12:12] Malaysia? There's a little city island [00:12:14] that's really really important. Yeah, [00:12:17] Malaysia's over by Indonesia. [00:12:19] Indonesia's all this island, this [00:12:21] island, this island. Malaysia is this [00:12:23] one also part of this island. Malaysia. [00:12:28] Koala Lumpur is the capital. Colombia. [00:12:30] We all know about Colombia where that [00:12:31] cocaine come from. Colombia's got that [00:12:34] white powder. And I just know Colombia [00:12:36] because it's the bridge to the Darian [00:12:38] Gap where they smuggle all of it [00:12:39] through. So it's the the one on the [00:12:41] Darian Gap there. The Darian Gap is the [00:12:43] bridge from Panama to Colombia. [00:12:45] Pakistan. Um Pakistan's really [00:12:47] important. They're currently fighting [00:12:49] India. They're like at war with India. [00:12:51] Quiet little war with India. They've got [00:12:52] nukes. [00:12:54] Pakistan's like the silent little [00:12:56] nuclear nation down here underneath [00:12:57] Afghanistan. It's the bottom of all the [00:12:59] stands. The lowest of all stands. Sorry [00:13:02] Pakistanis, but but y'all down there. [00:13:05] Nau. Ooh, this one's a tough one, dog. [00:13:09] This one is tough as [ __ ] dog. It's [00:13:11] over here in Oceanania, and we're [00:13:13] totally going to f it up. Um, and again, [00:13:17] I had my little circles that made it [00:13:18] easy. [00:13:20] Um, so I'm going to kind of guess that [00:13:22] we're we're zooming in here somewhere. [00:13:24] And I think maybe it's maybe it's this [00:13:27] one right there. This teeny little dot. [00:13:30] >> Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [00:13:34] Boom. Yeah, that's right. You heard it [00:13:37] here first, folks. I just nailed Nau. [00:13:42] You're welcome. You're welcome. [00:13:46] Yeah, we'll zoom way the [ __ ] back out. [00:13:48] Belgium. I remember Belgium because of [00:13:50] World War II history. because Belgium [00:13:52] was a part of the whole invasion of [00:13:54] France. Um, it's easy for me to remember [00:13:55] that Belgium is the little piece right [00:13:57] above France here. [00:14:00] Zimbabwe, we down in Africa. Um, [00:14:03] Zimbabwe never was too hard for me. Of [00:14:06] course, now I'm going to [ __ ] it up. [00:14:08] [snorts] Um [00:14:10] Um, this one is Batswana. So, this one [00:14:12] is Zimbabwe. [00:14:14] So, it's the right hand center circle [00:14:16] one above South Africa. I don't know if [00:14:18] that helps you or not, but that's [00:14:20] Zimbabwe. And they got cool [ __ ] in [00:14:21] Zimbabwe. Like that. [00:14:26] Is this fun, nerds? Y'all having fun, [00:14:29] nerds? We have way less people in this [00:14:31] one. We're going down in the chat or in [00:14:32] the uh view count, but that's cool. We [00:14:34] ain't stressed. This isn't going to be [00:14:35] the stream for everybody. I'm having fun [00:14:38] and we're learning things. I would [00:14:40] rather spend my time my time learning [00:14:42] things than not learning things. North [00:14:44] Macedonia. I always think about um like [00:14:47] again Rome Total War video game I used [00:14:49] to play back in like the early 2000s [00:14:52] maybe it's uh so Macedonia is like [00:14:54] Greece area and I think of North [00:14:56] Macedonia as like the north part of [00:14:58] Greece because it's all Macedonia this [00:15:01] whole region and um so North Macedonia [00:15:04] is this little circle on top of Greece [00:15:05] just sitting there [00:15:08] being Macedon [00:15:10] Vietnam [00:15:11] hopefully you know where Vietnam is if [00:15:13] you if you're American you don't know [00:15:14] where Vietnam is get learned. It's on [00:15:16] the coast here. It used to be South and [00:15:18] North Vietnam until we gave up our [00:15:20] little war over there. Germany, nice and [00:15:24] easy. It's the one that's next to France [00:15:26] and looks like France, but it's not [00:15:27] France. This one right here where [00:15:30] they're all [ __ ] up now. [00:15:35] Loto down in Africa again. What country [00:15:38] is Lysoto [00:15:40] like inside of? [00:15:43] What country is Loto inside of? Pop [00:15:45] quiz. I know one guy in the chat has to [00:15:48] know. I know we've got someone in the [00:15:51] chat that knows because we know we he [00:15:52] said he was from there if he's still [00:15:54] here. Yeah, that's right. Bittersweet [00:15:56] South Africa. There's two countries in [00:15:58] Loto. There's Esatini and Loto. And Loto [00:16:02] is the bottom one. And Eswatini is the [00:16:04] tinier one is teeny. Teeny tiny Loto. [00:16:08] And they got big ass waterfalls there [00:16:10] too. Jamaica. Not in Africa, you [00:16:14] freaking racists. [00:16:17] That's over here. Island beneath Cuba. [00:16:19] Jamaica. It gets its own island. Not to [00:16:21] be confused with Haiti and Dominican [00:16:22] Republic. [00:16:25] East Timore. This one's hard, but the [00:16:29] word east is a clue. What continent is [00:16:31] east a part of? [00:16:38] Not North America. It's not South [00:16:39] America. It's not Africa. It's not [00:16:41] Europe. It's kind of Asia. You might say [00:16:44] Oceanania. [00:16:46] East Timmore [00:16:47] is this right here. It's the right hand. [00:16:50] It's the east side of this little island [00:16:52] right here with this little puzzle [00:16:53] piece. This is East Timore. [00:16:56] I don't know how you're going to [00:16:57] remember that, but it is the east side [00:16:58] of an island. Austria. Oo, this one I [00:17:01] always [ __ ] up even though it should be [00:17:03] really easy because there's [00:17:04] Czechoslovakia and there's [00:17:06] AustriaHungary, right? These are the [00:17:08] ancient empires from Europe. [00:17:10] Czechoslovakia and AustriaHungary. And I [00:17:12] always [ __ ] up which one is on top of [00:17:14] which, but I'm I'm so sure that [00:17:17] Czechoslovakia is on top and [00:17:19] AustriaHungary is on bottom. I'm so [00:17:21] sure. It's a part of the old Austria [00:17:23] like Hungarian Empire. Germany, all that [00:17:26] [ __ ] AustriaHungary, so it's [00:17:28] AustriaHungarian. So Austria is on the [00:17:30] left and Hungary is on the right. And [00:17:32] Czechoslovakian, so Czech Republic is on [00:17:34] the left and Slovakia is on the right. [00:17:36] And I'm [ __ ] I'm so sure that this [00:17:38] one is Austria. Thank god. Okay. Was [00:17:42] about to [ __ ] that one up on the on the [00:17:43] first stream. Stom and Principe. This [00:17:46] one sounds French, right? What continent [00:17:49] is Stom and Principe next to? This one's [00:17:53] tricky. This one's tricky. [00:17:57] It's in Africa. Correct. Yes. Dallas, [00:18:00] you nailed it. It's in Africa. And South [00:18:02] and Principe are actually really easy to [00:18:04] remember because they're the only island [00:18:06] nation you need to remember that's in [00:18:07] the little nook of Africa. Except on [00:18:10] this version they have this other island [00:18:11] here to [ __ ] your day up. It's these two [00:18:13] over here. Stom in principe and the [00:18:17] capital is Sat. Cool. Bellarus. Well, [00:18:21] the roose part helps. It's part of old [00:18:24] Russia. Mother Russia. [00:18:27] Bellarus. Well, two names helps you [00:18:29] remember it, dog, because there's two [00:18:30] different islands. That's why it helps. [00:18:32] Stom and Principe. Two islands in the [00:18:35] little nook of Africa. Bellarus is down. [00:18:38] No, sorry. Bellarus is up. Almost [ __ ] [00:18:41] that one up. Bellarus is up here. Is the [00:18:44] the the the bell of the roose. It's next [00:18:46] to the Russia and it's not Ukraine. And [00:18:48] you damn well better know what Ukraine [00:18:50] is. [00:18:51] Yeah. Doesn't it make Earth is [00:18:53] beautiful. You're right. And doesn't it [00:18:54] make you think about how [ __ ] big [00:18:56] this place is and how little your [00:18:58] hometown is? [00:19:01] Kuwait. All right. Kuwait's important. [00:19:03] If you're a American citizen, you should [00:19:05] know about our war in Kuwait when Saddam [00:19:07] Hussein and Iraq invaded poor little [00:19:10] Kuwait and then HW Bush came in and [00:19:12] desert stormed his ass. Yeah, Kuwait is [00:19:15] this little tiny oil rich nation down [00:19:17] here right on the Gulf. [00:19:20] And they got a lot of power these days. [00:19:23] They used to have a seat on the border [00:19:24] of Black Rockck, by the way, but Saudi [00:19:27] Arabia took that seat. Costa Rica, for [00:19:29] me, that's easy because I've traveled a [00:19:30] fair bit in Central America. Costa Rica [00:19:33] is not Panama. It's right above Panama. [00:19:35] It's the not Panama one and it uh is one [00:19:38] of the most developed of all of the [00:19:39] Central American nations. [00:19:41] Um because it's the most Americanized. [00:19:47] India, we all know where India be. If [00:19:50] you don't, [00:19:51] lucky you. Albania. This one's tricky. [00:19:56] This one's tricky for me. It's this one, [00:20:00] Slovenia. and this one um [00:20:05] Serbia and this one Albania that I [00:20:08] always confuse them back and forth for [00:20:11] whatever reason. Learning the Balkans. I [00:20:13] think this is called the Balkans. I [00:20:15] think I'm not that smart. Um [00:20:19] to be clear, I'm going to expose how not [00:20:20] smart I am if I keep playing this game. [00:20:23] But um this one is Albania and I don't I [00:20:27] so I remember it because um this one up [00:20:30] here, Slovenia. It's like the Slavvenly [00:20:33] bottom, the slums of Europe, the [00:20:35] slovenly little bottom of Europe. [00:20:37] Slovenia. Albania, I don't know. It's on [00:20:41] the coast. And then [00:20:44] Serbia, [00:20:46] I don't know. It sounds more Russian to [00:20:48] me. It's closer to Russia, maybe [00:20:51] Czech Republic. Okay, we already got our [00:20:53] mimmonic for Czech Republic. Czecho [00:20:55] Slovakia. So this one is Czech Republic. [00:20:58] Prague, capital of Czech Republic. [00:21:04] Hap hapon [00:21:07] do. [00:21:11] I'm also going to say a lot of racist [00:21:12] [ __ ] if we keep playing this game. By [00:21:14] the way, [00:21:15] >> [snorts] [00:21:15] >> um, Surinam. I bet you don't even know [00:21:17] what [ __ ] continent Surinam is in. [00:21:18] It's tricky. It sounds like it's in [00:21:20] Asia, but it's not. [00:21:25] What what continent is Siri on? And [00:21:27] bonus points if you can tell me what [00:21:29] what one of its two left right neighbors [00:21:31] is. It's in between two countries. No, [00:21:32] it's not Africa. It's in between two [00:21:35] countries that have names that are [00:21:36] really similar that you'll remember [00:21:38] together. [00:21:40] South America. Bingo. See, it's hard. [00:21:42] People don't know this [ __ ] This one's [00:21:44] tricky. No one's ever heard of Surinom. [00:21:46] Surinom is the middle of this trio up [00:21:48] here. And if I remember correctly, it's [00:21:51] French [00:21:52] Guana and it's No, it's French Guinea [00:21:56] and Guana. And so they have similar [00:21:58] names, but Surinam is in the middle. [00:22:02] Paramaribo. Never heard of it. Is the [00:22:04] capital. Paramaribo. [00:22:08] St. Vincent and the Grenardines. We got [00:22:10] an island, baby. And I think I've got [00:22:12] this one. I think I've got this one. [00:22:13] Even with the hard islands turned on. [00:22:16] Anyone know which island group St. [00:22:18] Vincent and the Grenardines is in. [00:22:21] It ain't easy. It is right up here in [00:22:25] the island chains of the Caribbean. And [00:22:27] St. Vincent and the Grenardines, [00:22:30] I remember because Granada is down here [00:22:34] at the bottom. Granada is the second one [00:22:36] up. And Saint Vincent and the [00:22:37] Grenardines has the word Granada kind of [00:22:40] in it. Oh, sorry. Actually, I'm wrong. [00:22:42] Granada is the bottom one. And St. [00:22:46] Vincent and the Grenardines is this [00:22:48] little cluster right here. I'm pretty [00:22:50] [ __ ] sure. Yeah, got it. Boom. What's [00:22:53] up? What's up? Little St. James is up [00:22:57] higher. Little St. James is up in the [00:22:59] Bahamas where our boy Jeffreey's hanging [00:23:00] out. [00:23:02] Look at us. We learning things. Yeah, [00:23:05] we'll we'll uh get all kinds of little [00:23:07] mimmonics for this that don't make any [00:23:08] [ __ ] sense. It was so much easier in [00:23:12] this version where I had little circles [00:23:13] around all my countries. so much easier, [00:23:16] but it helped me learn. So, [snorts] um, [00:23:20] Kosovo is over in the Balkans as well. [00:23:24] And I don't know how I remember Kosovo, [00:23:26] but Kosovo is the little circular kind [00:23:28] of thing above northern Macedonia, [00:23:31] right? It's not this one. This one is [00:23:34] Montenegro. This one is Kosovo. Bingo. [00:23:38] Ecuador. It's on the equator. It's just [00:23:41] Spanish for equator. because the Spanish [00:23:43] ain't very [ __ ] creative once they've [00:23:44] already named 500 different countries. [00:23:46] So Ecuador is the one over here by Peru [00:23:49] on the equator, which doesn't really [00:23:51] help when there's no equator line, but [00:23:52] you know what I mean. Haiti, poor little [00:23:56] Haiti. Haiti is the lefth hand side of [00:23:57] the double island right next to Cuba. [00:23:59] This one's Haiti. And if you didn't know [00:24:01] about Hillary Clinton's activities in [00:24:04] Haiti, you should look up Hillary [00:24:06] Clinton Haiti human trafficking. [00:24:09] See what you find. Denmark. I always [00:24:12] remember Denmark as the one that is like [00:24:15] the Netherlands, but it's not because [00:24:17] it's up here. It's this little sticker [00:24:19] outer. This is the Netherlands and [00:24:21] Belgium. And for some reason, my mind [00:24:22] has Denmark, Netherlands, Belgium all [00:24:25] kind of lumped together. And Denmark is [00:24:28] this one that sticks up. And one of [00:24:31] these guys has like a a monopoly on the [00:24:33] machines that help make chips. It's like [00:24:36] a single piece of the supply chain for [00:24:37] chips. And there's like one company in [00:24:40] one of these countries. And it's the [00:24:41] only one that got the alien technology [00:24:43] that let us make [ __ ] chips is my [00:24:45] conspiracy theory about it. But I forget [00:24:47] which one which country it's in. Egypt. [00:24:50] Easy. If you don't know where Egypt is, [00:24:51] you [ __ ] [00:24:54] Trinidad and Tobago. I bet you've heard [00:24:57] of Trinidad and Tobago, but I bet you [00:24:59] have no [ __ ] clue where it is. 10 [00:25:01] points to whoever can tell me what [00:25:03] continent Trinidad and Tobago is a part [00:25:05] of or like attached to. Kind of kind of [00:25:08] near Haiti. It's not Africa. You'd think [00:25:10] it was Africa, but it's not. Yeah. It's [00:25:13] in the Caribbean. It's off of Venezuela. [00:25:15] Yeah. And it's right right on Venezuela. [00:25:17] It's this big one right here. Big one [00:25:19] and little one. So, this is Trinidad. I [00:25:21] don't know which one is which actually [00:25:23] because I'm just playing games and not [00:25:25] actually learning real geography, but [00:25:27] that's what it is. And [ __ ] they [00:25:30] named their capital Port of Spain. Nice. [00:25:32] Okay. United Arab Emirates. This one's [00:25:34] important. Dubai is in United Arab [00:25:36] Emirates. They're a very powerful rising [00:25:38] Arab nation in the Gulf. And we should [00:25:40] all know where they are. If you don't [00:25:41] know where UAE is, they're the big [00:25:43] triangle up here above Oman beneath [00:25:46] Qatar next to Saudi Arabia and Dubai be [00:25:48] in here. And they are [ __ ] Sudan up [00:25:52] right now hard. Um they're smuggling all [00:25:55] kinds of gold out of Sudan. They're [00:25:56] funding all these warlords that are [00:25:58] killing all these Christians in Sudan [00:25:59] doing genocides and [ __ ] And UAE is [00:26:01] just smuggling all their gold in, [00:26:03] melting it down, and then selling it on [00:26:05] the open markets and getting super [00:26:07] [ __ ] rich off of genocide. It's dark [00:26:10] and they got Dubai, but Abu Dhabi is [00:26:13] their capital [00:26:15] and they rich as hell. [00:26:18] Armenia, if you don't know about the [00:26:19] Armenian genocide, it's some [ __ ] up [00:26:22] [ __ ] And Armenia is here in whatever [00:26:25] this region is called in between uh the [00:26:28] Caspian and the [00:26:32] the Red Sea. Am I [ __ ] I think it's [00:26:35] between the Caspian and the Red. I think [00:26:37] it's Caspian on the right and Red on the [00:26:39] left. [00:26:41] Right. [00:26:42] Uh, Black Sea is maybe the one above the [00:26:45] Red Sea, I think, because the Black Sea [00:26:48] is the one with all the salt, if I'm [00:26:50] getting that right. [00:26:53] I might be wrong about that. [00:26:56] Um, but Armenia. [00:26:59] So, I don't know if y'all have ever [00:27:01] played Splintercell, the Tom Clancy [00:27:03] video game, but it was like Splintercell [00:27:06] 2 or something back in my day where this [00:27:10] was like the site for it and there was [00:27:12] like terrorists in Tlisi in Georgia and [00:27:15] Aeraijan and you had to go and [ __ ] [00:27:17] kill the terrorists and Splinter Cell [00:27:18] was super [ __ ] hard. Um, and so I [00:27:21] know about Georgia and Aaraijan because [00:27:23] of that video game. [00:27:26] Sorry if you haven't played it. And so [00:27:28] Georgia or Georgia is the one on top and [00:27:30] Aaraijan is the one on the right. And [00:27:32] Armenia is the one that like it's an arm [00:27:34] that reaches into the other nations. [00:27:36] Armenia is the arm that reaches into [00:27:38] Aaraijan right here. So it's this one. [00:27:42] And there's this [ __ ] genocide where [00:27:44] there was some juice involved. Um near [00:27:47] Florida. [laughter] [00:27:50] Where is Lebanon? Lebanon's right here [00:27:52] in the Middle East and you should know [00:27:53] where it is. Um, is Lebanon up, down, [00:27:57] left, or right of Israel? Which one is [00:27:59] it? Which one is Lebanon, guys? I hope [00:28:02] you know it. I hope you know it. It's [00:28:04] not Jordan. Not Jordan right here. [00:28:06] Jordan's the one with the funky shapes [00:28:08] that France cut up. It's not Syria. [00:28:11] Syria is the one where we keep on [00:28:12] overthrowing the [ __ ] people we don't [00:28:13] like. Yeah, it's up. Correct. It's this [00:28:16] little one where the Lebanese are [00:28:18] hanging out. [00:28:19] I had a Lebanese friend that was [ __ ] [00:28:21] super good at skateboarding in high [00:28:23] school and I had no context on what his [00:28:26] heritage meant at all. And he was like [00:28:29] looked white and so I was like I didn't [00:28:31] even get it. I had no [ __ ] clue. I [00:28:33] wasn't very smart when I was a kid. I'm [00:28:35] not very smart now, but I wasn't very [00:28:36] smart when I was a kid. South Sudan, [00:28:38] easy if you know where Sudan is. They're [00:28:41] just split in two. I don't know why. I [00:28:43] don't know that [ __ ] Aarbaian, I [00:28:44] already told you. Armenia reaches into [00:28:46] Aaraijan right there. [00:28:49] Nicaragua. I know Nicaragua because I [00:28:50] traveled a bunch in Guatemala. [00:28:54] I'm gonna have to speed up or else I'm [00:28:56] going to run out of time here. So, [00:28:58] little uh Central American history uh [00:29:00] geog geography lesson. Guatemala, [00:29:02] Honduras, Nicaragua, and Honduras is all [00:29:06] [ __ ] up. And Nicaragua is where the [00:29:08] Contras were back in the 80s, the 70s [00:29:10] and 80s. And oh boy, is there a lot of [00:29:12] [ __ ] conspiracy theory history to [00:29:14] learn about Nicaragua. [00:29:16] Managua, Nicaragua, Komaros. Uh, Komaros [00:29:20] is an island and it's a tough one. And [00:29:23] it's over here. We have three different [00:29:25] nations, left, top, and right. And I [00:29:29] think that Comaros [00:29:31] is on the right. [00:29:34] We already learned that the Sey Shells [00:29:36] is the top one. I'm pretty sure Komaos [00:29:39] is this one. [ __ ] It's the one on the [00:29:41] left. Oh no. Oh no. Rayun I haven't [00:29:45] learned about. See there's other island [00:29:47] nations that apparently aren't what I [00:29:49] was told. This is so this is a different [00:29:51] nation that and I don't know about [00:29:53] Rayun. So we'll remember that. Comos is [00:29:56] over here in between Madagascar and [00:29:58] Africa. [00:30:00] Benin. Oh my favorite one. I gave this [00:30:02] example earlier. I got a [ __ ] I've [00:30:06] got a pneummonic for you. [00:30:09] Excuse me. [00:30:11] Um, so right here next to the curve of [00:30:14] Africa, there's these two little slices [00:30:16] of pie right here. Um, Togo and Benon. [00:30:21] And Ghana is right next to them. If you [00:30:23] wanted to know where Ghana was. And I [00:30:26] remember the three of them because if [00:30:27] you to go somewhere, then after that [00:30:31] you've been in the place. So you got to [00:30:34] go like you want to go. You gonna go [00:30:38] somewhere and then you have been in the [00:30:39] place. [00:30:42] Croatia. Um, I remember Croatia because [00:30:44] I had a friend that visited there when I [00:30:46] was younger and it's eating Bosnia and [00:30:48] Herzgoia. Croatia is eating this [00:30:50] [ __ ] so hard. It's this one [00:30:52] that's like a mouth going chomp chomp [00:30:54] chomp chomp chomp. [00:30:56] And Croatia has some [ __ ] beautiful [00:30:58] beaches, dog. Um, life goal, get a hot [00:31:02] girlfriend, go to Croatia, hang out on [00:31:04] the beach. [00:31:06] Bingo. Yeah, they got all these cool [00:31:08] [ __ ] towns like this cool place. [00:31:10] Zagreb, capital of Croatia. [00:31:13] Niger [music] [00:31:15] with one G. [00:31:18] Anyone know where Niger is? [00:31:21] Niger is above Nigeria [00:31:25] if that helps. Okay. and Nigeria be this [00:31:28] one and Niger be this one right in the [00:31:30] middle up here next to Chad because Chad [00:31:33] is a [00:31:35] Niger. [00:31:38] Does that help? Is that PC? [00:31:41] I bet you're going to remember it now. I [00:31:43] bet you're going to [ __ ] remember it [00:31:44] now. I'm just saying. I am just saying [00:31:49] Molly and Chad are both [00:31:54] on the African continent. Gotcha. [00:31:57] >> [clears throat] [00:31:57] >> Yeah, correct. So, Finland has an easy [00:32:00] easy way to remember it. You have [00:32:01] Norway, Sweden, and Finland up here. And [00:32:04] Norway is the northernmost one. It's the [00:32:06] one that is on top of the others is [00:32:08] Norway, [music] [00:32:08] which is on the left. And Sweden is in [00:32:11] the sweet spot right in the middle. [00:32:13] Okay. [00:32:15] And Finland is the fin that sticks out [00:32:18] into Russia. Norway, Sweden, Finland. [00:32:23] Yeah. [00:32:24] Jordan, Middle East, right here, the [00:32:27] funky shaped one, right next to our [00:32:29] [ __ ] problem child. Um, and the king [00:32:31] of Jordan is super cool, apparently. [00:32:35] And they got [snorts and clears throat] [00:32:36] some [ __ ] crazy temples and [ __ ] [00:32:37] some crazy history going on. St. Kits [00:32:39] and Nevice. [00:32:42] We're going back over to the Caribbean. [00:32:45] And I'm pretty [ __ ] sure we're going [00:32:47] to the top of the island chain right [00:32:50] here that ends in um the one that's in [00:32:53] the US, Costa Rica. And I'm pretty [00:32:56] [ __ ] sure that St. Kits and Nevice is [00:32:58] on the left and Antigua and Barbuda is [00:33:02] on the right. [00:33:04] And this one is St. Kits and Nevice. [00:33:07] Nailed it. Boom. Suck it. What's up, [00:33:12] dude? [00:33:14] What do you know about these islands? [00:33:16] Portugal. Portugal is inside of Spain. [00:33:20] Ancient colonial power. A lot of cool [00:33:22] history to learn about that. And [00:33:23] apparently they have dank food. I've [00:33:25] never been, [00:33:27] but they got good photos. Check out that [00:33:29] photo. Yeah, dog. Brunai. I bet you [00:33:33] don't even know what continent Brunai is [00:33:34] a part of. [00:33:37] But I always remember it because it's [00:33:38] like a little eye inside of this other [00:33:40] country. [00:33:43] Great surf where? Great surf in Costa [00:33:45] Rica. [00:33:47] Yeah, Malaysia. Yeah, you got it. [00:33:49] Purple. Purple pine knows some [ __ ] Or [00:33:51] they've got Google open. Yeah, Brunai is [00:33:54] over here. Brunai is this little [00:33:56] eyeball. Uhoh. It's more complicated [00:33:59] looking in this one than it is in my [00:34:00] other one. It's this one, but I don't [00:34:02] know if it's also this one. It probably [00:34:04] is. Yeah, it's the whole thing. Cool. [00:34:08] Turkey. Important one. You've heard of [00:34:10] it. Hopefully, you know what it is. It's [00:34:11] the giant big one right here that [00:34:13] connects the Balkans and Europe over to [00:34:16] the Middle East. Turkey is very [00:34:18] significant. Very significant. You know [00:34:19] the song about Constantinople? Istanbul [00:34:22] was Constantinople. [00:34:24] That one. Yeah. If my if me singing that [00:34:26] doesn't help you remember it. I don't [00:34:28] know what will. But that is a song about [00:34:31] Constantinople, which is right at this [00:34:32] gap right here. Unless I'm [ __ ] Um, [00:34:35] and that's Turkey right here. And Turkey [00:34:38] has both sides of that gap. [00:34:40] Serbia. This is one of the ones I was [00:34:42] talking about earlier. Hard to remember. [00:34:44] It's this one, this one, and this one. [00:34:46] Albania. Uh, uh, uh, Slovenia and Serbia [00:34:51] that I get confused. And Serbia sounds [00:34:53] like it's more Russian to me. I don't [00:34:54] know. So, it's closer to Russia. Libya. [00:34:57] [ __ ] There's so much to learn about [00:34:58] Gaddafi and Hillary and [ __ ] the [00:35:01] Green Book and all this [ __ ] Libya is [00:35:04] this one right next to Egypt. I actually [00:35:06] did a school project back in like it [00:35:08] would have been probably first or second [00:35:10] grade about Libya. And holy [ __ ] I had [00:35:13] no idea where life would take me and how [00:35:16] much I would learn about Libya back in [00:35:17] the day, dude. And how Gaddafi I wish, [00:35:21] dude, how based would it have been if [00:35:22] little like first gradian had been like [00:35:25] Hillary Clinton's going to overthrow [00:35:26] Gaddafi. Gaddafi is trying to stop the [00:35:28] central bankers. Gaddafi is going on the [00:35:30] gold standard. He's going to get [ __ ] [00:35:32] up by the new world order. That would [00:35:34] have been [ __ ] priceless. But I was [00:35:37] not based. Not a based nine-year-old or [00:35:39] whatever. I was triple E [00:35:43] like Sam Trip. Sam Tripoli hanging out [00:35:44] with Gaddafi. Poland. Poland is up here [00:35:47] and I remember it because it's where the [00:35:48] Holocaust happened. [00:35:51] Obviously [00:35:54] Panama over in Costa Rica. Panama. [00:35:56] Panama Canal. If that doesn't help you, [00:35:58] I don't know what will. Panama is the [00:35:59] one that connects Central America to [00:36:01] South America. Right there. [00:36:05] I've only got five minutes before I'm [00:36:06] supposed to be on a call. Guys, [00:36:08] Tajjikiststan, the stands are pretty [00:36:10] hard, not going to lie. Um, I'm just [00:36:13] going to tell you how I remember them. [00:36:15] Kazakhstan is the giant one on top [00:36:17] because that's what Borat is from. And [00:36:18] Borat's a [ __ ] Jewish uh sabotur um [00:36:22] that made propaganda about uh Kazakhstan [00:36:25] in Kazakhstan. Borat will lie to you. [00:36:27] Um, uh, Turk Menistan is the one that's [00:36:32] closest to Turkey, which is over here. [00:36:34] So, Turk Menistan is this one that is [00:36:35] the furthest over to the left. [00:36:37] Usbekistsan is like an Uzi, and it's [00:36:40] above Turk Menistan. I don't know why, [00:36:42] but this one's like an Uzi. It's got [00:36:44] this [ __ ] crazy trigger shape over [00:36:46] here. This one is um [00:36:51] Kurdistan because [00:36:54] [ __ ] Tommy um man, my brain is going [00:36:57] all over the place. Uh Tommy, the best [00:37:00] rock climber in the [ __ ] world. How [00:37:02] do I not remember his name? The dude who [00:37:04] chopped his finger off. He went on a [00:37:06] crazy excursion over here. Tommy [00:37:08] Caldwell. Um best rock climber in the [00:37:10] [ __ ] world. He went on a crazy [00:37:12] excursion over here and they got [00:37:13] captured by [ __ ] rebels and they got [00:37:16] taken hostage and like rolled through [00:37:17] this [ __ ] um Kyrgystan. Thank you. [00:37:20] Not Kurdistan. Kystan, my bad. Um [00:37:22] Kurdistan is actually a stateless [00:37:24] people. Kystan is this one. And he got [00:37:28] like rolled up with these rebels and he [00:37:29] [ __ ] pushed his captor off the cliff [00:37:31] and then they escaped and it was like [00:37:33] [ __ ] hardcore big rock climber [00:37:35] history. And then Tajikhstan is the [00:37:37] tiniest little Turkey in the middle. And [00:37:39] then you have um Afghanistan and [00:37:41] Pakistan. So Tajikistan is the little [00:37:43] the little [ __ ] right here. [00:37:47] Peru back in South America. Peru is this [00:37:50] one over on the side. Tons of crazy [00:37:52] [ __ ] megalithic architecture in Peru [00:37:54] to look into. See right there. Machu [00:37:56] Picchu. [00:37:58] Guana. Guana is one of our two here that [00:38:02] have similar names. There's the French [00:38:04] one which is smaller cuz [ __ ] them. And [00:38:06] then there's Guana which is the bigger [00:38:08] one. It's French Giani I think or French [00:38:10] Gana. It's French Gana and Guana. [00:38:14] They're not spelled exactly the same. [00:38:16] Cambodia over by Laos and Vietnam. And [00:38:20] if you know your history of Vietnam and [00:38:21] the CIA paramilitary operations during [00:38:23] Vietnam, you would know about Cambodia [00:38:25] there. Or if you know about Ankor Watt [00:38:28] and the [ __ ] ancient ancient history [00:38:30] conspiracies, then you would also know [00:38:33] Somalia. Somali pirates. Somalia is the [00:38:37] seahorse. I don't know what else to tell [00:38:38] you. Somalia is the seahorse. [00:38:43] All right, I think we got one or two [00:38:45] more. Lithuania. We already remember. We [00:38:46] already learned this one, right? [00:38:47] Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia. And we got [00:38:49] it wrong while I was [ __ ] telling you [00:38:51] the right [ __ ] That's Lithuania. [00:38:53] Bkina Faso. Which continent is Burkina [00:38:56] Faso on? [00:39:00] Yeah, correct. Before you even say it, I [00:39:02] know you're gonna say it. I know you got [00:39:03] this. Burkina Faso is in Africa. [00:39:05] Correct, Nicole. Um, and Bkina Faso I [00:39:08] always remember because Oh, [ __ ] I'm [00:39:11] gonna forget it now. Oh boy. Bkina Faso. [00:39:15] [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh no. It's um [00:39:19] this one is [00:39:22] Is this one Bina Faso? [00:39:25] I'm 90% sure that this one is Bkina [00:39:27] Faso. [00:39:31] Algeria. [00:39:32] This one is Bkina Faso. This one. Oh, [00:39:35] [ __ ] This one [00:39:38] is Bkina Faso. [ __ ] Ghana. This one is [00:39:42] totally Bkina Faso. It's this weird [00:39:44] lumpy thing on top of Ghana and Benin [00:39:47] and Togo and Benin. I swear to God, this [00:39:48] one is Bkina Faso. I swear to [ __ ] [00:39:50] god. Okay, got it. Whoa. That's crazy. I [00:39:53] don't know what the [ __ ] this is, but [00:39:54] that's crazy. [00:39:56] Brazil. Easy. [00:40:00] Mongoria. [00:40:02] We're going to speed round. I'm going to [00:40:04] [ __ ] speed through this [ __ ] now cuz [00:40:05] I'm out of time. I got to go. I got to [00:40:07] go. Chile. Chile. [00:40:11] Ukraine. [00:40:15] San Marino. Ooh. It's inside of Italy [00:40:17] and it's [ __ ] tiny. [00:40:21] Duvalu. [ __ ] we're so [ __ ] Uh, [00:40:24] Touvalu is uh, [ __ ] [ __ ] Uh, it's [00:40:28] somewhere in here. We're going to guess [00:40:29] it's this little thing. [00:40:32] [ __ ] me. Come on. [ __ ] Damn it. [00:40:38] I clicked on Kiriati. Tou's over there. [00:40:41] Okay, cool. Bosian Herziggovenia. [00:40:43] Bosnian Herziggovenia is getting eaten [00:40:45] by Croatia. [00:40:47] Eritraa. I always confuse these two. I'm [00:40:50] pretty sure that I always confuse this [00:40:51] one with this one. Got it. Ivory Coast [00:40:55] where [ __ ] Jeffrey Epste was selling [00:40:56] weapons. A Central African Republic is [00:41:00] uh DCR. It's this one. This one is the [00:41:04] Congo. [00:41:06] Okay. Laos where they [ __ ] grew [00:41:09] heroin to sell to Vietnam. Luxembourg. I [00:41:13] swear to God it's this one. I always get [00:41:15] this confused with Likenstein. [00:41:18] Tanzania. [00:41:20] Tanzania is um I swear it's this one. [00:41:23] Mosamb beek. Tanzania. [00:41:26] Honduras. Gotcha. [00:41:30] Um Madagascar. Easy. Cool. We're going [00:41:33] to get this done. I'm only going to be [00:41:34] like two minutes late for my meeting. [00:41:35] Uganda and Rwanda. Rwanda and genocide. [00:41:38] Rwanda's the little one. Uganda's the [00:41:40] big one. And then uh the one here is [00:41:43] called something like like beneath or [00:41:46] under or Bundi is what it is cuz it [00:41:48] sounds like it's under [00:41:50] Papua Nugini. It's over here. Uh pretty [00:41:53] sure it's this one. [00:41:56] Tunisia. This cool looking one up here [00:41:58] on the med. [00:42:01] Cool photo. Philippines. [00:42:04] Sorry guys, I just got to go fast. I got [00:42:06] [ __ ] to do. Philippines. Oh, please. [00:42:08] It's [ __ ] this one. [00:42:11] Tonga. [00:42:12] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Okay. Tonga Nev. Okay. [00:42:16] Okay. This is my [ __ ] time to shine. [00:42:18] This is my [ __ ] time to shine. Let's [00:42:20] [ __ ] go. Tonga. Yes, dude. Got it. [00:42:24] Estonia over here. I have a mimmonic for [00:42:28] Tonga that I'm not going to explain [00:42:29] right now because it doesn't make any [00:42:30] [ __ ] sense, but it worked. [music] [00:42:33] Mexico. [00:42:35] Dude, we're almost done. We're almost [00:42:36] done. St. Lucia. Ooh, I got this one. I [00:42:39] swear to God I got it. St. Lucia is like [00:42:41] Lucy and she is [ __ ] this one right [00:42:44] there. Boom. South Korea. Boom. South [00:42:47] Korea. South Korea. South Korea. Boom. [00:42:48] Come on. Come on. Come on. Boom. Okay. [00:42:50] Boom. We missed five. What's up? Um, I [00:42:53] got to [ __ ] go, guys. I got to go. [00:42:55] But I hope you had fun. We're going to [00:42:56] do more of this in the future. Um, and [00:42:58] we'll actually like hang out and talk [00:42:59] more. [00:43:01] But I'm late. I'm late for my meeting. [00:43:03] Peace. [00:43:04] >> Conspiracy theories are entering a [00:43:06] danger. [music] [00:43:07] is the oxygen of the democracy. [00:43:10] >> There's so much evidence out there that [00:43:11] even if less than 1% is true, [00:43:15] that will be enough to collapse the [00:43:17] current paradigm and change the whole [00:43:20] planet.
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[00:00:00] that I've been playing a lot of world [00:00:01] map guessing games or not guessing but [00:00:03] like world map geography like do you [00:00:04] know all the countries games because [00:00:06] there's a lot of countries in the news [00:00:08] that we need to know where they are that [00:00:09] I bet most of us don't know where they [00:00:11] are and so I've been shoring up my world [00:00:14] geography and it occurred to me that [00:00:16] it's really fun and I bet we would have [00:00:18] a grand old time doing it together. So [00:00:21] it's going to be a different stream [00:00:22] right now. Um, we're just going to [00:00:23] stream one short round um of some world [00:00:27] map geography guessing games and see if [00:00:29] you guys know [snorts] which countries [00:00:32] are which. [00:00:34] Um, [00:00:36] see if see if you guys need to shore up [00:00:37] your geography and we'll have a little [00:00:39] fun doing it because learning is hard [00:00:42] but it's more fun with your homies. Hey, [00:00:46] so we're just going to nerd out real [00:00:47] quick. We're to nerd out. [00:00:50] And I've got this app that I've been [00:00:52] playing while I'm on flights and stuff [00:00:55] or anytime I like don't have Wi-Fi, but [00:00:56] I'm like locked in place called Map [00:00:59] Quiz. And um and it's its main screen [00:01:02] looks like this. [00:01:04] And I've just played one round of this [00:01:06] map. I had to find a new one online to [00:01:08] play [snorts] um that's not an app. And [00:01:12] I've learned that this one's been [00:01:14] [ __ ] sandbagging me. or rather this [00:01:16] one's been making it easy and the real [00:01:18] version is harder. It's it's a [00:01:20] sandbagger. So, um so the islands are [00:01:24] going to be tough this time because the [00:01:26] the game I've been practicing on, they [00:01:28] give you like these little circles for [00:01:29] the islands that help you find them. So, [00:01:31] you don't actually have to know what [00:01:32] they look like. This this version's a [00:01:35] lot harder because it's just like legit [00:01:37] the map and so you have to just zoom in [00:01:39] and find the island in the middle of the [00:01:41] ocean. It's a it's a good time. [00:01:43] So, we're not going to waste time. Um, [00:01:45] we're not going to explain Twitch. If [00:01:47] you're if you're here, you're here. And [00:01:48] if you ain't, you ain't. And we're just [00:01:49] going to jump straight into the fun and [00:01:51] play around and see how you guys like [00:01:52] it. Um, and this stream obviously won't [00:01:53] be for everyone, but we're just going to [00:01:54] nerd out and have a good time here. I [00:01:56] figure Twitch is for video games. So, [00:01:58] let's play some damn video games, eh? [00:02:00] Let's play some damn video games. [00:02:04] So, I found this website, geochamp.app, [00:02:08] I think it is, and they've got world [00:02:10] countries and countries on the map. And [00:02:12] I did one one fun F funsies practice run [00:02:14] and I didn't make it all the way through [00:02:16] before I decided it was time to play. So [00:02:18] I' I've gone through a lot of them once. [00:02:21] Um and we're going to do the full 197. [00:02:25] We're going to do the full 197. We're [00:02:26] going to get the whole batch. Um [00:02:30] actually, maybe we'll just do 100. I [00:02:31] think it randomly chooses 100. Um [00:02:35] we'll do a hundred of them and see what [00:02:37] we get. Play the quiz. Okay. You see how [00:02:40] we're playing? You see, see how we're [00:02:42] rocking? We got you on screen. We got [00:02:43] you on screen. You can see it. [00:02:47] [snorts] And some of them I'll give you [00:02:48] some time to think for yourself. [00:02:50] Netherlands, that's the biggest country [00:02:52] in Africa. Just playing, dog. Um, [00:02:59] and some of them will drop some lore, [00:03:01] some conspiracy lore on these on these [00:03:03] countries, and some of them will drop [00:03:06] some mimonics to help you remember them. [00:03:09] Guinea. [00:03:12] Guinea. Guinea is over here in Africa. [00:03:16] And there's Guinea and there's Guinea [00:03:17] Bisau right here. And I remember it is [00:03:19] the short the short name is the big one [00:03:21] and the big name is the is the little [00:03:23] one. [00:03:24] And so Guinea is the big one. Is that [00:03:27] too loud? That [00:03:29] what up from South Jersey? [00:03:30] Unfortunately, South Jersey is not one [00:03:32] of our questions. It ain't a country. [00:03:35] Likenstein. [00:03:37] I often confuse Likensstein and whatever [00:03:40] this one is. Um, it's harder to recall [00:03:43] it off the top of your head, but I'm [00:03:44] pretty sure Likensstein is this one. [00:03:46] Yeah. [00:03:48] Yeah. Latvia. Okay, I remember these [00:03:50] guys. So, Latvia, Lithuania, and [00:03:53] Estonia. Actually, easier to say. [00:03:55] Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia are these [00:03:58] three right here on the edge of the [00:03:59] USSR, the old USSR on the edge of [00:04:01] Russia. [00:04:03] And I remember it as your lats are what [00:04:07] you use for pulling. They're in the [00:04:08] middle of your back. [00:04:11] And so Latvia is the one in the middle. [00:04:13] Estonia is like the stone that you carry [00:04:16] with your lats when you carry a stone. [00:04:20] And Lithuania is down here on the [00:04:21] bottom. Lithuania. Latvia. Estonia. [00:04:24] Oh, we're trying to find Latavia. [00:04:25] Whoops. My [laughter] bad. [00:04:28] Whoops. [00:04:30] Russia. Who knows? Who knows? Is our [00:04:33] ding too loud? Sri Lanka. Anyone know [00:04:36] where Sri Lanka is? Any guesses? Any [00:04:39] guesses? What's Sri Lanka next to? [00:04:42] Anyone know what Sri Lanka is next to? [00:04:44] It's an island. I'll give you a hint. [00:04:46] It's an island. [00:04:50] Sri Lanka is an island. And it's next to [00:04:53] boom, I saw it. India. Whoever said [00:04:54] India? Midwest Panda. You got it. [00:04:56] Midwest Panda knows about Sri Lanka. [00:04:59] Oh, that's a cool I like how this game [00:05:01] gives you a photo and they give you the [00:05:03] the capital. [00:05:05] That's a [ __ ] long capital name. [00:05:08] Canada. Oh, Canada. [00:05:12] Home of Charlie Pley Pasternac. If you [00:05:15] don't know where Afghanistan is, you [00:05:16] better get learned. If you're an [00:05:18] American and you don't know where [00:05:19] Afghanistan is, you better learn where [00:05:21] Afghanistan is because we've been in [00:05:23] Afghanistan for a hot minute. And the [00:05:25] easy way to remember it is in the Middle [00:05:27] East, Iran is the really big one and [00:05:29] Afghanistan is the little middle one. [00:05:31] Well, the the midsize middle one to the [00:05:34] right of Iran. [00:05:36] And it's important. [00:05:38] It's important. [00:05:41] Sudan. Sudan's important to know about. [00:05:43] There's a big genocide happening in [00:05:44] Sudan right now. Um where the UAE is [00:05:47] stealing a bunch of gold. They're [00:05:48] funding a bunch of genocidal crazy [00:05:50] [ __ ] What's up from South [00:05:52] Africa? I bet our homie from South [00:05:54] Africa knows where Sudan is. It's right [00:05:56] under Egypt. [00:05:58] And there's all kinds of crazy pyramids [00:05:59] in Sudan. If you don't know about the [00:06:01] Sudan, the Sudin pyramids and you think [00:06:04] you're a conspiracy buff, dog. Look into [00:06:06] the pyramids. You know about the [00:06:07] pyramids in Egypt, but do you know about [00:06:08] the pyramids in Sudan? [00:06:11] Same ancient culture. Them Atlantanss [00:06:13] were in Sudan, too. Boom. Right there. [00:06:16] Pyramids in Sudan. It's crazy. It's a [00:06:19] whole other rabbit hole. Not like the [00:06:21] Egypt one. similar but not quite the [00:06:22] same. It's cool. [00:06:25] Capital cartoon. That's cool. I know [00:06:28] about cartoon from like uh Age of [00:06:31] Empires kind of games. Um the Art of War [00:06:34] games, whatever they were, Rome Total [00:06:37] War and [ __ ] but I didn't actually [00:06:38] realize that Cartoon was the capital of [00:06:40] Sudan. [00:06:42] Malta. Malta is a tiny little island. [00:06:45] Anybody know where Malta is? What's it [00:06:47] under? [00:06:49] Where's Where's Malta near to you guys [00:06:52] know? We were just talking about secret [00:06:54] military bases in Malta. [00:07:00] Um, [00:07:03] so I I sometimes get confused by this [00:07:06] island that is like a part of Greece and [00:07:08] this little island that I'm pretty sure [00:07:10] is Malta. I might get it backwards, but [00:07:12] I think this little one over here [00:07:13] underneath Sicily and Italy is actually [00:07:15] Malta. [00:07:16] Oh, am I getting it backwards, though? [00:07:18] Is this one Malta? [ __ ] This one is [00:07:20] Cyprus and this one is Malta right here. [00:07:23] The little one underneath Italy. Yeah. [00:07:25] Got it. Got it. Gets associated with [00:07:29] Greece, right? But [00:07:31] Romania. I don't know why I [ __ ] [00:07:34] remember Romania as the Romanian [00:07:35] Ridgebacks. I was talking about this [00:07:36] earlier today, but this one is Romania. [00:07:39] It's the big one underneath Ukraine and [00:07:41] the little mold right there. We'll come [00:07:43] back to the mold later, but this one is [00:07:46] Romania. And I don't know, I remember it [00:07:48] as Romanian Ridgebacks for no reason [00:07:50] whatsoever. Um, but if you're looking [00:07:53] into the history of our girl Erica Kirk, [00:07:56] maybe that'll help you remember that [00:07:58] Romania is this one with a little hook. [00:08:01] The one with a little hook over here on [00:08:02] the sea. [00:08:05] Bucharest Romania. Whereas Chad, oh, I [00:08:08] love Chad. Chad is easy. Chad is this [00:08:10] face. It's this Chad face in the middle [00:08:12] of Africa. When you zoom out, you can [00:08:14] see his little nose and his mouth going [00:08:16] like bruh [00:08:18] bruh. Like that. That's Chad. [00:08:22] Chad right there underneath Libya. [00:08:25] Ninja. I did not know that was the [00:08:28] capital of Chad. Learning the capitals [00:08:30] is going to be whole. Whoa. [00:08:32] Dude, the game just did a blood liel. Oh [00:08:35] [ __ ] dude. The game just did a blood [00:08:38] liel. Cancel the game. Palestine a a [00:08:42] nation. [00:08:44] Whoa, dog. Palestine the nation. [00:08:49] Damn, this is an anti-semitic game, bro. [00:08:52] That's an anti-semitic game. Look at all [00:08:54] these buildings they have in this [00:08:55] picture. Not very accurate. [00:08:59] Bolivia. [00:09:01] Bolivia's over in Central America. And I [00:09:03] don't know how I remember it. It's just [00:09:04] the big one in the middle. The big [00:09:05] little round one in the middle. It's not [00:09:07] Ecuador. It's Bolivia. [00:09:10] They got some big mountains in Bolivia. [00:09:13] Seyells. Hey, here's a hard one. Seells [00:09:16] is islands. [00:09:18] And I get this one wrong sometimes. It's [00:09:20] over here by Madagascar. My brain always [00:09:23] wants it to be by the Bahamas, like in [00:09:24] the Caribbean kind of area. Um, but [00:09:27] Seells is over here. And I'm pretty sure [00:09:30] So, this is one where my game gas lit me [00:09:33] and made me feel like the islands were [00:09:35] so easy. Made me feel like the islands [00:09:37] were like this. But when you don't have [00:09:39] the the easy little circles to help you, [00:09:42] [ __ ] it's way harder, dude. I'm pretty [00:09:44] sure [00:09:46] um that Seells is off the coast of India [00:09:49] here and it's these tiny little things [00:09:51] and we just got to zoom in until we find [00:09:52] one. [00:09:54] Oh, I got it wrong. That's Maldiv. [00:09:56] Seells is the one above Madagascar. [00:10:01] Can't win them all. Zambia. [00:10:04] Zambia is in Southern Africa. [00:10:08] Does anybody know which one is Zambia? [00:10:10] It's shaped super [ __ ] weird. And I [00:10:12] don't know why, but it's it's one that [00:10:14] took me the longest to learn about [00:10:16] Zambia. Which one is Zambia? And um I [00:10:20] remember it as its name is like Namibia. [00:10:23] And I remember Namibia is this one that [00:10:25] is like Vietnam for no reason at all. I [00:10:27] don't know why. I don't know why. But [00:10:29] this one is Namibia. And it reminds me [00:10:31] of Nam. Back in Nam. We used to fight [00:10:33] back in Nam. And then this one is [00:10:36] Zambia. [00:10:38] The curly one, little curly queue at the [00:10:40] bottom there. Uruguay. I remember [00:10:43] Uruguay and Paraguay are these two [00:10:45] little mysterious ones down here in [00:10:46] South America. And for some reason, [00:10:49] Paraguay is parah. It's It's over here. [00:10:51] Per to Brazil next to Brazil. That's [00:10:54] Paraguay. And this one is Uruguay. [00:10:58] I don't know why how why that helps, but [00:11:00] that helps me. Yeah, we're learning [00:11:02] geography, dog. We're having fun doing [00:11:04] it. [00:11:06] And I bet that a lot of y'all don't know [00:11:08] where the [ __ ] countries are. [00:11:11] Uruguay is the one underneath. Uruguay. [00:11:14] I don't know. Maldes. Hey, we just got a [00:11:16] hint on this one. Maldes is this little [00:11:19] island cluster off the coast of India. [00:11:21] And we just zoom way in and find one. [00:11:23] And we click. Come on. Come on. Come on. [00:11:26] Get close. Come on. Click. What? Oh [00:11:30] [ __ ] I clicked on an island that's a [00:11:32] part of India. [laughter] [00:11:33] See, the islands are hard when you have [00:11:35] to actually like pinpoint the legit [00:11:36] island. We're going to get sandbagged on [00:11:38] all these islands. [00:11:40] Democratic Republic of the Congo. Super [00:11:42] easy. The biggest one in the middle of [00:11:44] Africa. It's this big [ __ ] And [00:11:46] there's all this complex history where [00:11:48] these things got split up all weird. But [00:11:50] this one's the DRC [00:11:52] in the middle. [00:11:54] Malaysia. [00:11:56] You I hope you guys know what continent [00:11:58] Malaysia's in. What continent is [00:11:59] Malaysia in, guys? [00:12:03] big old continent. [00:12:06] No air traffic in Yeah, it's in Asia. [00:12:08] You are correct. Yeah. And what's the uh [00:12:10] what's the little city nation that's in [00:12:12] Malaysia? There's a little city island [00:12:14] that's really really important. Yeah, [00:12:17] Malaysia's over by Indonesia. [00:12:19] Indonesia's all this island, this [00:12:21] island, this island. Malaysia is this [00:12:23] one also part of this island. Malaysia. [00:12:28] Koala Lumpur is the capital. Colombia. [00:12:30] We all know about Colombia where that [00:12:31] cocaine come from. Colombia's got that [00:12:34] white powder. And I just know Colombia [00:12:36] because it's the bridge to the Darian [00:12:38] Gap where they smuggle all of it [00:12:39] through. So it's the the one on the [00:12:41] Darian Gap there. The Darian Gap is the [00:12:43] bridge from Panama to Colombia. [00:12:45] Pakistan. Um Pakistan's really [00:12:47] important. They're currently fighting [00:12:49] India. They're like at war with India. [00:12:51] Quiet little war with India. They've got [00:12:52] nukes. [00:12:54] Pakistan's like the silent little [00:12:56] nuclear nation down here underneath [00:12:57] Afghanistan. It's the bottom of all the [00:12:59] stands. The lowest of all stands. Sorry [00:13:02] Pakistanis, but but y'all down there. [00:13:05] Nau. Ooh, this one's a tough one, dog. [00:13:09] This one is tough as [ __ ] dog. It's [00:13:11] over here in Oceanania, and we're [00:13:13] totally going to f it up. Um, and again, [00:13:17] I had my little circles that made it [00:13:18] easy. [00:13:20] Um, so I'm going to kind of guess that [00:13:22] we're we're zooming in here somewhere. [00:13:24] And I think maybe it's maybe it's this [00:13:27] one right there. This teeny little dot. [00:13:30] >> Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [00:13:34] Boom. Yeah, that's right. You heard it [00:13:37] here first, folks. I just nailed Nau. [00:13:42] You're welcome. You're welcome. [00:13:46] Yeah, we'll zoom way the [ __ ] back out. [00:13:48] Belgium. I remember Belgium because of [00:13:50] World War II history. because Belgium [00:13:52] was a part of the whole invasion of [00:13:54] France. Um, it's easy for me to remember [00:13:55] that Belgium is the little piece right [00:13:57] above France here. [00:14:00] Zimbabwe, we down in Africa. Um, [00:14:03] Zimbabwe never was too hard for me. Of [00:14:06] course, now I'm going to [ __ ] it up. [00:14:08] [snorts] Um [00:14:10] Um, this one is Batswana. So, this one [00:14:12] is Zimbabwe. [00:14:14] So, it's the right hand center circle [00:14:16] one above South Africa. I don't know if [00:14:18] that helps you or not, but that's [00:14:20] Zimbabwe. And they got cool [ __ ] in [00:14:21] Zimbabwe. Like that. [00:14:26] Is this fun, nerds? Y'all having fun, [00:14:29] nerds? We have way less people in this [00:14:31] one. We're going down in the chat or in [00:14:32] the uh view count, but that's cool. We [00:14:34] ain't stressed. This isn't going to be [00:14:35] the stream for everybody. I'm having fun [00:14:38] and we're learning things. I would [00:14:40] rather spend my time my time learning [00:14:42] things than not learning things. North [00:14:44] Macedonia. I always think about um like [00:14:47] again Rome Total War video game I used [00:14:49] to play back in like the early 2000s [00:14:52] maybe it's uh so Macedonia is like [00:14:54] Greece area and I think of North [00:14:56] Macedonia as like the north part of [00:14:58] Greece because it's all Macedonia this [00:15:01] whole region and um so North Macedonia [00:15:04] is this little circle on top of Greece [00:15:05] just sitting there [00:15:08] being Macedon [00:15:10] Vietnam [00:15:11] hopefully you know where Vietnam is if [00:15:13] you if you're American you don't know [00:15:14] where Vietnam is get learned. It's on [00:15:16] the coast here. It used to be South and [00:15:18] North Vietnam until we gave up our [00:15:20] little war over there. Germany, nice and [00:15:24] easy. It's the one that's next to France [00:15:26] and looks like France, but it's not [00:15:27] France. This one right here where [00:15:30] they're all [ __ ] up now. [00:15:35] Loto down in Africa again. What country [00:15:38] is Lysoto [00:15:40] like inside of? [00:15:43] What country is Loto inside of? Pop [00:15:45] quiz. I know one guy in the chat has to [00:15:48] know. I know we've got someone in the [00:15:51] chat that knows because we know we he [00:15:52] said he was from there if he's still [00:15:54] here. Yeah, that's right. Bittersweet [00:15:56] South Africa. There's two countries in [00:15:58] Loto. There's Esatini and Loto. And Loto [00:16:02] is the bottom one. And Eswatini is the [00:16:04] tinier one is teeny. Teeny tiny Loto. [00:16:08] And they got big ass waterfalls there [00:16:10] too. Jamaica. Not in Africa, you [00:16:14] freaking racists. [00:16:17] That's over here. Island beneath Cuba. [00:16:19] Jamaica. It gets its own island. Not to [00:16:21] be confused with Haiti and Dominican [00:16:22] Republic. [00:16:25] East Timore. This one's hard, but the [00:16:29] word east is a clue. What continent is [00:16:31] east a part of? [00:16:38] Not North America. It's not South [00:16:39] America. It's not Africa. It's not [00:16:41] Europe. It's kind of Asia. You might say [00:16:44] Oceanania. [00:16:46] East Timmore [00:16:47] is this right here. It's the right hand. [00:16:50] It's the east side of this little island [00:16:52] right here with this little puzzle [00:16:53] piece. This is East Timore. [00:16:56] I don't know how you're going to [00:16:57] remember that, but it is the east side [00:16:58] of an island. Austria. Oo, this one I [00:17:01] always [ __ ] up even though it should be [00:17:03] really easy because there's [00:17:04] Czechoslovakia and there's [00:17:06] AustriaHungary, right? These are the [00:17:08] ancient empires from Europe. [00:17:10] Czechoslovakia and AustriaHungary. And I [00:17:12] always [ __ ] up which one is on top of [00:17:14] which, but I'm I'm so sure that [00:17:17] Czechoslovakia is on top and [00:17:19] AustriaHungary is on bottom. I'm so [00:17:21] sure. It's a part of the old Austria [00:17:23] like Hungarian Empire. Germany, all that [00:17:26] [ __ ] AustriaHungary, so it's [00:17:28] AustriaHungarian. So Austria is on the [00:17:30] left and Hungary is on the right. And [00:17:32] Czechoslovakian, so Czech Republic is on [00:17:34] the left and Slovakia is on the right. [00:17:36] And I'm [ __ ] I'm so sure that this [00:17:38] one is Austria. Thank god. Okay. Was [00:17:42] about to [ __ ] that one up on the on the [00:17:43] first stream. Stom and Principe. This [00:17:46] one sounds French, right? What continent [00:17:49] is Stom and Principe next to? This one's [00:17:53] tricky. This one's tricky. [00:17:57] It's in Africa. Correct. Yes. Dallas, [00:18:00] you nailed it. It's in Africa. And South [00:18:02] and Principe are actually really easy to [00:18:04] remember because they're the only island [00:18:06] nation you need to remember that's in [00:18:07] the little nook of Africa. Except on [00:18:10] this version they have this other island [00:18:11] here to [ __ ] your day up. It's these two [00:18:13] over here. Stom in principe and the [00:18:17] capital is Sat. Cool. Bellarus. Well, [00:18:21] the roose part helps. It's part of old [00:18:24] Russia. Mother Russia. [00:18:27] Bellarus. Well, two names helps you [00:18:29] remember it, dog, because there's two [00:18:30] different islands. That's why it helps. [00:18:32] Stom and Principe. Two islands in the [00:18:35] little nook of Africa. Bellarus is down. [00:18:38] No, sorry. Bellarus is up. Almost [ __ ] [00:18:41] that one up. Bellarus is up here. Is the [00:18:44] the the the bell of the roose. It's next [00:18:46] to the Russia and it's not Ukraine. And [00:18:48] you damn well better know what Ukraine [00:18:50] is. [00:18:51] Yeah. Doesn't it make Earth is [00:18:53] beautiful. You're right. And doesn't it [00:18:54] make you think about how [ __ ] big [00:18:56] this place is and how little your [00:18:58] hometown is? [00:19:01] Kuwait. All right. Kuwait's important. [00:19:03] If you're a American citizen, you should [00:19:05] know about our war in Kuwait when Saddam [00:19:07] Hussein and Iraq invaded poor little [00:19:10] Kuwait and then HW Bush came in and [00:19:12] desert stormed his ass. Yeah, Kuwait is [00:19:15] this little tiny oil rich nation down [00:19:17] here right on the Gulf. [00:19:20] And they got a lot of power these days. [00:19:23] They used to have a seat on the border [00:19:24] of Black Rockck, by the way, but Saudi [00:19:27] Arabia took that seat. Costa Rica, for [00:19:29] me, that's easy because I've traveled a [00:19:30] fair bit in Central America. Costa Rica [00:19:33] is not Panama. It's right above Panama. [00:19:35] It's the not Panama one and it uh is one [00:19:38] of the most developed of all of the [00:19:39] Central American nations. [00:19:41] Um because it's the most Americanized. [00:19:47] India, we all know where India be. If [00:19:50] you don't, [00:19:51] lucky you. Albania. This one's tricky. [00:19:56] This one's tricky for me. It's this one, [00:20:00] Slovenia. and this one um [00:20:05] Serbia and this one Albania that I [00:20:08] always confuse them back and forth for [00:20:11] whatever reason. Learning the Balkans. I [00:20:13] think this is called the Balkans. I [00:20:15] think I'm not that smart. Um [00:20:19] to be clear, I'm going to expose how not [00:20:20] smart I am if I keep playing this game. [00:20:23] But um this one is Albania and I don't I [00:20:27] so I remember it because um this one up [00:20:30] here, Slovenia. It's like the Slavvenly [00:20:33] bottom, the slums of Europe, the [00:20:35] slovenly little bottom of Europe. [00:20:37] Slovenia. Albania, I don't know. It's on [00:20:41] the coast. And then [00:20:44] Serbia, [00:20:46] I don't know. It sounds more Russian to [00:20:48] me. It's closer to Russia, maybe [00:20:51] Czech Republic. Okay, we already got our [00:20:53] mimmonic for Czech Republic. Czecho [00:20:55] Slovakia. So this one is Czech Republic. [00:20:58] Prague, capital of Czech Republic. [00:21:04] Hap hapon [00:21:07] do. [00:21:11] I'm also going to say a lot of racist [00:21:12] [ __ ] if we keep playing this game. By [00:21:14] the way, [00:21:15] >> [snorts] [00:21:15] >> um, Surinam. I bet you don't even know [00:21:17] what [ __ ] continent Surinam is in. [00:21:18] It's tricky. It sounds like it's in [00:21:20] Asia, but it's not. [00:21:25] What what continent is Siri on? And [00:21:27] bonus points if you can tell me what [00:21:29] what one of its two left right neighbors [00:21:31] is. It's in between two countries. No, [00:21:32] it's not Africa. It's in between two [00:21:35] countries that have names that are [00:21:36] really similar that you'll remember [00:21:38] together. [00:21:40] South America. Bingo. See, it's hard. [00:21:42] People don't know this [ __ ] This one's [00:21:44] tricky. No one's ever heard of Surinom. [00:21:46] Surinom is the middle of this trio up [00:21:48] here. And if I remember correctly, it's [00:21:51] French [00:21:52] Guana and it's No, it's French Guinea [00:21:56] and Guana. And so they have similar [00:21:58] names, but Surinam is in the middle. [00:22:02] Paramaribo. Never heard of it. Is the [00:22:04] capital. Paramaribo. [00:22:08] St. Vincent and the Grenardines. We got [00:22:10] an island, baby. And I think I've got [00:22:12] this one. I think I've got this one. [00:22:13] Even with the hard islands turned on. [00:22:16] Anyone know which island group St. [00:22:18] Vincent and the Grenardines is in. [00:22:21] It ain't easy. It is right up here in [00:22:25] the island chains of the Caribbean. And [00:22:27] St. Vincent and the Grenardines, [00:22:30] I remember because Granada is down here [00:22:34] at the bottom. Granada is the second one [00:22:36] up. And Saint Vincent and the [00:22:37] Grenardines has the word Granada kind of [00:22:40] in it. Oh, sorry. Actually, I'm wrong. [00:22:42] Granada is the bottom one. And St. [00:22:46] Vincent and the Grenardines is this [00:22:48] little cluster right here. I'm pretty [00:22:50] [ __ ] sure. Yeah, got it. Boom. What's [00:22:53] up? What's up? Little St. James is up [00:22:57] higher. Little St. James is up in the [00:22:59] Bahamas where our boy Jeffreey's hanging [00:23:00] out. [00:23:02] Look at us. We learning things. Yeah, [00:23:05] we'll we'll uh get all kinds of little [00:23:07] mimmonics for this that don't make any [00:23:08] [ __ ] sense. It was so much easier in [00:23:12] this version where I had little circles [00:23:13] around all my countries. so much easier, [00:23:16] but it helped me learn. So, [snorts] um, [00:23:20] Kosovo is over in the Balkans as well. [00:23:24] And I don't know how I remember Kosovo, [00:23:26] but Kosovo is the little circular kind [00:23:28] of thing above northern Macedonia, [00:23:31] right? It's not this one. This one is [00:23:34] Montenegro. This one is Kosovo. Bingo. [00:23:38] Ecuador. It's on the equator. It's just [00:23:41] Spanish for equator. because the Spanish [00:23:43] ain't very [ __ ] creative once they've [00:23:44] already named 500 different countries. [00:23:46] So Ecuador is the one over here by Peru [00:23:49] on the equator, which doesn't really [00:23:51] help when there's no equator line, but [00:23:52] you know what I mean. Haiti, poor little [00:23:56] Haiti. Haiti is the lefth hand side of [00:23:57] the double island right next to Cuba. [00:23:59] This one's Haiti. And if you didn't know [00:24:01] about Hillary Clinton's activities in [00:24:04] Haiti, you should look up Hillary [00:24:06] Clinton Haiti human trafficking. [00:24:09] See what you find. Denmark. I always [00:24:12] remember Denmark as the one that is like [00:24:15] the Netherlands, but it's not because [00:24:17] it's up here. It's this little sticker [00:24:19] outer. This is the Netherlands and [00:24:21] Belgium. And for some reason, my mind [00:24:22] has Denmark, Netherlands, Belgium all [00:24:25] kind of lumped together. And Denmark is [00:24:28] this one that sticks up. And one of [00:24:31] these guys has like a a monopoly on the [00:24:33] machines that help make chips. It's like [00:24:36] a single piece of the supply chain for [00:24:37] chips. And there's like one company in [00:24:40] one of these countries. And it's the [00:24:41] only one that got the alien technology [00:24:43] that let us make [ __ ] chips is my [00:24:45] conspiracy theory about it. But I forget [00:24:47] which one which country it's in. Egypt. [00:24:50] Easy. If you don't know where Egypt is, [00:24:51] you [ __ ] [00:24:54] Trinidad and Tobago. I bet you've heard [00:24:57] of Trinidad and Tobago, but I bet you [00:24:59] have no [ __ ] clue where it is. 10 [00:25:01] points to whoever can tell me what [00:25:03] continent Trinidad and Tobago is a part [00:25:05] of or like attached to. Kind of kind of [00:25:08] near Haiti. It's not Africa. You'd think [00:25:10] it was Africa, but it's not. Yeah. It's [00:25:13] in the Caribbean. It's off of Venezuela. [00:25:15] Yeah. And it's right right on Venezuela. [00:25:17] It's this big one right here. Big one [00:25:19] and little one. So, this is Trinidad. I [00:25:21] don't know which one is which actually [00:25:23] because I'm just playing games and not [00:25:25] actually learning real geography, but [00:25:27] that's what it is. And [ __ ] they [00:25:30] named their capital Port of Spain. Nice. [00:25:32] Okay. United Arab Emirates. This one's [00:25:34] important. Dubai is in United Arab [00:25:36] Emirates. They're a very powerful rising [00:25:38] Arab nation in the Gulf. And we should [00:25:40] all know where they are. If you don't [00:25:41] know where UAE is, they're the big [00:25:43] triangle up here above Oman beneath [00:25:46] Qatar next to Saudi Arabia and Dubai be [00:25:48] in here. And they are [ __ ] Sudan up [00:25:52] right now hard. Um they're smuggling all [00:25:55] kinds of gold out of Sudan. They're [00:25:56] funding all these warlords that are [00:25:58] killing all these Christians in Sudan [00:25:59] doing genocides and [ __ ] And UAE is [00:26:01] just smuggling all their gold in, [00:26:03] melting it down, and then selling it on [00:26:05] the open markets and getting super [00:26:07] [ __ ] rich off of genocide. It's dark [00:26:10] and they got Dubai, but Abu Dhabi is [00:26:13] their capital [00:26:15] and they rich as hell. [00:26:18] Armenia, if you don't know about the [00:26:19] Armenian genocide, it's some [ __ ] up [00:26:22] [ __ ] And Armenia is here in whatever [00:26:25] this region is called in between uh the [00:26:28] Caspian and the [00:26:32] the Red Sea. Am I [ __ ] I think it's [00:26:35] between the Caspian and the Red. I think [00:26:37] it's Caspian on the right and Red on the [00:26:39] left. [00:26:41] Right. [00:26:42] Uh, Black Sea is maybe the one above the [00:26:45] Red Sea, I think, because the Black Sea [00:26:48] is the one with all the salt, if I'm [00:26:50] getting that right. [00:26:53] I might be wrong about that. [00:26:56] Um, but Armenia. [00:26:59] So, I don't know if y'all have ever [00:27:01] played Splintercell, the Tom Clancy [00:27:03] video game, but it was like Splintercell [00:27:06] 2 or something back in my day where this [00:27:10] was like the site for it and there was [00:27:12] like terrorists in Tlisi in Georgia and [00:27:15] Aeraijan and you had to go and [ __ ] [00:27:17] kill the terrorists and Splinter Cell [00:27:18] was super [ __ ] hard. Um, and so I [00:27:21] know about Georgia and Aaraijan because [00:27:23] of that video game. [00:27:26] Sorry if you haven't played it. And so [00:27:28] Georgia or Georgia is the one on top and [00:27:30] Aaraijan is the one on the right. And [00:27:32] Armenia is the one that like it's an arm [00:27:34] that reaches into the other nations. [00:27:36] Armenia is the arm that reaches into [00:27:38] Aaraijan right here. So it's this one. [00:27:42] And there's this [ __ ] genocide where [00:27:44] there was some juice involved. Um near [00:27:47] Florida. [laughter] [00:27:50] Where is Lebanon? Lebanon's right here [00:27:52] in the Middle East and you should know [00:27:53] where it is. Um, is Lebanon up, down, [00:27:57] left, or right of Israel? Which one is [00:27:59] it? Which one is Lebanon, guys? I hope [00:28:02] you know it. I hope you know it. It's [00:28:04] not Jordan. Not Jordan right here. [00:28:06] Jordan's the one with the funky shapes [00:28:08] that France cut up. It's not Syria. [00:28:11] Syria is the one where we keep on [00:28:12] overthrowing the [ __ ] people we don't [00:28:13] like. Yeah, it's up. Correct. It's this [00:28:16] little one where the Lebanese are [00:28:18] hanging out. [00:28:19] I had a Lebanese friend that was [ __ ] [00:28:21] super good at skateboarding in high [00:28:23] school and I had no context on what his [00:28:26] heritage meant at all. And he was like [00:28:29] looked white and so I was like I didn't [00:28:31] even get it. I had no [ __ ] clue. I [00:28:33] wasn't very smart when I was a kid. I'm [00:28:35] not very smart now, but I wasn't very [00:28:36] smart when I was a kid. South Sudan, [00:28:38] easy if you know where Sudan is. They're [00:28:41] just split in two. I don't know why. I [00:28:43] don't know that [ __ ] Aarbaian, I [00:28:44] already told you. Armenia reaches into [00:28:46] Aaraijan right there. [00:28:49] Nicaragua. I know Nicaragua because I [00:28:50] traveled a bunch in Guatemala. [00:28:54] I'm gonna have to speed up or else I'm [00:28:56] going to run out of time here. So, [00:28:58] little uh Central American history uh [00:29:00] geog geography lesson. Guatemala, [00:29:02] Honduras, Nicaragua, and Honduras is all [00:29:06] [ __ ] up. And Nicaragua is where the [00:29:08] Contras were back in the 80s, the 70s [00:29:10] and 80s. And oh boy, is there a lot of [00:29:12] [ __ ] conspiracy theory history to [00:29:14] learn about Nicaragua. [00:29:16] Managua, Nicaragua, Komaros. Uh, Komaros [00:29:20] is an island and it's a tough one. And [00:29:23] it's over here. We have three different [00:29:25] nations, left, top, and right. And I [00:29:29] think that Comaros [00:29:31] is on the right. [00:29:34] We already learned that the Sey Shells [00:29:36] is the top one. I'm pretty sure Komaos [00:29:39] is this one. [ __ ] It's the one on the [00:29:41] left. Oh no. Oh no. Rayun I haven't [00:29:45] learned about. See there's other island [00:29:47] nations that apparently aren't what I [00:29:49] was told. This is so this is a different [00:29:51] nation that and I don't know about [00:29:53] Rayun. So we'll remember that. Comos is [00:29:56] over here in between Madagascar and [00:29:58] Africa. [00:30:00] Benin. Oh my favorite one. I gave this [00:30:02] example earlier. I got a [ __ ] I've [00:30:06] got a pneummonic for you. [00:30:09] Excuse me. [00:30:11] Um, so right here next to the curve of [00:30:14] Africa, there's these two little slices [00:30:16] of pie right here. Um, Togo and Benon. [00:30:21] And Ghana is right next to them. If you [00:30:23] wanted to know where Ghana was. And I [00:30:26] remember the three of them because if [00:30:27] you to go somewhere, then after that [00:30:31] you've been in the place. So you got to [00:30:34] go like you want to go. You gonna go [00:30:38] somewhere and then you have been in the [00:30:39] place. [00:30:42] Croatia. Um, I remember Croatia because [00:30:44] I had a friend that visited there when I [00:30:46] was younger and it's eating Bosnia and [00:30:48] Herzgoia. Croatia is eating this [00:30:50] [ __ ] so hard. It's this one [00:30:52] that's like a mouth going chomp chomp [00:30:54] chomp chomp chomp. [00:30:56] And Croatia has some [ __ ] beautiful [00:30:58] beaches, dog. Um, life goal, get a hot [00:31:02] girlfriend, go to Croatia, hang out on [00:31:04] the beach. [00:31:06] Bingo. Yeah, they got all these cool [00:31:08] [ __ ] towns like this cool place. [00:31:10] Zagreb, capital of Croatia. [00:31:13] Niger [music] [00:31:15] with one G. [00:31:18] Anyone know where Niger is? [00:31:21] Niger is above Nigeria [00:31:25] if that helps. Okay. and Nigeria be this [00:31:28] one and Niger be this one right in the [00:31:30] middle up here next to Chad because Chad [00:31:33] is a [00:31:35] Niger. [00:31:38] Does that help? Is that PC? [00:31:41] I bet you're going to remember it now. I [00:31:43] bet you're going to [ __ ] remember it [00:31:44] now. I'm just saying. I am just saying [00:31:49] Molly and Chad are both [00:31:54] on the African continent. Gotcha. [00:31:57] >> [clears throat] [00:31:57] >> Yeah, correct. So, Finland has an easy [00:32:00] easy way to remember it. You have [00:32:01] Norway, Sweden, and Finland up here. And [00:32:04] Norway is the northernmost one. It's the [00:32:06] one that is on top of the others is [00:32:08] Norway, [music] [00:32:08] which is on the left. And Sweden is in [00:32:11] the sweet spot right in the middle. [00:32:13] Okay. [00:32:15] And Finland is the fin that sticks out [00:32:18] into Russia. Norway, Sweden, Finland. [00:32:23] Yeah. [00:32:24] Jordan, Middle East, right here, the [00:32:27] funky shaped one, right next to our [00:32:29] [ __ ] problem child. Um, and the king [00:32:31] of Jordan is super cool, apparently. [00:32:35] And they got [snorts and clears throat] [00:32:36] some [ __ ] crazy temples and [ __ ] [00:32:37] some crazy history going on. St. Kits [00:32:39] and Nevice. [00:32:42] We're going back over to the Caribbean. [00:32:45] And I'm pretty [ __ ] sure we're going [00:32:47] to the top of the island chain right [00:32:50] here that ends in um the one that's in [00:32:53] the US, Costa Rica. And I'm pretty [00:32:56] [ __ ] sure that St. Kits and Nevice is [00:32:58] on the left and Antigua and Barbuda is [00:33:02] on the right. [00:33:04] And this one is St. Kits and Nevice. [00:33:07] Nailed it. Boom. Suck it. What's up, [00:33:12] dude? [00:33:14] What do you know about these islands? [00:33:16] Portugal. Portugal is inside of Spain. [00:33:20] Ancient colonial power. A lot of cool [00:33:22] history to learn about that. And [00:33:23] apparently they have dank food. I've [00:33:25] never been, [00:33:27] but they got good photos. Check out that [00:33:29] photo. Yeah, dog. Brunai. I bet you [00:33:33] don't even know what continent Brunai is [00:33:34] a part of. [00:33:37] But I always remember it because it's [00:33:38] like a little eye inside of this other [00:33:40] country. [00:33:43] Great surf where? Great surf in Costa [00:33:45] Rica. [00:33:47] Yeah, Malaysia. Yeah, you got it. [00:33:49] Purple. Purple pine knows some [ __ ] Or [00:33:51] they've got Google open. Yeah, Brunai is [00:33:54] over here. Brunai is this little [00:33:56] eyeball. Uhoh. It's more complicated [00:33:59] looking in this one than it is in my [00:34:00] other one. It's this one, but I don't [00:34:02] know if it's also this one. It probably [00:34:04] is. Yeah, it's the whole thing. Cool. [00:34:08] Turkey. Important one. You've heard of [00:34:10] it. Hopefully, you know what it is. It's [00:34:11] the giant big one right here that [00:34:13] connects the Balkans and Europe over to [00:34:16] the Middle East. Turkey is very [00:34:18] significant. Very significant. You know [00:34:19] the song about Constantinople? Istanbul [00:34:22] was Constantinople. [00:34:24] That one. Yeah. If my if me singing that [00:34:26] doesn't help you remember it. I don't [00:34:28] know what will. But that is a song about [00:34:31] Constantinople, which is right at this [00:34:32] gap right here. Unless I'm [ __ ] Um, [00:34:35] and that's Turkey right here. And Turkey [00:34:38] has both sides of that gap. [00:34:40] Serbia. This is one of the ones I was [00:34:42] talking about earlier. Hard to remember. [00:34:44] It's this one, this one, and this one. [00:34:46] Albania. Uh, uh, uh, Slovenia and Serbia [00:34:51] that I get confused. And Serbia sounds [00:34:53] like it's more Russian to me. I don't [00:34:54] know. So, it's closer to Russia. Libya. [00:34:57] [ __ ] There's so much to learn about [00:34:58] Gaddafi and Hillary and [ __ ] the [00:35:01] Green Book and all this [ __ ] Libya is [00:35:04] this one right next to Egypt. I actually [00:35:06] did a school project back in like it [00:35:08] would have been probably first or second [00:35:10] grade about Libya. And holy [ __ ] I had [00:35:13] no idea where life would take me and how [00:35:16] much I would learn about Libya back in [00:35:17] the day, dude. And how Gaddafi I wish, [00:35:21] dude, how based would it have been if [00:35:22] little like first gradian had been like [00:35:25] Hillary Clinton's going to overthrow [00:35:26] Gaddafi. Gaddafi is trying to stop the [00:35:28] central bankers. Gaddafi is going on the [00:35:30] gold standard. He's going to get [ __ ] [00:35:32] up by the new world order. That would [00:35:34] have been [ __ ] priceless. But I was [00:35:37] not based. Not a based nine-year-old or [00:35:39] whatever. I was triple E [00:35:43] like Sam Trip. Sam Tripoli hanging out [00:35:44] with Gaddafi. Poland. Poland is up here [00:35:47] and I remember it because it's where the [00:35:48] Holocaust happened. [00:35:51] Obviously [00:35:54] Panama over in Costa Rica. Panama. [00:35:56] Panama Canal. If that doesn't help you, [00:35:58] I don't know what will. Panama is the [00:35:59] one that connects Central America to [00:36:01] South America. Right there. [00:36:05] I've only got five minutes before I'm [00:36:06] supposed to be on a call. Guys, [00:36:08] Tajjikiststan, the stands are pretty [00:36:10] hard, not going to lie. Um, I'm just [00:36:13] going to tell you how I remember them. [00:36:15] Kazakhstan is the giant one on top [00:36:17] because that's what Borat is from. And [00:36:18] Borat's a [ __ ] Jewish uh sabotur um [00:36:22] that made propaganda about uh Kazakhstan [00:36:25] in Kazakhstan. Borat will lie to you. [00:36:27] Um, uh, Turk Menistan is the one that's [00:36:32] closest to Turkey, which is over here. [00:36:34] So, Turk Menistan is this one that is [00:36:35] the furthest over to the left. [00:36:37] Usbekistsan is like an Uzi, and it's [00:36:40] above Turk Menistan. I don't know why, [00:36:42] but this one's like an Uzi. It's got [00:36:44] this [ __ ] crazy trigger shape over [00:36:46] here. This one is um [00:36:51] Kurdistan because [00:36:54] [ __ ] Tommy um man, my brain is going [00:36:57] all over the place. Uh Tommy, the best [00:37:00] rock climber in the [ __ ] world. How [00:37:02] do I not remember his name? The dude who [00:37:04] chopped his finger off. He went on a [00:37:06] crazy excursion over here. Tommy [00:37:08] Caldwell. Um best rock climber in the [00:37:10] [ __ ] world. He went on a crazy [00:37:12] excursion over here and they got [00:37:13] captured by [ __ ] rebels and they got [00:37:16] taken hostage and like rolled through [00:37:17] this [ __ ] um Kyrgystan. Thank you. [00:37:20] Not Kurdistan. Kystan, my bad. Um [00:37:22] Kurdistan is actually a stateless [00:37:24] people. Kystan is this one. And he got [00:37:28] like rolled up with these rebels and he [00:37:29] [ __ ] pushed his captor off the cliff [00:37:31] and then they escaped and it was like [00:37:33] [ __ ] hardcore big rock climber [00:37:35] history. And then Tajikhstan is the [00:37:37] tiniest little Turkey in the middle. And [00:37:39] then you have um Afghanistan and [00:37:41] Pakistan. So Tajikistan is the little [00:37:43] the little [ __ ] right here. [00:37:47] Peru back in South America. Peru is this [00:37:50] one over on the side. Tons of crazy [00:37:52] [ __ ] megalithic architecture in Peru [00:37:54] to look into. See right there. Machu [00:37:56] Picchu. [00:37:58] Guana. Guana is one of our two here that [00:38:02] have similar names. There's the French [00:38:04] one which is smaller cuz [ __ ] them. And [00:38:06] then there's Guana which is the bigger [00:38:08] one. It's French Giani I think or French [00:38:10] Gana. It's French Gana and Guana. [00:38:14] They're not spelled exactly the same. [00:38:16] Cambodia over by Laos and Vietnam. And [00:38:20] if you know your history of Vietnam and [00:38:21] the CIA paramilitary operations during [00:38:23] Vietnam, you would know about Cambodia [00:38:25] there. Or if you know about Ankor Watt [00:38:28] and the [ __ ] ancient ancient history [00:38:30] conspiracies, then you would also know [00:38:33] Somalia. Somali pirates. Somalia is the [00:38:37] seahorse. I don't know what else to tell [00:38:38] you. Somalia is the seahorse. [00:38:43] All right, I think we got one or two [00:38:45] more. Lithuania. We already remember. We [00:38:46] already learned this one, right? [00:38:47] Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia. And we got [00:38:49] it wrong while I was [ __ ] telling you [00:38:51] the right [ __ ] That's Lithuania. [00:38:53] Bkina Faso. Which continent is Burkina [00:38:56] Faso on? [00:39:00] Yeah, correct. Before you even say it, I [00:39:02] know you're gonna say it. I know you got [00:39:03] this. Burkina Faso is in Africa. [00:39:05] Correct, Nicole. Um, and Bkina Faso I [00:39:08] always remember because Oh, [ __ ] I'm [00:39:11] gonna forget it now. Oh boy. Bkina Faso. [00:39:15] [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh no. It's um [00:39:19] this one is [00:39:22] Is this one Bina Faso? [00:39:25] I'm 90% sure that this one is Bkina [00:39:27] Faso. [00:39:31] Algeria. [00:39:32] This one is Bkina Faso. This one. Oh, [00:39:35] [ __ ] This one [00:39:38] is Bkina Faso. [ __ ] Ghana. This one is [00:39:42] totally Bkina Faso. It's this weird [00:39:44] lumpy thing on top of Ghana and Benin [00:39:47] and Togo and Benin. I swear to God, this [00:39:48] one is Bkina Faso. I swear to [ __ ] [00:39:50] god. Okay, got it. Whoa. That's crazy. I [00:39:53] don't know what the [ __ ] this is, but [00:39:54] that's crazy. [00:39:56] Brazil. Easy. [00:40:00] Mongoria. [00:40:02] We're going to speed round. I'm going to [00:40:04] [ __ ] speed through this [ __ ] now cuz [00:40:05] I'm out of time. I got to go. I got to [00:40:07] go. Chile. Chile. [00:40:11] Ukraine. [00:40:15] San Marino. Ooh. It's inside of Italy [00:40:17] and it's [ __ ] tiny. [00:40:21] Duvalu. [ __ ] we're so [ __ ] Uh, [00:40:24] Touvalu is uh, [ __ ] [ __ ] Uh, it's [00:40:28] somewhere in here. We're going to guess [00:40:29] it's this little thing. [00:40:32] [ __ ] me. Come on. [ __ ] Damn it. [00:40:38] I clicked on Kiriati. Tou's over there. [00:40:41] Okay, cool. Bosian Herziggovenia. [00:40:43] Bosnian Herziggovenia is getting eaten [00:40:45] by Croatia. [00:40:47] Eritraa. I always confuse these two. I'm [00:40:50] pretty sure that I always confuse this [00:40:51] one with this one. Got it. Ivory Coast [00:40:55] where [ __ ] Jeffrey Epste was selling [00:40:56] weapons. A Central African Republic is [00:41:00] uh DCR. It's this one. This one is the [00:41:04] Congo. [00:41:06] Okay. Laos where they [ __ ] grew [00:41:09] heroin to sell to Vietnam. Luxembourg. I [00:41:13] swear to God it's this one. I always get [00:41:15] this confused with Likenstein. [00:41:18] Tanzania. [00:41:20] Tanzania is um I swear it's this one. [00:41:23] Mosamb beek. Tanzania. [00:41:26] Honduras. Gotcha. [00:41:30] Um Madagascar. Easy. Cool. We're going [00:41:33] to get this done. I'm only going to be [00:41:34] like two minutes late for my meeting. [00:41:35] Uganda and Rwanda. Rwanda and genocide. [00:41:38] Rwanda's the little one. Uganda's the [00:41:40] big one. And then uh the one here is [00:41:43] called something like like beneath or [00:41:46] under or Bundi is what it is cuz it [00:41:48] sounds like it's under [00:41:50] Papua Nugini. It's over here. Uh pretty [00:41:53] sure it's this one. [00:41:56] Tunisia. This cool looking one up here [00:41:58] on the med. [00:42:01] Cool photo. Philippines. [00:42:04] Sorry guys, I just got to go fast. I got [00:42:06] [ __ ] to do. Philippines. Oh, please. [00:42:08] It's [ __ ] this one. [00:42:11] Tonga. [00:42:12] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Okay. Tonga Nev. Okay. [00:42:16] Okay. This is my [ __ ] time to shine. [00:42:18] This is my [ __ ] time to shine. Let's [00:42:20] [ __ ] go. Tonga. Yes, dude. Got it. [00:42:24] Estonia over here. I have a mimmonic for [00:42:28] Tonga that I'm not going to explain [00:42:29] right now because it doesn't make any [00:42:30] [ __ ] sense, but it worked. [music] [00:42:33] Mexico. [00:42:35] Dude, we're almost done. We're almost [00:42:36] done. St. Lucia. Ooh, I got this one. I [00:42:39] swear to God I got it. St. Lucia is like [00:42:41] Lucy and she is [ __ ] this one right [00:42:44] there. Boom. South Korea. Boom. South [00:42:47] Korea. South Korea. South Korea. Boom. [00:42:48] Come on. Come on. Come on. Boom. Okay. [00:42:50] Boom. We missed five. What's up? Um, I [00:42:53] got to [ __ ] go, guys. I got to go. [00:42:55] But I hope you had fun. We're going to [00:42:56] do more of this in the future. Um, and [00:42:58] we'll actually like hang out and talk [00:42:59] more. [00:43:01] But I'm late. I'm late for my meeting. [00:43:03] Peace. [00:43:04] >> Conspiracy theories are entering a [00:43:06] danger. [music] [00:43:07] is the oxygen of the democracy. [00:43:10] >> There's so much evidence out there that [00:43:11] even if less than 1% is true, [00:43:15] that will be enough to collapse the [00:43:17] current paradigm and change the whole [00:43:20] planet.
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