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[00:00:00] How else do you think I can afford all [00:00:01] this? [00:00:02] >> Okay, it's a clever concept. [00:00:04] >> And then she goes through everybody who [00:00:05] she's dated basically. I kind of feel [00:00:07] bad for the dudes she dated. Honestly, [00:00:08] she's just torching their careers and [00:00:09] making money off of it, [music] which is [00:00:10] a pretty terrible move morally, but as a [00:00:12] commercial, it's a very funny conceit. [00:00:14] Well, the big game is coming up [00:00:15] obviously on Sunday and our friends over [00:00:17] at Cali are sponsors. According to the [00:00:19] Koshi markets, you can buy a yes on [00:00:22] Seattle at 69 cents and a yes on New [00:00:25] England at 33 cents. I believe that the [00:00:27] the Vegas odds right now also have [00:00:30] Seattle as a pretty heavy favorite in [00:00:32] this game. We're going to go through [00:00:34] some of the ads for the big game. Some [00:00:35] have been pre-released. We begin with [00:00:38] Bud Light. Here's some of their ad. [00:00:42] >> What's that? First beer of the wedding. [00:00:44] >> Is there enough for everyone? [00:00:46] >> Oh, right there. [00:00:50] >> I got this. [00:00:51] >> So, we got Post Malone. You got Shane [00:00:53] Gillis and Payton Manning and a lot of [00:00:55] people running down the hill. [00:00:56] [screaming] [00:00:58] That [crying] is a terrible utilization [00:01:00] of your talent pool right there. Truly. [00:01:04] And now they're all just falling [00:01:04] [crying] down the hill in slow-mo. Okay, [00:01:06] I think we've seen enough. [00:01:09] [singing] [00:01:11] >> Yeah. [screaming] [00:01:16] I don't I don't see it. [screaming] I'm [00:01:18] not sure why this is happening. [00:01:21] >> [music] [00:01:25] >> Oh [00:01:25] >> yeah, you can pause it like [00:01:29] >> this that that is not a good commercial. [00:01:31] I mean seriously you have a high level [00:01:32] of talent in that commercial and and I [00:01:34] do not understand why you would use the [00:01:35] talent that way and I don't know who [00:01:36] whose idea that was not not good. Okay, [00:01:40] let's move forward to Duncan as they've [00:01:43] got some celebrities for for the Duncan [00:01:45] commercial. Okay. [00:01:48] >> Well, reactions, thoughts, love, [00:01:50] >> Ben Affleck, who posit [00:01:53] now. Cringe. I have monster cringe. [00:01:56] >> Golden cringe. [00:01:58] >> I don't think he directed Argo. [00:01:59] >> Did I tell you I destroyed this, burnt [00:02:01] it, and disposed of all the copies? Yes, [00:02:02] I did. Good news. I lied to you. Can I [00:02:05] get a copy? [00:02:05] >> Oh, god. No one No one can see this. [00:02:09] >> Uh, yeah. It's only going to air once. [00:02:12] Still holds up. [00:02:13] >> Oh, god. Matthew, [00:02:14] >> what? Okay, that that's that that's [00:02:16] that's that's smart because that's not [00:02:17] the one you're going to see at the big [00:02:18] game. So, we have to call it because of [00:02:20] copyright law on Sunday. In instead, I [00:02:23] assume you will see the actual unair [00:02:25] that that's that's, you know, a smart [00:02:26] preview at least. All right. Exfinity [00:02:30] did a Jurassic Park crossover. [00:02:36] Exfinity blowing it out on the Jurassic [00:02:38] Park rights purchase. [00:02:41] >> What did I touch? [00:02:42] >> Pause it. So, you've got the original [00:02:43] stars. Okay, fine. You got Jeff Goldblum [00:02:45] and Sam Neil in the car. [00:02:48] They Oh, they deaged them for the [00:02:50] commercial as well. Yeah, I was going to [00:02:51] say Jeff Goldblum. You never know cuz [00:02:53] honestly Jeff Goldblum has been the same [00:02:54] age since he was 12. But okay, [00:02:57] >> we're stopped. Since failing all over [00:02:59] the park, [00:03:00] >> Samuel Jackson. Okay, [00:03:03] >> John. [00:03:07] >> I can't get Jurassic Park back online [00:03:10] without [00:03:10] >> Whoa, this place is awesome. By the way, [00:03:13] you should have plugged this in. [00:03:17] >> Oh, so h Okay, [00:03:21] >> I think we're back. [music] [00:03:23] >> Okay, that's clever. [00:03:23] >> That could have been bad. [00:03:26] >> All right, [00:03:27] >> we're good. [00:03:27] >> I like [00:03:28] >> this is going to be a love. [00:03:29] >> Okay, you can pause it. That was good. [00:03:30] Okay, fine. [00:03:33] >> I like that. That's good. That That is a [00:03:35] That is a good use of Xfinity. That That [00:03:36] That is the best of these commercials [00:03:37] that I have seen. [00:03:39] Well, they got all the original cast, [00:03:41] including the corpse of David [00:03:41] Atenburghough. [00:03:43] David Adro died in like 2014. So they [00:03:46] they got the original cast including uh [00:03:48] the rights I assume for uh sorry Richard [00:03:51] Adenboro. [00:03:53] So that's a so that okay I I like this [00:03:55] is this is a clever use of of movie [00:03:57] placement. [00:03:58] Now that is the favorite so far for [00:04:00] sure. Okay. Elf cosmetics. [00:04:04] >> Elf presenter. [00:04:06] >> Get ready for the world's biggest reg. [00:04:09] >> What's her name? Megan. [00:04:10] >> I don't speak Spanish. [00:04:11] >> Melissa McCarthy. Okay. [screaming] [00:04:14] >> Melissa McCarthy [music] [00:04:16] is Melissa McCarthy. [00:04:18] >> I know this is Savvy's jam right here. [00:04:20] >> Melissa [00:04:22] say [00:04:24] I can hear you laughing from the other [00:04:26] room. Savvy, don't pretend. [00:04:27] >> What day is it? [00:04:28] >> Melissa, the big show is tonight. [00:04:31] >> How is your espanol? [00:04:40] ment. [00:04:41] >> Okay. Even I know no Spanish. No, that's [00:04:43] funny. [00:04:44] >> You need juicy lips [music] so you can [00:04:47] those ars. [00:04:49] >> That doesn't even make sense. [00:04:49] >> We have a lot of work. [00:04:50] >> That's Yeah, I'm not I'm not into it. [00:04:52] Also, you [music] go [00:04:53] >> terror. [00:04:55] >> Okay, we can stop it now because now you [00:04:56] have a dude wearing the makeup in the [00:04:58] background. [00:04:59] >> Oh, you're going to force me to watch [00:05:01] this. [music] [00:05:04] >> By the way, you don't pronounce the R [00:05:05] with your lips. [00:05:09] >> Yeah. Not not nope. That's going to be a [00:05:11] no from me, dog. [00:05:14] Again, E.L.F. is as a cosmetics company [00:05:16] very smart in the way that they market [00:05:17] because basically they're very very [00:05:19] lowcost cosmetics and so marketing down [00:05:22] scale like that is is pretty smart. [00:05:25] Like it's it looks like a cheap TV [00:05:27] commercial. [00:05:30] Okay, Savy's not going to let me get [00:05:32] away without the without going to the [00:05:33] end here. Okay. [00:05:36] >> You're better than this mess. [00:05:41] Fuego. [00:05:43] >> Wow. So, that's her with the makeup, but [00:05:44] she looks significantly worse than she [00:05:46] did before. [00:05:48] And then she's dancing. [00:05:51] >> Gracias, [music] doctor. [00:05:57] >> Melissa. [00:06:00] >> Yeah, exactly. That's That's like the [00:06:02] proper amount of racism. [00:06:06] >> I mean, Sav, you have to tell me if [00:06:07] you're offended. Um, okay. So, yeah. [00:06:10] Okay. So, Savvy loved that one. All [00:06:12] right. I'll let her be the judge. Okay. [00:06:14] I honestly, so I will admit that I've [00:06:16] seen this commercial already, and I [00:06:17] think this is actually the best of the [00:06:18] commercials. This one is very, very [00:06:19] good. [00:06:20] >> Betting on the right guy with Fanatic [00:06:22] Sportsbook, explained [music] by Kendall [00:06:24] Jenner. [00:06:28] >> Haven't you heard? The internet says I'm [00:06:30] cursed. Any basketball [music] player [00:06:32] who dates me kind of hits a [00:06:37] >> rough path. [00:06:38] up. Shake your body liner. [00:06:40] >> While the world's been talking about it, [00:06:42] I've been betting on it. How else do you [00:06:43] think I can afford all this? [00:06:45] >> Okay, it's a clever [00:06:46] >> waffling. [00:06:48] And then she goes through everybody who [00:06:50] she's dated, basically. I kind of feel [00:06:52] bad for the dudes she dated. Honestly, [00:06:53] she's just torching their careers and [00:06:55] making money off of it, which is a [00:06:57] pretty terrible move morally, but as a [00:06:58] commercial, it's a very funny conceit [00:07:00] that she's dating people just to destroy [00:07:02] their careers and then bet on their [00:07:03] destroyed careers. [00:07:07] This pool basketball boyfriend one [00:07:09] missed the playoffs. I guess nobody was [00:07:12] getting a ring in this house. [00:07:14] Do you like this bad boy? Boyfriend two [00:07:17] flopped right out of the league. Not [00:07:19] that I ever tried. [00:07:27] >> OKAY. [00:07:28] >> THIS CUTE J. THANKS THREE. [00:07:32] >> But today it's time to bet on something [00:07:34] new. Football players, I'm making my bet [00:07:37] on who's going to win. And you can bet [00:07:39] with me or against me on Fanatic [00:07:41] Sportsbook. [00:07:42] >> Next stop, San Francisco. Football [00:07:45] Boyfriend. Yes. [laughter] [00:07:49] >> Okay. Her as like evil super villain is [00:07:51] pretty funny. [00:07:52] >> Only on Fanatics. [00:07:53] >> I'll admit that's funny. I I do enjoy [00:07:55] the fact that that that commercial is [00:07:57] basically about how to rig betting. [00:08:00] It's basically about like insider [00:08:03] betting. But um but yeah, at least it's [00:08:06] self- aacing and clever. So I I kind of [00:08:08] enjoyed the subversiveness of that [00:08:09] commercial. Okay, the worst of these [00:08:10] commercials, by the way, is the Pringles [00:08:12] commercial. It is a terrible commercial. [00:08:14] This is a truly bad commercial. [00:08:18] >> I'm so tired of boys. I need a man. [00:08:21] >> Build what? Sabrina Carpenter. [00:08:25] So she built a person made of Pringles. [00:08:28] >> Pringle Leo. [00:08:34] breaking apart. [00:08:46] >> Crying while cannibalizing her Pringle [00:08:48] boyfriend. Okay, that I don't even [00:08:50] understand what that was supposed to be. [00:08:52] The They went into the ad department and [00:08:54] they said, "We have Sabrina Carpenter [00:08:55] for a thing." And they're like, "How do [00:08:57] we do something with this?" And that's [00:08:58] what they came up with. Well, they can't [00:09:00] all be winners. Okay, I've been told [00:09:02] that I must do Novartis. Okay, here we [00:09:04] go. [00:09:09] [music] [00:09:12] Have you ever [00:09:16] >> Okay, so this is a bunch of NFL tight [00:09:18] ends. [music] [00:09:19] >> Seen tight ends [00:09:22] this relaxed? [00:09:23] >> I am so relaxed. [music] [00:09:26] They're carefree, [00:09:30] >> calm, [00:09:32] [music] [00:09:33] >> serene. You know what these tight ends [00:09:35] are so relaxed about? Prostate cancer [00:09:38] screenings. They've learned there's a [00:09:39] simple finger-free blood test. [00:09:42] Roughly one in eight men would be [00:09:44] diagnosed with prostate cancer, [music] [00:09:45] and I was one of them. I'm here today [00:09:48] because I caught it early. Grant, what' [00:09:50] I teach you? [00:09:51] >> Relax your tight end. [00:09:53] >> Oh. Prostate cancer screening starts [00:09:55] with a simple blood test. [00:09:58] >> Find out if a PSA blood test is right [00:10:00] for you at relax. It's a blood test.com. [00:10:02] >> Okay. So, actually that like [00:10:04] >> let's do this. [00:10:04] >> I was I was I was very much pro that [00:10:07] commercial until the shots of the [00:10:08] relaxing butts game. I think the best [00:10:11] one and the most effective one is the [00:10:12] Exfinity commercial. [00:10:13] >> Uh I I think that the Fanatic Sports [00:10:16] Book one with with Kendall is clever. [00:10:18] So, I like that one. I think the worst [00:10:19] one is the the Pringles one. I think [00:10:20] that's a bad commercial. I'm not that [00:10:21] sure. But you know what is short? this [00:10:23] clip. 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