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From: on behalf of Gibby <M IMIE=> " To: (Recipient list suppressed) Subject: Fwd: 21 Date: Sun, 30 Mar 2003 12:58:14 +0000 <htm1><BR> <BLOCKQUOTE class=CITE cite type="cite"> <BLOCKQUOTE class=CITE cite type="cite"> <BLOCKQUOTE class=CITE cite type="citen> <DIV>Turning 21</DIV> <DIV>A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The</DIV> <DIV>doctor comes in and informs the dad that</DIV> <DIV>his son was born without torso, arms or legs.</DIV> <DIV>The son is just a head!</DIV><BR> <DIV>But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as</DIV> <DIV>he can, with love and compassion.</DIV><BR> <DIV>After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his</DIV> <DIV>first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully</DIV> <DIV>tells the son he is proud of him and orders up</DIV> <DIV>the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.</DIV><BR> <DIV>With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and</DIV> <DIV>the bartender shaking his head in disbelief,</DIV> <DIV>the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.</DIV><BR> <DIV>Swoop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent;</DIV> <DIV>then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked,</DIV> <DIV>begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant</DIV> <DIV>"Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes</DIV> <DIV>his head in dismay.</DIV><BR> <DIV>Swoop! Two arms pops out. The bar goes wild. The</DIV> <DIV>father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again.</DIV> <DIV>The patrons chant "Take another drink"!</DIV> <DIV>The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now</DIV> <DIV>the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands</DIV> <DIV>he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles</DIV> <DIV>the last of it.</DIV><BR> <DIV>Swoop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The</DIV> <DIV>father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.</DIV> <DIV>The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to</DIV> <DIV>the left....then to the right ... right through the</DIV> <DIV>front door, into the street, where a truck</DIV> <DIV>runs over him and kills him instantly.</DIV><BR> <DIV>The bar falls silent.</DIV><BR> <DIV>The father moans in grief.</DIV><BR> <DIV>The bartender sighs and says...</DIV><BR> <DIV>(wait for it)</DIV><BR> <DIV>(it's coming)</DIV><BR> <DIV>(take a deep breath)</DIV><BR> <DIV>"He should have quit while he was a head!"</DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE><BR></html> From ???@??? Sun Mar 30 08:07:12 2003 Status: U Return-Path: < Received: fro ([207.69.200.226]) by (Earthlink Mail Service) with ESMTP id 182CocA93N13pM0 for ; Sun, 30 Mar 2003 07:58:20 -0500 (EST) Received: from h-69-3-106-234.nycmny83.covad.net ([69.3.106.234] helo=gibby- by with esmtp (Exim 3.33 #1) id 18zcOB-00047J-00; Sun, 30 Mar 2003 07:58:19 -0500 Message-Id: EFTA00579958 X-Sender: X-Mailer: QUALCOMM Windows Eudora Version 4.3.1 Date: Sun, 30 Mar 2003 07:59:28 -0500 To: (Recipient list suppressed) From: Gibby Subject: Fwd: Fw: Why men pee standing up Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"; format=flowed EFTA00579959