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From: on behalf of Gibby <M IMIE=> " To: (Recipient list suppressed) Subject: Fwd: 21 Date: Sun, 30 Mar 2003 12:58:14 +0000 <htm1><BR> <BLOCKQUOTE class=CITE cite type="cite"> <BLOCKQUOTE class=CITE cite type="cite"> <BLOCKQUOTE class=CITE cite type="citen> <DIV>Turning 21</DIV> <DIV>A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The</DIV> <DIV>doctor comes in and informs the dad that</DIV> <DIV>his son was born without torso, arms or legs.</DIV> <DIV>The son is just a head!</DIV><BR> <DIV>But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as</DIV> <DIV>he can, with love and compassion.</DIV><BR> <DIV>After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his</DIV> <DIV>first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully</DIV> <DIV>tells the son he is proud of him and orders up</DIV> <DIV>the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.</DIV><BR> <DIV>With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and</DIV> <DIV>the bartender shaking his head in disbelief,</DIV> <DIV>the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.</DIV><BR> <DIV>Swoop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent;</DIV> <DIV>then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked,</DIV> <DIV>begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant</DIV> <DIV>"Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes</DIV> <DIV>his head in dismay.</DIV><BR> <DIV>Swoop! Two arms pops out. The bar goes wild. The</DIV> <DIV>father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again.</DIV> <DIV>The patrons chant "Take another drink"!</DIV> <DIV>The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now</DIV> <DIV>the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands</DIV> <DIV>he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles</DIV> <DIV>the last of it.</DIV><BR> <DIV>Swoop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The</DIV> <DIV>father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.</DIV> <DIV>The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to</DIV> <DIV>the left....then to the right ... right through the</DIV> <DIV>front door, into the street, where a truck</DIV> <DIV>runs over him and kills him instantly.</DIV><BR> <DIV>The bar falls silent.</DIV><BR> <DIV>The father moans in grief.</DIV><BR> <DIV>The bartender sighs and says...</DIV><BR> <DIV>(wait for it)</DIV><BR> <DIV>(it's coming)</DIV><BR> <DIV>(take a deep breath)</DIV><BR> <DIV>"He should have quit while he was a head!"</DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE><BR></html> From ???@??? Mon Mar 31 03:57:12 2003 Status: U Return-Path: <* > Received: fro ([198.5.241.89]) by (Earthlink Mail Service) with ESMTP id 18ZUU279o3N13oJ0 for < ; Mon, 31 Mar 2003 03:44:26 -0500 (EST) Received: from doy040 by mr4.ash.ops.us.uu.net with ESMTP (peer crosschecked as: lCust158.tnt10.1nd4.gbr.da.uu.net (62.188.139.158]) id QQoiji28534 for < ::•; Mon, 31 Mar 2003 08:44:25 GMT EFTA00579956 From: "The Invisible Man" < > To: < Subject: Home Alone Date: Mon, 31 Mar 2003 09:43:38 +0100 Message-ID: <000f01c2f761$a67ddcf0$9e8bbc3e@doy040> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary=" - _NextPart_000_0010_01C2F76A.084244F0" X-Priority: 3 (Normal) X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook, Build 10.0.2627 Importance: Normal X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 EFTA00579957